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Y'all rock. Wish I had some of these ideas last September/October.

The crackers thing I did was crash the bedroom door down with an ax. During an argument, he's so conflict avoidant, he locked himself in the bedroom. Well, a year later, he gets to look at that door every day. I haven't gotten it replaced.

These are great, I got a vicarious thrill from reading a LOT of them.

It struck me as odd that so few BHs posted to this thread. I've been wracking my brain to think of something I did that would fit in this thread, and I honestly can't think of a thing.

I must not be thinking hard enough. Or am not creative enough. I certainly felt vengeful enough to have wanted to do something....

This one scared me as well.

I loaded my 4 week old in the car at midnight and sped at double the speed limit the entire way to his work.

I got bored waiting and I even went to the gas station for a giant beer to calm my nerves.

]I sat out in the parking lot for 4 hours with my beer, holding my newborn in my lap.

Totally forgot I wrote contact info for Ho on dollar bills and spent like crazy. I also bought large white mailing labels and put her contact info on them and placed them conspicuously at every stopping point (rest stops, truck stops, etc...) when traveling through the South ( Ho Country).

@thebighurt, pm me if you would like some resources for voodoo dolls. I've got at least four OW, and have some unsewn bodies left

I had a friend who switched out her WH's favorite jeans for identical jeans a size larger. He was strutting his stuff bc he thought he lost weight and looked great. Then the night he was going out with "the boys" (really, OW), she switched out the jeans for a pair two sizes smaller. He was pissed to see his gut hanging over his belt buckle and could not understand how he got so fat in just a few days!!

Easy does it~

Oh, and once I put a lot of salt in his coffee instead of sugar. I forgot about that and maybe that's why he wouldn't let me make his coffee anymore. L:M:A:O

OMG!!! You are my hero!!!

I confess I did some crazy shit too...

Mr. Happy would frequent the ho-workers house 2 to 3 days a week for years. So when I found out where she lived, I went to the hardware store and bought a large bag full of upoholstery tacks and 2 bags of salt and 2 bleach.

The tacks I spread all over her front yard, entry, and garden. She also has a large tree that I poured the salt and bleach on. Sorry mr tree...

It sort of backfired on me. She put a restraining order out on me...but she could never make it stick because she could not serve me... I left after dd for about 7 months. She did not know where I was so the restraining order could not go through. (she had to pay for service multiple times)

Poor Mr. Happy had to tell the sheriff/server over and over that I had left our home and that he did not know where I was (which was true for about a month).

Ho-worker would not give up on the RO...so Mr. Happy had to explain himself over and over!

One of the craziest nights and there were many crazy nights I had way too much wine...

It was about 3 AM and he was sound asleep and it was snowing. I couldn't sleep hadn't slept for days. I took every framed wedding picture I could find, all the albums, all the band pictures recordings tapes plastic albums and I dragged them out to the barn with me. We are talking bins and bins of stuff. I was in my flannel nightgown wine bottle in hand and I built this huge fire with as much wood as i could haul through six inches of snow in my house slippers. I pulled my adirondack chair out of the barn and started picking apart all the stuff. Now it's 3 Am and it's snowing, I have a quilt around my shoulders, sitting outside my barn shrieking with drunken laughter. I took all the framed wedding pictures and smashed the glass in them with a hammer. BAM hysterical laughter and whoosh into the fire. Then I took all the stupid post cars he saved from the 1970s burned those and then started on the band pictures, albums and all his musical crap. he woke up as I was dragging one of his guitars acros the lawn to burn that too. His rick case still shows signs of charring around the end. He actually never said a word to me about and never mentions any of the stuff I burned. LOL. 2 1/2 years later I still don't know how I didn't cut myself on the glass of the picture frames. I smsshed maybe 40 pictures and still find bits of glass after I cut the lawn in front of the barn.

I went to OW place of work (I had to be there because I was picking up my kids from school and she teaches there.) I always avoid her because she makes me sick but this particular day she walked into the main office while I was waiting for the kids to come to me. I blurted out in front of an office pull of staff and parents, "So, who's husband are you sleeping with this year?"

Still have the car but he's looking for one he wants....

funny? to me yeah..but mostly crazy..my wife and I had shared HPV, contracted through a previous partner, from which side i dont know, but i kindly informed him and his SO that he probably had it after being with her. the virus was gone, but it was satisfying to me. thats what you get

Nothing too fancy and totally embarrassingly immature...but I was drunk one night....

So I signed the OW up for a lot of animal porn (which by the way is DISGUSTING). They had to send her confirmations.

When I woke up the next - afternoon - I thought "Oh Shit" but smiled slightly

AHAHAh I considered the animal porn thing. I just signed her up to ne spammed to death by payday loan artists. And put her picture on craigslist in the women looking for women section.

and a few other less than savory sites.....

These stories made me laugh so hard. It really made me laugh out loud!

Thanks for making my night!