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Marzipan, have you ever thought about writing a book? I don't mean a book about infidelity, I mean a novel. You have a great sense of humor and I just get a feeling about you... If you've never even thought about it I think you might surprise yourself.

These are great!

I don't think I need to make one you've summed it up much better than I could! I love them all. And I made meatloaf Sunday but he wasn't here for me to shove it up his ass!!!

Probably with his 'soulmate schmoopie'

Marzipan, have you ever thought about writing a book?

Thank you inknots! This is what I need to hear. I am actually a writer for real kind of ... I have a couple of practice novels under my belt that came close (barely passed on by publishers), and I would be working on one seriously now, if not for the fact that my head is so messed up. I have really enjoyed getting into these animations this past week.

Go for it Marzipan! I would love to read a novel by you!!

You do have a gift. Now whenever I read "Our Love is Real" I hear it in that animated voice in my head and it makes me laugh.

I am actually a writer for real kind

You should think about doing a tongue-in-cheek book about infidelity. Include chapters about the WS handbooks, gaslighting, Our Love is Real,... Maybe even a chapter on how to tell if your mate is cheating -- they call you bat-shit crazy, they want to to make meat loaf instead of cheese lasagna, they tell you they have been sooo unhappy for 10 years, ILYBINILWY, ...

It might be a way to channel the negative energy and clear your head so you can get back to your novels

btw, I LOVED the potty mouth one, especially when he says "She called me a jackassmotherfucker...." I had to stop the movie because I was laughing so hard.

Thank you inknots! This is what I need to hear. I am actually a writer for real kind of ... I have a couple of practice novels under my belt that came close (barely passed on by publishers), and I would be working on one seriously now,

I KNEW IT!!!!! I hope that you will be able to return to writing soon. I know how hard it is to do creative things when you are going through this, I could not even read for months. We'll all be at the bookstore on release date and you can tell People Magazine all about the shmoopies one day.

Dreamboat, that part actually made me laugh so hard I sobbed. There is a thin line between laughter and hysteria sometimes!

Classic.

You got mad skillz, marzipan.

Marzipan,

Last night I was watching an interview with LeAnn Rhimes and her OM (can't remember his name). Robin Roberts was interviewing them. I started LOL because they were saying, Our Love is Real. From then on, all I could here were your characters. SERIOUSLY. If you can find the interview on line, you could have written it. I was just waiting for them to call each other Schmoopie. Or one of them to fart.

Seriously, Thank you for this.

It made my day today: Part 5.

Keep em coming marzipan!

"started LOL because they were saying, Our Love is Real"

I laughed just reading this! Marzipan, you have given an unbelievable gift to all of us at a time when I for one really need a way to lighten up. Thank you again!

OMG, PART 5 IS HERE?

The timing of their looking at the camera is **priceless**...

[This message edited by FaithFool at 8:56 AM, November 4th (Thursday)]

Hysterical!!

However, I don't think I'll be eating meatloaf for awhile ...

However, I don't think I'll be eating meatloaf for awhile

How about 4-cheese lasagna?

Crap just stumbled on this and I am at work. Gotta wait til later to check it out.

You should think about doing a tongue-in-cheek book about infidelity. Include chapters about the WS handbooks, gaslighting, Our Love is Real,... Maybe even a chapter on how to tell if your mate is cheating -- they call you bat-shit crazy, they want to to make meat loaf instead of cheese lasagna, they tell you they have been sooo unhappy for 10 years, ILYBINILWY, ...

Om gosh! You must do this. I love it!!! WH and I are in R, but I so want him to watch this.

LMAO

My dick is perfect!!!

[This message edited by tryinginmi at 1:35 PM, November 4th (Thursday)]

Marzipan, I was having a terrible birthday today until I saw your videos. Best gift ever.

You have a true gift for uplifting people and even better you do it with words like twat skank. You are my hero.

These are way too funny.

After I made meatloaf for dinner the other night, FWH said he preferred the cheeseburger meatloaf I sometimes make. It has cheese stuffed in the center. This is confusing me because I can not figure out if he is cheating on me with cheese.

Scorned, it really depends on how many cheeses you're using. 4 or more, he's definitely cheating. Dime it down to 3 or less, that's how you keep a man!