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Lucky2HaveMe (original poster member #13333) posted at 9:45 PM on Thursday, May 22nd, 2014
I do childcare. Convo the other day:
4yo: Sam (6yo cousin) has a boyfriend
Me: Really. What does that mean?
4yo: You know, Love.
7 yo brother chimes in: And that means she's gotta cook the sausage! 
Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.
Kodi ( member #16237) posted at 12:19 AM on Friday, May 23rd, 2014
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 2:19 AM on Friday, May 23rd, 2014
Let me guess. They're Italian... 
At least he didn't say 'hide the sausage'
A friend related the following conversation with her 6-year old DS at the school bus stop
Friend Come here so I can hug and kiss you.
DS Nooooooo! I don't want everyone on the bus to see me in love!
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
lynnm1947 ( member #15300) posted at 3:06 PM on Friday, May 23rd, 2014
Ha ha ha ha.
My 4-year old GD was driving with her parents to my country house 3 hours away. After about 2 hours of driving, she finally piped up and said, "We've been driving forever. Where are we going? California?'
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
BrokenButTrying ( member #42111) posted at 11:27 PM on Friday, May 23rd, 2014
Aww those are brilliant!
The other day I was asking my five year old some deep and meaningful questions (because I knew the answers would be funny!)
Me - What does love mean?
Him - Love is when you like some a lot and then a lot more, for all of the days!
Me - What are you favourite things?
Him - Ummm, transformers and puddles!
Me - What do you want to be when you're grown up?
Him - Optimus Prime!!! But I think that would be quite hard so if I can't be him I want to drive a racing car.
Madhatters - We have R'd.
Chin up. Unwavering. Fight. We can do this.
SurprisinglyOkay ( member #36684) posted at 2:30 AM on Saturday, May 24th, 2014
BBT our 4yo has those same aspirations!
FWS me 38 (recovering addict)
BS him 41 AFrayedKnot
Together 10 years
2 children
"Your secrets keep you sick"
Mama_of_3_Kids ( member #26651) posted at 5:08 AM on Saturday, May 24th, 2014
Slightly different story line, but it made my day...
As a part of my job I deliver fliers for events to schools. While at a Pre-K, this past week...on my way into the school:
Boy 1: WOW! Look at her car! It has people on it!!! It's so cool!!!
A few moments of giggles and silence...
Boy 2: And she has pink hair! She's SO COOL!!!!
At this point I am about to start laughing and had to pick up pace so they couldn't see/hear me. As I was leaving, they all giggled and smiled at me as I told them all, "Goodbye," and, "Have a good day!" For the record, my hair is a burgundy color, not pink, but it still made my day 
Me: BW/33 The kidlets: DS16, DS12, and DD10 The hounds: Three Shih Tzu's The felines: Two short haired kitteh's
musiclovingmom ( member #38207) posted at 5:28 AM on Saturday, May 24th, 2014
My 2 year old son is a riot these days.
Him - walks up and licks me
Me- oh gross! Don't lick me.
Him - I give you doggie kisses.
The other day, he walked up while I was cooking and bit me square on the butt.
Me - ow son. It hurts when you bite. Are you supposed to bite people?
Him - yeah. I'm a dinosaur!
Him - (calling from the bathroom) mom! Wipe me. I poop big like daddy!
Him - (licks his aunt at a BBQ) mmmmmm
Me - does aunty taste good?
Him - yeah. Like chicken.
BrokenButTrying ( member #42111) posted at 9:57 AM on Saturday, May 24th, 2014
SurprisinglyOkay - it's great they're both so focused! Haha!
Musiclovingmom - your son sounds adorable! I love the dinosaur story.
My youngest is similar with the licking. He's two as well but he doesn't lick people. A few family members have dogs, when he sees them the dogs lick his face... so he licks them back! Not exactly sanitary but very cute.
[This message edited by BrokenButTrying at 3:58 AM, May 24th (Saturday)]
Madhatters - We have R'd.
Chin up. Unwavering. Fight. We can do this.
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 6:58 AM on Thursday, May 29th, 2014
DD4: Mama, I want Jem and Misfits dolls.
Me: Baby, I'm sorry - they don't make those dolls anymore.
DD4: But you could make them, mama. You can do ANYTHING! 
Me: *off to Beverly's Fabrics*
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 2:52 PM on Thursday, May 29th, 2014
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 3:50 PM on Thursday, May 29th, 2014
Now I'm scared... when she plays with them they are looking for someone to beat up. 
#momfail
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
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