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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 10:47 AM on Monday, March 3rd, 2008
grrrrrr 
replied Nape 
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 12:30 PM on Monday, March 3rd, 2008
Suddenly the Mounties showed up, followed by the LAPD!
What was going on?
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 1:11 PM on Monday, March 3rd, 2008
It seems the vanilla fudge with just a hint of cinnamon that Nape had behind her ear was more than just a "dessert", IF you know what I mean!
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 9:28 PM on Monday, March 3rd, 2008
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 2:06 AM on Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
<uuhhhh,well ok but no - niave here, what do you mean>
as soon as Nape stops blushing and figures out what she did now, she can get back to her cowboy grrrr.
In the meantime the mounties and the LAPD were standing there tapping thier feet, arms crossed, eyes boring into Nape and the cowboy 
yikes.
take your candle and go light your world
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 2:42 AM on Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
eyes still boring, starting to burn a whole in the cowboys hat...ahhemm,
take your candle and go light your world
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 3:04 AM on Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
<I don't know what it means either...just thought it sounded intriguing. >
[This message edited by Kuwaited at 9:05 PM, March 3rd (Monday)]
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 3:08 AM on Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
It turns out...the vanilla fudge with just a hint of cinnamon was in fact a new super-secret perfume not yet on the market. How Nape and her Cowboy came by it was of great interest to the LAPD and the Mounties.
The now apparently criminal act was under investigation. Interrogations ensued. Nape..being the ever honest young lady...caved, and.......
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 3:14 AM on Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
....told the story of the Columbians.
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 9:10 AM on Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
Yes, nape broke down and 'fessed up to ...*The Coffee Connection*!
Even ole Juan Valdez was called in to testify. Kuwaited brought buckets of pristine cinnamon volatile oil to sooth nape and Chloe gave her a lovely Easter basket early courtesy of that *special* cowboy-wowboy. 
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 11:03 AM on Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
Yes, I borke. It actually started because I really love coffee and so I went underground to the columbians to find the freshest, most aromatic coffee bean available, and of course I like just a hint of cinnamon in my coffee. That was where K-Phantom got his inspiration, he had been working on the vanilla fudge fragrance as a suprise gift for chloe, but when he smelled Napes coffee that cinnamon just overwhelmed his joy joy feelings so he added it to his perfume. He had inadvertantly left a bottle at Napes when he visited last 
(so not going there) and she put it on. As K-Phantom had not realized he left it, he thought it had been stolen, hence the mounties and lapd looking for it...imagine Nape's and the Wowboys suprise.... 
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:15 PM on Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
Wheeeeee!
This is the *aroma* Kuwaited alluded to.
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
K Phantom ( member #14105) posted at 12:26 AM on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
What a perfect combo for a fragrance.
Me BS
Her WS
Kids 0
Married 15 yrs 02/14/1993
DD#1 3/29/06
DD#2 6/23/07
D 4/15/2008
K Phantom ( member #14105) posted at 12:27 AM on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
Me BS
Her WS
Kids 0
Married 15 yrs 02/14/1993
DD#1 3/29/06
DD#2 6/23/07
D 4/15/2008
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 12:34 AM on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 1:12 AM on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
K-Phantom suddenly shows up with steam coming from his ears (he had just come out of the sauna). It wasn't so much the steam coming from his ears as it was the towel wrapped around his waist that took Nape and the Wowboy by such surprise.
With eyes averted, Nape says: So...K...um...what can we do for you?? Clothes maybe??
To which K-Phantom, indignantly replies:
[This message edited by Kuwaited at 7:13 PM, March 4th (Tuesday)]
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 1:39 AM on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
why do I need clothes, it's not cold or anything
take your candle and go light your world
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 1:42 AM on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
(sorry, thinking on line again) I mean, How's about a nice cup of coffee with just a hint of cinnamon, maybe an oatmeal cookie, fresh from the oven and uh my slippers, but not the bunny ones, have you seen my new ones, they look like
[This message edited by napewastewin at 7:44 PM, March 4th (Tuesday)]
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 10:40 AM on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
Boots made from Basic's foo foo skirt material and they had embroidered *spurs", too.
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 10:57 AM on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
Oh no, we can't find K-phantoms foo foo slipers. Well everyone decided to pitch in and search.. Dreamie went to the house to check, Nape and the wowboy went to the barn, Kuwaited was looking around his ranch, superman flew over the whole area with his exray vision, hmmmm, Chloe was, well where was chloe??? 
take your candle and go light your world
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