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I actually sat here and read all 15 pages!!! 😝😝

I must say, NTV, it was worth every minute, that I'll never get back! 😏

You have such a way that keeps everyone coming back for more.

Your way with words is unsurpassed.

The way you have people begging to work FOR you, truly inspiring. Could you teach me, as I own my own business.😂😂

Although I don't do margaritas, I do have a reputation for "Scooby Snack" shots! 😂😂

Donation accepted! There are a couple of dead fish left... surprised the cats didn't eat them.... but they're in the mail!

Found some almost-fresh kibbles under a rock!

[This message edited by Skan at 6:11 PM, August 13th, 2017 (Sunday)]

I keep seeing this mentioned - what better way to get ego kibbles for yourself - no more begging

And we all know that notthevictem can fart on demand (he's talented like that) so he should have no problem developing a fart during a hug. 😊

SO as you can see, notthevictem has already far surpassed his last ego kibble drive where I believe he received 21/2 jellybeans. Now compared to this drive? Well, there is little to compare.

Notthevictem would like to thank the phone operators who had EVERYTHING to do with the success of this fund drive. That would be thatbpguy❤, wool94❤, adlam❤ and me, 4kids❤.

Thanks for the acknowledgment notthevictem.

Now keep sending us your donations.

All you have to do is send us an ego kibble. How? Write out an ego kibble drabble on this thread. Either one you have heard or read or you can send an ego kibble to a member here.

I'll start.

This one was sent to my wayward after dday by his last ap. I'm not likely going to say it exactly word for word, and to be fair she had no idea that I existed as far as my snooping could tell. 😊

"Babe. Why did you unfriend me? I don't know what's going on but I'm deleting my account. I was only on here to chat with you anyway!! What's going on? You know I only chat with you here.' Bla bla bla bla bla

"You have such beautiful blue eyes".

The fact that her images had been photo shopped made no difference to her appetite.

When you're addicted, all that matters is getting those kibbles.

Exactly (((Cattlefarmer)))

Thank you for posting and donating that ego kibble.

I always read and love your posts. 😊

KEEP THEM COMING!!!

"Your photo shopped eyes are so pretty!"

Two kibble from cattlefarmer! Feral kitten in the mail!!

And a dead goldfish. Cattlefarmer deserves both.

4kids, can you ship them separately?

For Cattlefarmer?

Most definitely!!!!❤😊

But can you pay me back for the postage? He's an aussie man. Tough as nails rancher. And in Canada a stamp costs a dollar. I'm willing to take the hit for postage but I have four kids I have to feed.

I'm only paid in ego kibbles and you are saying that you can not pay me and even threatened to send me to si jail for embessellment!!!

I'd like an appaulogy. In an ego kibble format please.

Send dragnheart one too. She just wants an ego kibble. How cruel!!!

And in Canada a stamp costs a dollar.

Don't forget the shipping and handling fee! Your investment shoud be just fine.

($372)

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Here's a view of our wonderful shipping department hard at work.

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He's so sweet.

Virtual flowers in a text message apparently carry more ego weight than a driveway lined with rose bushes (one for every year we were together). Who would have thunk it.

The dead fish and feral kitten will come in handy to put under the next bush I plant.

Hemlock I think.

I came across a random box of items my ex cheater husband left behind. In the spirit of ego kibble fundraising I'm donating it to NTV to sell or trade to reach his kibble goal.

Stand out items in box of crap:

Eye protector goggles that my ex wore at mealtimes to prevent fork blinding himself with utensils.

Ex's participation trophies throughout his childhood.

Ex's toothpick collection.

Ex's nose hair trimmer.

Best of luck NTV and I hope my donation gets you over the finish line of your fundraiser.

[This message edited by Karmita at 6:57 AM, August 14th (Monday)]

Ex's toothpick collection.

Only if they're used toothpicks Karmita.

Although the goggles could come in handy whilst standing downwind of NTV.

(and if you are downwind of NTV, anyone'd definitely want to ream their nosehairs out..... double-quick)

Trophies? NTV's going to lap those up (were they for musical farting?)

Nice donation, I say thanks!

MOB

MOB

I'm honored to contribute to such a good cause.

My ex did not master musical farting until his late twenties, the participation trophies are from his childhood little league sport activities. Although he did fart while attempting to run or hit a ball.

As for the toothpick collection the odor does suggest they've been used.

Who needs fresh sweet corn off the grill for their kibble fund?

A little difficult to pack, but a good nibble every now and then does the farts good.

Do imitation, artificially flavored ego kibbles count?

My fwh has several he is no longer using.

I am willing to donate the following to the cause:

"Your farts smell like roses."

"I'd trade my integrity for you, if I had any."

"Your so amazing, I'd do you on a freeway on ramp."

"I cheated on you when you were my boyfriend 35 years ago, but you're my soulmate now."

"I know you'd never lie to me."

I did find one fresh, organic, gluten-free, all natural one in the fridge: "Your humor makes me smile."

Karmita and honey, thanks for your donations! Freshly grilled corn in the mail!

Please allow 12-35 months for delivery.