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TH,

Bread Company = Panera for non Louisans I'll translate for you heh.

I'll never be the same again after watching these.

This is too funny.

I'm going to have nightmares now. Those characters and their voices kill me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

very good stuff

LMAO! I watched these just before collecting my son from school yesterday and I could not stop giggling to myself for the whole walk up there. I am sure my neighbors all think I am crazy.

I also had already planned on making meatloaf for dinner last night. While I was making it, I kept hearing in my head, "None of this would have happened if my wife had made meatloaf." Every time I thought of it I would struggle to not burst out laughing. I am sure that FWH thought I was coming down with something.

PART 5: MY WIFE IS A POTTYMOUTH

rated R for language

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7551513/

OMG!!!!!! Eating saltine crackers while watching that is not recommended.

I had to venture here just to tell you that your videos have given me a much needed laugh!

Thanks SOOOO much!

I have to clean up cracker paste splatter now!

marzipan, you are a genius.

I barely got past, "I know she is, but what am I?"!

You are so awesome, Marzi!!!!

OMG- got through rest...

Why is she mad now?

Because I told her the business we started with our life savings is worth nothing...and the fridge is half mine, so i can take half of everything in it.

[This message edited by wannabenormal at 11:07 AM, November 3rd (Wednesday)]

Someday when I look back and wonder how I didn't end up hospitalized throughout this time, I will point out that it is because of "Toady and Soulmate Schmoopy". My friends even remind me when I am down to watch your cartoons again.

Thank you for saving my sanity!!!

God, I needed this!!

LOVE LOVE LOVE the "I feel so betrayed...she pretended all of these years to cook for me and do my laundry, when the truth is that she is mean..."

I need to make one of these with all of the blameshifting bullshit my ex has spewed...

but it would be 15 hours long....

editing

[This message edited by wannabenormal at 7:16 AM, November 5th (Friday)]

wanna,

I almost chocked on my lunch when he said "She calls me a Fucktard" except it sounds like "fuck turd"

Some of the words do translate weird, like soulmate comes out like "soulmit".

I love all these, we r wannabe Marzipan's! I'm changing my SI name, ha ha!

LOL Wannabe.

On the soulmate thing, when I remember, I try to type it as two words. I think they read it better that way. I'm delighted with how they say shmoopie though. And in the last one, WH gave it wonderful emphasis--shah-moooopie--when it came after a comma.

Marzipan, would you please send your first video to your WH and then make a video about it? Oh Please?!!!

"She said she would make meatloaf and shove it up my ass"

LOVE it.

Marzipan, would you please send your first video to your WH and then make a video about it? Oh Please?!!!

Only one thing has stopped me from sharing at a few prime moments this past week . . . if you Google it with the right couple key words, it points you right to this thread. I would rather not share all of my thoughts with Swampy McMindfuck just yet.

Frankly he's not smart enough to figure this out, but I think Skank is more savvy.

OMG!! so much and so hard you would think I had a 5 cheese lasagne! This is so brilliant! You go Marzipan! I LOVE the statements that insinuate the BS wants the divorce like "I will leave my wife as soon as she finds out and files for divorce." and "The process server hasn't found me yet"...BWAHAHAHAHAHA. And the intermittent farting along with the skid marks thing!

OK, gotta go watch again and then make up a new yahoo account so I can send it to every OW!!!

make up a new yahoo account so I can send it to every OW!!

ROFL

BEST. FREAKING. VIDEO. EVER.

I mean, EVER.

marzipan, I love you...and I know OUR love is real