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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:15 AM on Friday, February 29th, 2008
Well, as it turned out the Jiffy Boob guy had smuggled dried Sarsaparilla root in while K was busy baking scones. Dracula bunny mixed in his mojo juju and gave *that* to Chloe and since it was green and dried and smelled of faint cat pee...she thought it was cool to smoke it but instead.....
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 3:19 AM on Friday, February 29th, 2008
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 2:30 PM on Friday, February 29th, 2008
Oh my indeed, it turns out that smoking that horrid concoction put chloe in a deep trance, one that could only be broken by
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take your candle and go light your world
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 3:32 PM on Friday, February 29th, 2008
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 3:40 PM on Friday, February 29th, 2008
But not just any kiss. No no. This kiss would have to come from the one person that Chloe would least expect...or even desire a kiss from. Being in a trance..she had no way of fending off this kiss..or for that matter even realizing the situation. Indeed...in her state..a kiss is a kiss. And so..BoB and Nape went in search of the required kisser.
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:55 PM on Friday, February 29th, 2008
And, find him they did! He turned out to be the lead singer in The Lords of Acid and Chloe was enchanted, summarily aroused, hearing "Nasty Love" pelted out which made her velveteen bunny ears grow an even deeper shade of pink transmuting to bright magenta.... 
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~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 4:52 PM on Friday, February 29th, 2008
That crept all the way down to her toes, and if that color wasn't enough she started to feel tingly all over. What's this she thought, am I
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 10:13 PM on Friday, February 29th, 2008
Absolutely, Chloe was! As the Lords of Acid confirmed seemed to confirm it also by singing-- what else-- but... "Am I Sexy?" 
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
muddlingthrough ( member #18350) posted at 8:27 AM on Saturday, March 1st, 2008
And at that moment, Chloe felt sexier than ever before, even though she had a monstrous and dstracting wedgie...
Me...just me...my experiences have made me what I am.
Oh, yeah... I run with scissors and eat cereal for dinner sometimes.
You can always PM me if you need to know more....
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 8:47 AM on Saturday, March 1st, 2008
because Dracula bunnie had bought her this Fuscia Lace Thong and when she swooned the waistband had caught on
take your candle and go light your world
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 2:30 PM on Saturday, March 1st, 2008
..the nose ring of the lead singer of Lords of Acid.
***I have no idea if he wears a nose ring..we'll call this artistic license, go with me on this***
Why the waistband of Chloe's thong was anywhere near his nose ring is quite another story. Nevermind...the irritating wedgie had to be dealt with, and now!!! With great dramatic flare Chloe.....
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"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
muddlingthrough ( member #18350) posted at 8:28 PM on Saturday, March 1st, 2008
disentangled her thong, and...
Me...just me...my experiences have made me what I am.
Oh, yeah... I run with scissors and eat cereal for dinner sometimes.
You can always PM me if you need to know more....
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 12:20 AM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
...and tossed it on stage where Vanilla Fudge were singing "You just keep me hanging on, babe" and Chloe delighted all by jumping up and down & harmonizing..."Set me free, why don't you, babe..."
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 2:23 AM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
meanwhile the vanilla fudge lead guitarist got his feet twisted up in chloe's fuscia thong and
take your candle and go light your world
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 2:26 AM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
Fell into the drum kit, wherin the cymbals went crashing to the floor and cut through the power to the whole stage which abruptly ended the festivities as the inexperienced band techs hadn't constructed a fool proof electro-distribution network to counter such a mishap.
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 12:11 PM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
Well!
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 4:12 PM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
The cowboys went right to work fixing everything. Nape brought them "refreshments" and her fave cowboy, the one we call *wowboy*...picked her up, twirled her around, and kissed the top of her head (in honor of Leap Year, 2008!), remarking..."Ummm, you smell really good! Mmmmm...Is that Vanilla behind your ears, Nape?" which caused nape to even more and...
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~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 4:54 PM on Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
...said "Vanilla Fudge" to be exact!
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 12:24 AM on Monday, March 3rd, 2008
yep, vanilla fudge with just a hint of cinnamon, how ever did you know?
take your candle and go light your world
muddlingthrough ( member #18350) posted at 2:32 AM on Monday, March 3rd, 2008
"It's my absolute favorite", replied the cowboy
Me...just me...my experiences have made me what I am.
Oh, yeah... I run with scissors and eat cereal for dinner sometimes.
You can always PM me if you need to know more....
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