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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 3:03 PM on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007
the tattoo began to undulate ever so slowly!
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:48 PM on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007
And then jumped up and bit her on her ever so cute, turned up nose (Chloe is quite Foxy !!!).
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 5:56 PM on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007
Well, even Dracula bunny thought Chloe was *hot*, tattoo, silver nose ring, gold belly button stud and all so he...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 6:13 PM on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007
started drooling and putting the moves on her again (As he had applied the sunscreen to protect him from the early morning rays of the sun. Apparently he was not going to burst in to flames today!!!).
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 6:16 AM on Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Instead, his drool put out the flamingo flames as they slowly swayed & danced in MacCarrot Park to The Bunny Hop.
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 8:11 PM on Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Sigh........
Oh,Oh !!! CInderella was now getting PO !!!
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 8:24 PM on Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Yes, because she was envious!
She wanted Dracula to pay attention to her, but
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:09 AM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
he was now eyeballing Snow White.
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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 10:07 AM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
And everyone knows that snow white is secretly queen of all the little forrest creatures, It was she who sent the f-15 pilot to take chloe's cello because she (he at the time) was trying to hypnotize all the little woodland creatures. Chloe had secret dreams of turning the beautiful woods into a
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 5:31 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
spectacular waterfall spilling into a fantastical lake the size of Lake Michigan. She loved water so much that
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
yewtree ( member #16671) posted at 5:35 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
she secretly fantasized that she had been written in as The Little Mermaid. Alas, that was not to be. So she settled for taking long hot baths. Which aren't the best for those with skin made of parafin and chocolate. 
Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)
Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 - No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.
ToddC ( member #9314) posted at 5:39 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
Unless you have Superman as a friend which she does. Superman flew in from the Fortress of Solitude and softly and delicately used his heat vision to repair the skin damage the Sun had done. Then, she knew she would be able to land a starring role in the musical entitled...
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 7:56 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
"Thugery, On the High Seas !!!".
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lynnm1947 ( member #15300) posted at 8:04 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
So she hied herself over to the auditions, but as soon as the director saw her, he gasped, "I CAN'T FRICKING BELIEVE THIS THREAD IS STILL GOING!!!!!!!!!!!"
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 9:37 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
He also had to buy the earless bunny a Power X900 hearing aid from Long's Drugs, and on the way over there he bumped into K Phantom who said...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
It_Hurts ( member #16632) posted at 9:47 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
have you seen my car keys? I thought I might have left them at your house with my asthma inhaler the other night when we...
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yewtree ( member #16671) posted at 9:54 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
were doing laundry together while watching Dr. Phil's face grow a white beard and goofy eyebrows.
He glanced around wondering if anyone else noted he said that because he was having a hard time thinking of cute and clever story additions... suddenly the phone rang. It was...
Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)
Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 - No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.
It_Hurts ( member #16632) posted at 9:58 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
Ann B. Davis, the actress that played Alice the maid on The Brady Bunch. She too had lost her car keys the other day when she was over there doing yoga.
Ann became livid when told that she's 81 years old and shouldn't be driving. Ann replied that...
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yewtree ( member #16671) posted at 10:09 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
Not only had she lost her fuckin car keys, she has been put out to pasture by the Brady's and those ungrateful singing brats of theirs. Not only that, turns out Sam the Butcher was a little bi-curious cross dresser who ran around with .....
Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)
Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 - No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.
It_Hurts ( member #16632) posted at 11:05 PM on Thursday, December 13th, 2007
a bunch of heroin addicted former New York Dolls groupies that were now so old they were collecting social security. It then began to rain outside and there was a loud crashing sound heard off in the distance...Was it cousin Phil on his moped? Everybody knows his moped license was suspended after that accident at the McDonald's on Park Street. Is he out there on that contraption again? Did he buy the farm in the inclement weather?
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