Topic is Sleeping.
ImNellNow ( member #28753) posted at 6:14 PM on Friday, February 22nd, 2013
Top 10 Signs You Are a Bad Co-worker
1. You yell from your cubicle to the administrative assistant 20 feet away instead of getting up to ask your question, picking up the phone or sending an IM.
2. You eat soup while sitting at someone else’s desk.
3. You blow your nose while using someone else’s keyboard.
4. You give me a body spray headache.
5. You make everyone call you <Uniquestupid>, even though we all know your parents gave you Mary or Jennifer or some other mainstream white American name.
6. You are a grown-ass woman, yet your cubicle is decorated around a plastic Tinkerbell snowglobe.
7. Apparently everyone you know has lost 98% of their hearing; even so, you phone them from the middle of Cubicleville.
8. When you’re in a meeting that has already dragged on for an hour and you have a question, you ignore the handout in front of you that clearly answers your question and instead you make the speaker read the handout aloud to you. Multiple times. In one meeting.
9. You discuss your husband’s shortcomings during group discussions at department meetings in an attempt to make yourself look better in comparison.
10. You complete one through nine over the course of three days.
Just sayin’.
BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 1:52 AM on Saturday, February 23rd, 2013
Dear African Grey Parrot,
Just because you are the worlds best mimicker does not mean you need to mock me when I cough...you are a bird, not a dog, cat, toddler having a hissy fit, squeak toy, lazer, my MIL (yes he mimics her voice perfectly!), or Barney episode...act like a bird. 
Just say'n...
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:22 AM on Saturday, February 23rd, 2013
CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED!!! 
Just sayin'.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 3:38 AM on Saturday, February 23rd, 2013
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 3:53 AM on Saturday, February 23rd, 2013
Dear chefs,
Ahem Bacon does not go with or in everything. Just say no to bacon ice cream
Neither does EVOO, Cilantro, Roasted red peppers, Hawaiian bread, feta cheese, or any other kind of cheese smothering and crusted on everything.
Have a heart and make things we can eat without fear of heart failure.
JS
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
KBeguile ( member #38348) posted at 4:40 PM on Saturday, February 23rd, 2013
To piggyback,
Dear Mexican restaurants:
Some of us do not like cilantro. Please consider making non-cilantro Mexican food.
Just sayin'.
Me: WS 34
Her: BS 37 (HeartInADustpan)
DS: 7yo
M: 9 years
DDays: 2012/11/14-2013/02/05, 2013/03/09, 2016/02/19
redvixen ( member #15259) posted at 8:43 PM on Sunday, February 24th, 2013
Rinsing your hair in the shower after you just dyed it red looks an awful lot like a murder scene.
Just sayin'.
Me, BS Him WS early 40's at the start, cheated before and after cancer diagnosis.
Two A's, two OW's, online looking for sex partners, two false R's.
Threw him out in January 2009.
Divorce final March 30th, 2010
XWH died Dec. 2010
silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 8:49 PM on Sunday, February 24th, 2013
I miss Effexor.
Just sayin'.
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 11:41 PM on Sunday, February 24th, 2013
When it's not even 7 pm and the bottle is already more than half gone....it might be time to stop. Just sayin'
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 12:03 AM on Monday, February 25th, 2013
When did pine nuts become more expensive than gold?!?! This tied in with my grocery store only selling them by the bucket smacks of mafia involvement... jussayin.
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 1:04 AM on Monday, February 25th, 2013
The stupid "fast and easy" state e-file website is the exact fucking opposite. Just sayin'
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 12:01 AM on Tuesday, February 26th, 2013
"It's time for Aaaaanimaniacs! And we're zany to the MAX!..."
Just sayin'! 
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 12:29 AM on Tuesday, February 26th, 2013
Sometimes this all-American dream of being a homeowner really, really, really sucks. It's supposed to be an investment - not a money pit. Just sayin'
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 12:55 AM on Tuesday, February 26th, 2013
Muahahaha! I knew it! I knew it was Mark Hamill's voice! Can't trick me, I recognize the Joker's voice even in another character's mouth on another show! Mark Hamill for the win, muahahaha!
Ahem. 
Just sayin'.
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 1:58 AM on Tuesday, February 26th, 2013
It's good to show potential renters that your apartment has a bathroom, but seriously, rings on the tub and hair on the floor are a big turnoff when you post pics of them on Craigslist. 
Just sayin'
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 2:38 AM on Tuesday, February 26th, 2013
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 10:46 PM on Tuesday, February 26th, 2013
I got a headshot taken at work today. Here's an actual interaction between the photographer and I:
Photog: are you a runner?
Ama: only casually, not often
Photog: oh, you have a lean build like a runner!
Ama: thanks, I actually lost 20 pounds in the last few weeks.
Photog: what? Really?
Ama: yep. I stopped eating chocolate around the office and it just kind of happened!
Photog: wow, I can't imagine you 20 pounds heavier!
Ama: uh, thanks?
what does that even mean?
Awkward! Just sayin'
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 11:07 PM on Tuesday, February 26th, 2013
That means that photog doesn't get out to talk to humans that often. 
Jussayin.
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
WarehouseGuy ( member #6037) posted at 11:15 PM on Tuesday, February 26th, 2013
Dear Mother Nature,
You can stop the snow any time now. I've had enough.
....just sayin'
whg
If you see your ex with someone else don't be jealous. Our parents taught us to give our old,used toys to the less fortunate.
sisoon ( Moderator #31240) posted at 11:37 PM on Tuesday, February 26th, 2013
Or he wants to talk to Ama a lot more. Just sayin'....
[This message edited by sisoon at 5:37 PM, February 26th (Tuesday)]
fBH (me) - on d-day: 66, Married 43, together 45, same sex apDDay - 12/22/2010Recover'd and R'edYou don't have to like your boundaries. You just have to set and enforce them.
Topic is Sleeping.
