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bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 8:05 PM on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
"Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah (Means I love you)". Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..................
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Lalagirl ( member #14576) posted at 8:36 PM on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
And suddenly, the lights came back on...and there, sitting on a bench, painting a zebra...was TARZAN! One-eared bunny asked, "are you painting white stripes on a black zebra or black stripes on a white zebra?" To which Tarzan replied....
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Lalagirl ( member #14576) posted at 8:42 PM on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
2025: Me-59 FWH-61 Married 41 years grown daughters- 41 & 37. 1 GS,11yo GD & 9yo GD (DD40); Five grands ages 15 to 8. D-day #1-1/06; D-day #2-3/07 Reconciled! Construction Complete. Astra inclinant, sed non obligant
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 10:44 AM on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
(geez take one night off)
TARZAN STRIPES FOREVER!!
As he tipped his new Cowboy hat and swung off into the sunset. You know loinclothes and horses don't mix well. Anywhoo
Nape, Bob, Dreamie, Chloe and the gang were all kicking back and relaxing at Kuwaited's ranch when K-phantom arrived. You know I just saw Tarzan swinging by, heading off into the sunset. Do you think
take your candle and go light your world
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 10:47 AM on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
Pssssst, hey BoB, whats an LLC, at 5'3" that one went way over my head, along with the MILF thing 
Oh and Lalagirl, Nape always has candles to light up that darkness, and if that fails superman usually pops in but You know, Tarzan in a cowboy hat could save the day as well
[This message edited by napewastewin at 4:49 AM, January 30th (Wednesday)]
take your candle and go light your world
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 12:56 PM on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
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(Translations from UrbanDictionary.com):
MILF:
A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.
A sexually attractive women over the age of 30
Mom I'd Like to F**ck.
LLC:
Limited Liability Company (Corporation).
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jjct ( member #17484) posted at 1:30 PM on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
Nape, look - we're working with BoB, ok?
(Yes, I know, there's much to do still. BoB? Shhh! quiet now!)
I was trying to tell him the other day, that having survived 2 adulteries -
at this point, for me, anyway-
the "F" stands for just "Find", know what I mean?
RETURN:
..."Do you think he might have sniffed a bit too much of the smoke from the forest-fire?" K-phantom asked as he arrived.
"As he was swinging past, he asked; "Why can't we all just get-a-bong?" Taking his seat
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 5:51 PM on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
Why Dracula bunny had bongs galore stashed!
Some even had Tarzan stripes just for Lalagirl.
But the neatest thing he had...were sexxy Cowboy hats just for nape!
(He called them WOWBoy hats, the evil lil dickens. hehe)
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 6:04 PM on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
The seven vertically challanged guys were getting bored again. They still hadn't found Green Thang. Snow White, ever the floozie, disappeared again, and the strike at the mine was still going on.
They had either drank or sold into distribution most of the keggars and needed something to do with their industrious bad ass selves.
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 8:27 PM on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
So they put on grass green flannel suits with pointy caps and became...bad ass elves!
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 11:45 PM on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
by this time kuwaiteds ranch was overflowing with bad a$$ elves, each carrying a bong with some weird bluish hay smelling smoke wafting up from it. Those vertically challanged fellows were in there usual state of inibriation, yes, they had fallen off the wagon, so to speak. K-phantom and jjct were deep in discussion as to the whereabouts of the floozie, snow white, it was rumored that the green thang had discovered she was a double agent and was holding her hostage at his hideaway.
Lalagirl was doing research for an article on tarzan. BoB, Dreamie and Nape were going over there LLC reports, and discussing what to do with the profits from the gold and opal mines . The one eared bunnie was singing his new hit song, Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah to Chloe. Chloe was blushing, a most beautiful shade of red. (kind of like Napes when she discovered what a MILF was 
) All in all a typical day at the ranch.
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 6:58 AM on Thursday, January 31st, 2008
Then suddenly there was a loud rustling sound and 12 very handsome Cowboys jumped up on the makeshift stage!
BoB turned up the toons and nape began to as they started dancing towards her, throwing their bandanas off, one by one...tossing six guns aside & clattering to the barn floor...then all hell broke loose!
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 10:56 AM on Thursday, January 31st, 2008
take your candle and go light your world
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:02 PM on Thursday, January 31st, 2008
Oh, no !!! Look who appeared...
..The much loathed but much adored by misguided tweens and BPD suffers...
Lindsay, Paris and Britney... The shit will hit the proverbial fan !!!
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bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:06 PM on Thursday, January 31st, 2008
And bringing it up the rear was their Patron Saint of Pathology, Madonna !!!
The third bunny (Dracula) and his BB were quite aroused, though crooked, bent and stunted.
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 8:54 PM on Thursday, January 31st, 2008
The LAPD & Mounties conferred on a rapid deployment plan which called for .....
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 9:47 PM on Thursday, January 31st, 2008
...a few hundred rabbits (this being a rabbit deployment). The rabbits were then deployed amongst the the dreaded 4 (Paris, Britney, Lindsay and Slutdonna..er Madonna). The rabbits being both hungry and horny......
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 10:56 PM on Thursday, January 31st, 2008
Well, that rabbit deployment had been given neural lobotomies so along with Green Thang, they were able to handle those 4...um, er... 
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 1:01 AM on Friday, February 1st, 2008
actualy they were better equiped to paw them.. in the meantime It was teatime and the mounties were all in uniform and sitting politely around the table awaiting
take your candle and go light your world
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 2:25 AM on Friday, February 1st, 2008
BoB's Bistro to open up and serve lunch. On the menu today...
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