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marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 9:33 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
"soulmate schmoopies"
I made it up. But it perfectly communicates the tone of some real exchanges of sentiment that made my head want to explode. 
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
willowiris ( member #5372) posted at 9:38 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
"this would not have happened if my wife made meatloag." 
D-day 09/2004
Filed for divorce 9/2006
We accept the love we think we deserve. "The Perks of Being a Wallflower."
coping2010 ( member #28328) posted at 9:47 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
I have shared this link with my co-workers and also friends of mine who are ratbastards co-workers.. So funny. I thought about sending the link to OW, but.... Maybe it will get around the office since my friends work there and both ratbastard and twat work there too.
I will fold your underwear.
BS - Me, 45, WS - Him, 45
Married 22 years
2 sons, 21 and 18
DDay 4/9/2010, the rest 4/16/2010, R - 4/17/10
9/6/10 - He moved out.
9/23/10 - filed for divorce
11/5/10 - divorce final.
Rise And Shine ( member #27513) posted at 9:58 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
I am a piece of shit. Have sex with me to prove our love is worth hurting people.
I love that line!!
tulipcitymadman ( member #28660) posted at 11:47 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Best....post.....ever! I am wetting myself watching these. The cold robotic voices just seal the deal! Kudos, you have made me laugh when few things could!
kdny ( member #760) posted at 12:01 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
Whether we remain ash or become phoenix is up to us.
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Sometimes the fine line between a nervous breakdown and knowing things will be okay is a pair of furry pants~unfound
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 12:06 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
It just took over top spot from the VAR post.
Precisely. 
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 12:43 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
It just took over top spot from the VAR post.
Wow. Now THAT is a true honor!!
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 12:45 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
cocoabean ( member #76) posted at 1:43 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
It just took over top spot from the VAR post
Agreed
You are my new hero!!!!
"There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats"
*Pablo Picasso*
"I am a goddess"
*Cocoabean*
StoryHour ( member #19725) posted at 2:35 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
Marzipan, I will fold your underwear for this.
3 Strikes you're out pal!
D. 8-10
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 3:08 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
"soulmate schmoopies" That is the best!
[This message edited by kernel at 10:12 AM, October 30th (Saturday)]
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
FirstLoveGone ( member #25957) posted at 3:13 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
OMG!
finallyfree ( new member #26344) posted at 5:10 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
I'm CRYING and can't stop watching. So many of these identical words came out of X's mouth to ME. You're mean, I'll get a divorce when she can find me to serve the papers, give me money. And he whined that OW now Mrs X only ate junk food so he had to eat at an expensive restaurant. And folding the laundry, yes, yes, yes. She doesn't do that either or even take care of the baby X's; maids do.
Zerbe ( member #27620) posted at 5:56 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
I am watching the second one over and over right now and I am laughing so hard that my dog is scared and wants to leave the room. He is now looking at me like I am nuts.
"I am worried that you fart at night" The OM will probably have similar thoughts at the fact that my wife often does not shower for 3-4 days, and it is evident. I am the one who knows how to wash her underwear so the stains come out. He has no idea, but it will not matter because they are soulmates. Schmoopie. LOL.
[This message edited by Zerbe at 12:36 AM, October 30th (Saturday)]
Me: BH 40
Her: STBXW 37
2 daughters (1 mine{11} ,1 ours{4})
D-Day 1: 6/30/09 (3 year LTA revealed as well as one that was just beginning)
4th and hopefully last D-Day: 2/16/10
NOT!! Dday #5 9/8/10
Final Dday 10/12/10 - D will be final 1/11
KLinNoCA ( member #22195) posted at 6:30 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
The OM will probably have similar thoughts at the fact that my wife often does not shower for 3-4 days, and it is evident. I am the one who knows how to wash her underwear so the stains come out. He has no idea, but it will not matter because they are soulmates. Schmoopie. LOL
I think we just figured out what "schmoopie" is.... 
BS (me):45
STBXH:53
M 13 years, together 15yrs
4 kids (2 mine, 2 ours)
1st D-day:July 17, 2008
2nd D-Day: Nov. 20, 2008
MOW, as well as a former BFF OW--I was in an "open marriage", I just never got the memo.
Divorced his ass!!
miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 7:19 AM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
I think we just figured out what "schmoopie" is....
I'm looking for my schmoopie soulmate. I think I will begin at the Home Depot in the garden center and then to the golf course to work on my skillzzzz. Then I will buy a no-cheese lasagna cookbook because once I snag my schmoopie I don't want him to leave me and fart in another woman's face because I put cheese in the lasagna!
Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16
shattered123 ( member #27843) posted at 1:27 PM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
Marzipan,
You will never know how good it feels for us to laugh again. FHW and I had this conversation the other night:
Me: "Your dick is perfect."
Him: "Our love is real."
We both love your movies. In a time of such enormous pain in our lives, you made us laugh. Thank you so, so much. These are so amazingly wonderful.
stefanie ( member #21139) posted at 1:41 PM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
Here's another one from Fighting2 Survive.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7506645
Marzipan you have really got us all going here!!!
cass ( member #24261) posted at 1:54 PM on Saturday, October 30th, 2010
DDay - April 2008
Me - 58 and doing great, alone.
Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket!
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