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bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:37 PM on Thursday, December 20th, 2007
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 6:46 PM on Thursday, December 20th, 2007
and they lay huddled together under a culvert as the storm overhead raged on...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 9:36 PM on Thursday, December 20th, 2007
Chloe spied a can in the culvert. She picked it up and read the colorful label aloud:
"Kookus Diet Soup for N victims"...now what could this be, she wondered.
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 3:03 AM on Friday, December 21st, 2007
But alas, she didn't have a can opener.
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 9:43 AM on Friday, December 21st, 2007
but her bioninc hands were quite useful, she
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 2:38 PM on Friday, December 21st, 2007
grasped both ends of the heavy can and used her 2 large front platinum-plated bunny teeth as a sort of super "can opener"!
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 2:48 PM on Friday, December 21st, 2007
Chloe did have one heck of a "grill".
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
K Phantom ( member #14105) posted at 3:14 PM on Friday, December 21st, 2007
Help is on the way...
Me BS
Her WS
Kids 0
Married 15 yrs 02/14/1993
DD#1 3/29/06
DD#2 6/23/07
D 4/15/2008
K Phantom ( member #14105) posted at 3:17 PM on Friday, December 21st, 2007
Don't use your teeth. You could...
Me BS
Her WS
Kids 0
Married 15 yrs 02/14/1993
DD#1 3/29/06
DD#2 6/23/07
D 4/15/2008
K Phantom ( member #14105) posted at 4:08 PM on Friday, December 21st, 2007
Me BS
Her WS
Kids 0
Married 15 yrs 02/14/1993
DD#1 3/29/06
DD#2 6/23/07
D 4/15/2008
K Phantom ( member #14105) posted at 4:09 PM on Friday, December 21st, 2007
and then Hugh said here is another can of food. (man i am bad).
Me BS
Her WS
Kids 0
Married 15 yrs 02/14/1993
DD#1 3/29/06
DD#2 6/23/07
D 4/15/2008
K Phantom ( member #14105) posted at 4:11 PM on Friday, December 21st, 2007
Me BS
Her WS
Kids 0
Married 15 yrs 02/14/1993
DD#1 3/29/06
DD#2 6/23/07
D 4/15/2008
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 6:24 AM on Saturday, December 22nd, 2007
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 7:51 AM on Saturday, December 22nd, 2007
We're almost halfway there !!!
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 2:55 PM on Saturday, December 22nd, 2007
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 7:38 AM on Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
Since everyone in our story seemed to be stressing they decided to take a 3-Hour Cuise on the S.S. Minnow...
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 2:21 PM on Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
Good idea! Chloe needed to replenish her stash of allspice so off they headed straight for sunny Jamaica which is famous world-wide for its shrubby & lemon-peppery allspice crop.
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 11:02 PM on Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
So in preperation for the voyage to jamaica they stocked up on 
and green leafy vegies, and plenty of bunny slippers as you never know when K Phantom will be in the mood to 
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 11:55 PM on Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
show up here 
with multi-colored fleece bunny mittens, or a huge chilled bottle of Grey Goose or honeyed Baklava or a nice big buttery Panettone full of citrus bits and infused with 110 proof Jamaican rum. 
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 3:05 AM on Monday, December 24th, 2007
"The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost."
Mean People Suck (Especially Narcissists)
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