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stupidstupidme ( member #11888) posted at 4:19 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
It burns my ass
T/J... I'm sorry but after the bleaching of the other "area" was mentioned, I just couldn't pass this up.
tee hee hee... so immature
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painpaingoaway ( member #27196) posted at 4:36 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Haha SSM! I think you and I both need as many laughs as we can get.
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asurvivor ( member #32368) posted at 4:41 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
And for more of your reading pleasure...here is an article on one of your favorite actors getting what is known as ball ironing. It's not just women. hey if it's the Sun it has to be true...right?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4744029/george-clooney-has-ball-ironing-to-get-rid-of-wrinkles-on-his-testicles.html
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I've wiped the shit off. It can be wiped off you know.
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 5:17 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Why didn't he just get a Nut Bra?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VpdWOVsM0o
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Dark Inertia ( member #30727) posted at 6:41 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Oh man. I woke up this morning and was laying in bed reading the forums and this thread sent me jumping out of blankeys and running straight to the bathroom to have a look at my Miss Kitty. I have honestly never thought twice about the subject. I always thought mine looked... normal. Not like a porn star, more like something out of a medical book.
And when I was looking at it this morning it still looked normal. But I found myself thinking "maybe there is something wrong?" I can only imagine if I was 20 years younger, hearing about it. God I was self conscious enough back then, adding something like this would send me through the roof. Society has high expectation of women these days.
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 6:47 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
God I was self conscious enough back then, adding something like this would send me through the roof.
Jeez, yeah....
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redrock (original poster member #21538) posted at 9:20 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
I would like to know the number of procedures of dudes getting for their balls tucked compared to the ladies trimmage.
I will go out on the limb and bet that labiaplasty is done in much higher numbers. And that makes me sad that girls today can't just accept who they are even in the vag area.
Now see...making fun of the balls are not off limit but....
I don't mind the ball sack. I was pointing out what I consider to be a double standard.
I will say that a bunch of asshole teenagers talking about how gross 'roast beef' is- pisses me the fuck off. I have a beautiful teenage daughter that has enough to fricken contend with... I WISH there was the same scrutiny/judgement of the boys that dangle. I don't get it and probably never will.
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I don't respect anyone that can't spell a word more than one way:)
Tripletrouble ( member #39169) posted at 9:27 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Whoa. Who's the first one who went to her doctor and said "hey can you cut that shit off just because....it's there?". And the doc says " ok how about Thursday?". I'm crossing my legs just sitting here typing!
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asurvivor ( member #32368) posted at 9:52 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Redrock...You think boys and men do not have hangups about their dangles. Are you kidding? You don't think they were ever in a locker room and if they didn't size up they are made to feel like shit. You don't think they ever heard the dick size jokes. I could go on but men know what I'm talking about. The only double standard I see around here is the fact that women think that men somehow have it so much easier in life and don't have to live up to - how much money they make...how good they are in bed...can they keep it up...do they have protruding bellies...do they wear the right clothes? Is there face turning to a wrinkled up prune as their hair falls out and yes, do their balls sag and does is their Dick big enough. Shit just read some these forums and you will get the picture.
I've wiped the shit off. It can be wiped off you know.
asurvivor ( member #32368) posted at 9:59 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Oh and one more thing...you think they didn't have a surgery to make Dicks bigger that the line would go around the globe...as stupid as that would be. Hell they sell millions of dollars of bullshit grow it bigger pills now that do nothing.
I've wiped the shit off. It can be wiped off you know.
soulsearcher4 ( member #29540) posted at 10:01 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
I will say that a bunch of asshole teenagers talking about how gross 'roast beef' is
Asshole teenagers will be asshole teenagers and have no idea what they're talking about.
"Roast beef" is... umm... delicious.
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Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 10:10 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Sweet fancy moses.. I'm glad I already had lunch today.
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redrock (original poster member #21538) posted at 10:12 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
You think boys and men do not have hangups about their dangles
I get that they do.
But they are not making drastic changes to their bodies at younger and younger ages.
If penis enlargement is happening, it is buried deep and I have never heard of it.
It is acceptable and even normalized for girls to get boob jobs. Even as they are still growing in their teens. I have never heard of a guy getting a dick enlargement at for a sweet sixteen gift. I live in what I would call a middle income environment and I would say that it isn't common, but it isn't uncommon to see boobjobs within my daughters sphere of activity in high school. It is obvious it is happening, to the naked eye.
I have never heard of labiaplasty until this weekend. So perhaps boys and men are having work done and it is not talked about.
I can tell you that while I am as likely to poke fun as the next person... that wrinkles, a hairy back and a bald spot don't make my guy one ounce less sexy than he was at 19. His dick isn't what does it for me at all.
If that is something that younger women judge, I don't know. I can say that I really had no frame of reference when I was in the dating pool. Big dick small dick, they all intimidated me...
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I don't respect anyone that can't spell a word more than one way:)
painpaingoaway ( member #27196) posted at 10:12 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
this thread sent me jumping out of blankeys and running straight to the bathroom to have a look at my Miss Kitty.
ROFLMAO!🙀
You don't think they were ever in a locker room and if they didn't size up they are made to feel like shit.
I honestly didn't realize that guys could be so cruel to each other until I had this discussion a while back with member here. That's what's so great about SI, because we can share these things honestly.
The only double standard I see around here is the fact that women think that men somehow have it so much easier in life
some women maybe...not me, and I think not those of us with adult sons. When we have to watch our young adult sons struggle to try to "man up" and play the "strong, brave role" when we mothers know how difficult it is.
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Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
5454real ( member #37455) posted at 10:19 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
But they are not making drastic changes to their bodies at younger and younger ages.
If penis enlargement is happening, it is buried deep and I have never heard of it.
Haven't you heard of HGH, Steroids etc? 6'5" tall 13 year olds? Sports demands a lot, younger and younger.
The surgical aspect of enlargement isn't available yet. First doc to perfect it becomes a billionaire, guaranteed!!
ETA No, I'm quite content the way I am lol!!!
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redrock (original poster member #21538) posted at 10:26 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
HGH, Steroids etc? 6'5" tall 13 year olds? Sports demands a lot, younger and younger.
Specialization at a sport at like 8?! Yep heard of it. Deal with it daily. 3 sport kids competing with kids who do one thing all year, every year from a very young age. Whole new thread.
That pressure, competition is not limited to boys.
I don't respect anyone that can't spell a word more than one way:)
redrock (original poster member #21538) posted at 10:33 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
If I have made this a boys vs. girls thing, I am sorry.
My original point is that it is pathetic and sad that there is yet a new and interesting way to be judged in our society as a women.
And along with the new standard there is a surgical solution. Yeah.
And that strikes me as all kinds of wrong.
I don't respect anyone that can't spell a word more than one way:)
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 10:34 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Sweet fancy moses..
You stole that from NIK!!
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 10:35 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Did anyone else shudder to see this thread next to the one on blenders??
Just sayin'
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 10:53 PM on Monday, July 22nd, 2013
You stole that from NIK!!
No, NiK and I are WONDERTWINS. Our trademarks are interchangeable. She can use "sister mary francis" any time she wants, too. (Ok, I got that from the cab in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but that's our secret...)
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