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Kajem ( member #36134) posted at 3:44 AM on Friday, October 26th, 2012
after 14 months on the bus, i thought maybe my maidenhead had grown back and i was a virgin again.
I was told to be considered a born again virgin - you need to abstain for 7 years.
I don't want to be riding the bus THAT long....
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - UnknownRelationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
LineInTheSand ( member #20399) posted at 3:10 AM on Saturday, October 27th, 2012
You know, it hasn't been that bad a ride after 4.5 years on the bus. However, I do miss the intimacy...miss cuddling the most.
IMO, it sure beats the fear of pregnancy or STDs!
(WAIT!! Did I say FOUR and ONE HALF years??? DANG!! After twenty-one years of marriage and now ZIP.NADA.ZILCH...I deserve an SI medal or something!!) 
time2grow ( member #35983) posted at 3:32 PM on Saturday, October 27th, 2012
I don’t know about a medal but I’m sure someone will make you a cupcake at your 5-year anniversary.
[This message edited by time2grow at 9:32 AM, October 27th (Saturday)]
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 9:13 PM on Saturday, October 27th, 2012
I was told to be considered a born again virgin - you need to abstain for 7 years.
hell, I am almost there... Maybe I can sell my born-again virginity on the internet for 6 figures!!
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Kajem ( member #36134) posted at 2:31 AM on Sunday, October 28th, 2012
Fun Fact:
Walt Disney had an airstrip for his private plane (jet?) constructed at WDW the rumple strips on the runway were spaced so they played the tune to Zip-a-Dee-Do-Dah.
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - UnknownRelationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
pjkmkjm23 ( member #35778) posted at 6:56 PM on Monday, October 29th, 2012
Well, I think I'm exactly 6 months today *sigh*
I don't like the way I catch myself staring at furry mittens lately 
risingfromashes ( member #3903) posted at 9:25 PM on Monday, October 29th, 2012
Damn! I enjoy the camaraderie and drinks but I have got to get off this bus! It is getting close to 4 years and the sex with ex was as exciting as getting a flu shot!
[This message edited by risingfromashes at 6:35 PM, October 29th (Monday)]
NoTriangles ( member #35985) posted at 4:59 PM on Thursday, November 8th, 2012
Are we in Australia yet???
Also, it looks like reallystruggling hopped off but now we need to pick her back up at the next stop.
I'll start mixing some martinis for her welcome back party!!
Me: Finding my SunlightHim: Traitor in my FoxholeLet go or get dragged.
Chili ( member #35503) posted at 3:21 PM on Thursday, November 22nd, 2012
Guessing the bus stalled out trying to make it to Australia, so I thought I would bump it up and see if we could get it jump-started (yes, let's all pun) again. Plus, nothing goes with turkey like a bus ride.
Woot woot?
2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Took off flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
"Life teaches you how to live it if you live long enough" - Tony Bennett
ManBearDivorce ( member #36258) posted at 5:11 AM on Friday, November 23rd, 2012
7 months and counting. Im going try one year before I really feel like getting off the bus. I want to see new Zealand after Australia!!!
cmego ( member #30346) posted at 1:40 PM on Friday, November 23rd, 2012
I guess I'm back here too. Sigh. 5 months now and no prospects in sight. Oh well, the last dry spell was 14 months. 
me...BS, 46 years old.
Divorced
flygirl123 ( member #32672) posted at 2:25 PM on Friday, November 23rd, 2012
Two years. Mixed emotions about this one. But anything is better than being with a cheat and a liar?!?!?
Me...40 and fabulous
WXH...just plain stupid
DS's...9,7 and 6
DDays that are too numerous to mention...but no longer have relevance.
time2grow ( member #35983) posted at 12:58 AM on Monday, November 26th, 2012
I just saw this and after dying of laughter, I had to share it with the bus. I don’t know about anyone else but I find some days it’s truer than most.
btw, can we change the radio station?
cmego ( member #30346) posted at 1:23 AM on Monday, November 26th, 2012
Seriously. Most of my girlfriends are either married or in relationships. When they talk about sex, my response is now:
"Shhhhhh. I'm beginning to get antsy. Just.....shhhhhh."
me...BS, 46 years old.
Divorced
gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 1:24 AM on Monday, November 26th, 2012
Love the sign Time2grow !!
I'm still on the bus but refuse to again drive the damn thing, that would mean I am accepting my fate. I am NOT here forever.
I'm NOT!
I'm NOT !!
I'm starting a rebellion !
I HATE THE BUS !!
There I said it and I feel so much better than hiding the truth.
I will say the company is good and we do have fun but...
Gma
BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.
time2grow ( member #35983) posted at 4:39 AM on Monday, November 26th, 2012
Thank-you gma!
I just realized I used the wrong die/dye. Thank gawd the grammar nazi’s are leaving me alone, I’m a creative speller to begin with.
NoTriangles ( member #35985) posted at 12:35 PM on Monday, November 26th, 2012
Bad spellers of the world ...... UNTIE!!!
Me: Finding my SunlightHim: Traitor in my FoxholeLet go or get dragged.
h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 11:57 PM on Monday, January 28th, 2013
I just realized that I passed 6 months a little over a week ago. Does that cover my fare?
CharlieFoxtrot ( member #38010) posted at 12:06 AM on Tuesday, January 29th, 2013
9 months... Can I get off now? (That's what she said) oh damn, she's got jokes...
Scoot over gma, I'm sitting by you!! Rebellion is just my game
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
nowiknow23 (original poster member #33226) posted at 3:36 AM on Tuesday, January 29th, 2013
Does that cover my fare?
Consider yourself "on board" h0peless. Congratulations, I'm sorry.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
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