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authenticnow (original poster member #16024) posted at 2:27 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Our next door neighbor (the one whose dog shits on our lawn) called me and told me that their bird feeder was destroyed and there were bear prints all around it this morning 
I'm wondering if the greyhound can fight off the bear if we encounter it when I walk her later 
I asked LD if he would come with me and he said, 'Hell no!' 
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
WhiteWolfWinning ( member #12475) posted at 2:44 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Yikes is right!!!!
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God
Thank you, Lord, for the lightness of my burdens
tryingtwo ( member #19717) posted at 2:49 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Well, I think I would prefer if you didn't end up as bear shit.
So be careful and make lots of noise. And if you encounter a bear at least let us know if he shits in the woods....the world is wondering!
Innocent people generally want to get to the bottom of things. Guilty people usually want the discussion to be over as soon as possible.
kdny ( member #760) posted at 2:51 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Bells.......wear bells......hell....
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
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Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
authenticnow (original poster member #16024) posted at 2:52 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
LOL, I will let you know about the bear shit...and I will wear bells...well, I would if I had any. Who the hell has bells? Wearable bells?
I was just thinking I'd bring a flashlight. Maybe a heavy one, I could throw it at him, or hit him over the head with it...Or just
Run Like Hell with it!!!
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 2:53 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Who the hell has bells? Wearable bells?
This made me LOL!
People who have Bears in their yard....That's who!!
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
authenticnow (original poster member #16024) posted at 2:55 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Well, I guess I gotta get me some wearable bells then!
Maybe I can get ON the greyhound, she runs fast!
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
kdny ( member #760) posted at 3:00 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
I'd be taking down my damn doorbell and wearing it around my neck with a long extension cord....
Take a step....ding dong......step.....ding...step.....dong......
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
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Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
authenticnow (original poster member #16024) posted at 3:02 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Our doorbell plays jingle bells!
I'm seriously trying to think if we have a bell of any sort 
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 3:09 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
AN,
I hope you haven't been eaten yet!!
Otherwise who would I have to send the Lox and Bagels to?
Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
Pippy ( member #16482) posted at 3:10 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Read somewhere to carry wasp spray. It shoots about 20 ft and will temporarily blind them and it's legal! But don't take my word for it. Check with someone who knows for sure.
I divorced him because I didn't like his girlfriend.
authenticnow (original poster member #16024) posted at 3:11 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Seriously, I cannot get eaten until I eat my lox and bagels. I'd rather eat them with you than get them sent to me.
My parents live in Florida. Maybe next time we visit we can have a mini g2g. They are near Fort Lauderdale area.
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
kdny ( member #760) posted at 3:12 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Pippy I think that was for burglars
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
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Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
authenticnow (original poster member #16024) posted at 3:13 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
I have wasp spray!!!
bears, burglars, you think it matters?
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
kdny ( member #760) posted at 3:17 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Yeah......you might not want to piss off a bear by trying to blind him with wasp spray in case it doesn't work.
Take a pot and a spoon and make banging noises. It works when people camp .....I guess....I don't camp(they don't have bears in hotels) but Mr. kd has a picture of his mother banging on a pot and a bear running away.
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Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
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Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 3:24 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
My parents live in Florida. Maybe next time we visit we can have a mini g2g. They are near Fort Lauderdale area.
That would be so cool!!! Now I really hope you don't get eaten by a bear!!
Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
authenticnow (original poster member #16024) posted at 3:28 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
I'm thinking this instead...I took the dog out to pee at around 7. Right now she's sleeping in her crate. I'm thinking she's not going out again tonight!
jrc,
Then you're not far from that area? Cool! Not sure when we're heading down but I will definitely let you know 
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 3:50 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
jrc,
Then you're not far from that area? Cool! Not sure when we're heading down but I will definitely let you know
It depends if you fly or drive... but it's doable... it's only about 3 hrs from here to ft. laud area.
Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
authenticnow (original poster member #16024) posted at 3:55 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
We fly.
I'll let you know. OR if you're ever in NY, let me know
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 4:55 AM on Saturday, March 20th, 2010
OR if you're ever in NY, let me know
FWSO is from NY - and he wants to go back and visit w/me sometime... so it's a definite possibility. We're hoping we can make it up this year. So I will let you know for sure!!
Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
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