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Jpapageorge ( member #31800) posted at 9:59 PM on Monday, March 17th, 2014
1,161 days.(give or take a few hours) 
BOGs are too expensive and I have drown my sorrows in food so much that I can't even get into my own pants. 
Leisurely 10 mile strolls a few times a week and researching food porn for new recipes late into the night is not helping the situation. 
Somebody get me a cheeseburger(with applewood smoked bacon, Pt. Reyes crumbled Bleu Cheese, a nice aoli, red onion, butter lettuce and some sliced Black Prince tomatoes on a fresh baked brioche)...
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
gypsybird87 ( member #39193) posted at 10:01 PM on Monday, March 17th, 2014
Thanks, jpapa.
Now I'm hungry as well as horny!
Me: Enjoying life
Him: Someone else's problem
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. ~ Alfred Adler
Letting go of the outcome is about the most empowering thing you can do for yourself. ~ LosferWords
somanyyears ( member #26970) posted at 10:16 PM on Monday, March 17th, 2014
I can't even get into my own pants
..holy crap.. I was on this bus for 12 days this month.. couldn't get off the bus fast enough..
..smy
trust no other human- love only your pets. Reconciled I think! Me 77 Her 74 Married 52 yrs. 18 yr LTA with bff/lawyer. Little fucker died at 57.Brain tumour!
Jpapageorge ( member #31800) posted at 10:52 PM on Monday, March 17th, 2014
Ohhhhhh, look at the seductive way the cheese just dribbles down the side. That plump, juicy patty simply dripping with succulent juices. The bacon laid prone across its bed, splayed and ready. The coyly hidden onion waiting to be found underneath the layers of a hot, fresh bun. The come hither overall look. The desire it has to be taken up in some caring hands, caressed lovingly and devoured in the throes of unbridled passion. Licking the last remnants from the side of your mouth in a slow and deliberate motion. Still smelling the musky goodness hours later on your clothes. The understanding that, although it may last only a few moments, the memories of this experience will remain forever....
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 11:03 PM on Monday, March 17th, 2014
That looks amazing, Jpapa. Can I please have one with mozzarella instead of bleu cheese? 
Jpapageorge ( member #31800) posted at 11:37 PM on Monday, March 17th, 2014
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 11:38 PM on Monday, March 17th, 2014
Yum! Thank you!!
nowiknow23 (original poster member #33226) posted at 12:06 AM on Tuesday, March 18th, 2014
SMY - Minimum time frame for getting your bus ticket validated is 6 months. Move along, sir. Nothing for you to see here.
Jpapa - DANG! That is some quality food porn right there. I'll have what Jo's having.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
somanyyears ( member #26970) posted at 1:16 AM on Tuesday, March 18th, 2014
.. 
6 MONTHS ??
..I'd rather die first!!!
..Jpapa... food-sex... Hmmmmmmmm! looks tempting.
..would that be a slippery, greasy slope to slide on?? 
smy 
trust no other human- love only your pets. Reconciled I think! Me 77 Her 74 Married 52 yrs. 18 yr LTA with bff/lawyer. Little fucker died at 57.Brain tumour!
Kajem ( member #36134) posted at 2:31 AM on Tuesday, March 18th, 2014
I'll have what she's ^^^^^^^^ having. TYVM!
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - UnknownRelationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
Violated ( member #21239) posted at 6:54 AM on Tuesday, March 18th, 2014
Ohhh, don't stop 
Jpapageorge ( member #31800) posted at 9:32 AM on Tuesday, March 18th, 2014
Empress, sorry I'm late- I had to werk in between food porn surfing. I opted for carmelized onions and pineapple on yours with a sesame sauce.
SMY, you wouldn't die you'd just spend hours drooling over food porn. (And that ain't grease, it juice.)
Do you have a request Violated or are you breaking the 12 1/2th commandment "Thou shalt not covet they neighbors cheese, nor their bacon, nor their 80/20 ground sirloin.
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 8:49 PM on Tuesday, March 18th, 2014
It is illegal to make references to "hot buns" on the bus rider thread
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Compartmented ( member #29410) posted at 2:45 AM on Sunday, March 23rd, 2014
WOW! Didn't know there was so much porn on the bus!!
Every now and then I surf through profiles on dating sites. I must live in a rough area, because more look like serial killers than not. Scary!!
So, I come back over here to SI, and now I'm desperate for a juicy cheeseburger!!
Jpapageorge ( member #31800) posted at 5:02 AM on Sunday, March 23rd, 2014
Compartmented, you need to make specific requests or suffer through the whims of my taste. I decided to go with a bacon cheeseburger with pastrami and avocado, I hope that's OK.
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
CheshCat ( member #27546) posted at 5:24 AM on Sunday, March 23rd, 2014
Is The Bus celibacy?
Because, if so, yuck.
Last year of marriage.
1 year in divorce land.
2 years post divorce.
Gah.
If our cells regenerate at a rate of 100% new cells every 7 years... Then I'm more than halfway back to being a virgin.
Chesh.
"Another conversation killed awkwardly! Yes! Point to my side." - Chesh's Brother
Moi : BS MH 30mumble
Him : WS Abuse Adultery Addict Six-figure Sociopath = Aaass
... I picked a winner!
DDay - 2006 ad naseam
Divorced! 2013
fraeuken ( member #30742) posted at 6:49 AM on Sunday, March 23rd, 2014
I am only 4 months in but really want to be on the bus because I am just tired of all the work that goes into not being on the bus. Not having to trim around the edges all the time - liberating. So if there is accelerated access, I would like to take a seat in the back, relax, grab a good book and a fuzzy blanket and enjoy the ride.
Temporarily independent with the whole world at my feet.
Compartmented ( member #29410) posted at 2:59 PM on Sunday, March 23rd, 2014
Avocado and bacon? Of course! And pastrami? I'll try it! Yum and THANKS!
nowiknow23 (original poster member #33226) posted at 3:12 PM on Sunday, March 23rd, 2014
fraeuken - I always thought it was 6 months to join the bus, but if you jump off after that, you can just jump back on again. I'm so not the boss of the bus, though. So grain of salt and all.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
brightsidegirl ( new member #41664) posted at 8:51 PM on Sunday, March 23rd, 2014
14 months and no end in sight!
I tried to be everything you'd ever want and sometimes I even stood on my heart and stomped. Now I'm finally alone and dressed for the show but going nowhere.
--Sara Bareilles
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