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marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 2:48 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Sorry, can't stop myself. Here is PART 3: TROUBLE IN PARADISE
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7494511/
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
betrayedandnumb ( member #24903) posted at 2:52 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
LOL. The cheese farts are gross, but hysterical!
BW- me
FWH-him
3/28/09 The day he started skiing down the slippery slope
4/26/09 The day it turned PA
Dday #1 7/13/09, #2 7/16/09, #3 10/23/09, Major setback- 8/13/10
In R
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 3:11 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 
I'm dying here.
THAT is FUNNY!
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Crushed1 ( member #6449) posted at 3:33 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
I can't find it, is it under the same name? Just rewatched Our Love is Real again!! and still
~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
~STRENGTH~PEACE~HOPE~FAITH
miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 3:38 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
OMG, Part 3! So funny, my son overheard part of it and said "Soulmate Schmoopies?" and laughed out loud.
These are genius!
Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 4:02 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Crushed1, if you can't find on xtranormal, I just put it on youtube. Here is my page:
http://www.youtube.com/user/moonlocks
It should show up there. 
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
Rise_Above ( member #23674) posted at 4:03 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
If my wife had made meatloaf it never would have happened!
You're cheating on me with cheese!
You can live the way you believe this is your opportunity to let your life be one that lights the way~F.Battistelli
*****
God's hand was an avocado branch
Crushed1 ( member #6449) posted at 4:12 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Thanks Marzipan, I tried that but all that's showing up are the two previous ones...My wife knows everything and Our love is real. I will keep trying though!
~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
~STRENGTH~PEACE~HOPE~FAITH
Crushed1 ( member #6449) posted at 4:23 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
~STRENGTH~PEACE~HOPE~FAITH
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 4:47 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Just watched part 2. Will soon watch part 3 but I had to comment...
OW: When can I move into your house?
She asks that 3 TIMES!! Until finally he says "Did I mention my house belongs to her?" That is just like the OW that entered my life!!! And THEN, after he admits that his car belongs to her and he wants to crash at OW's place, she starts to suddenly back away. I swear, JUST LIKE X's whore!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
Now on to part 3...
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
KLinNoCA ( member #22195) posted at 4:48 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Seriously, the "soulmate schmoopie" line is fricking KILLING me! I'm adding this to my tagline on FB!!
I'm so glad we are all at the point where we can laugh at this--because I seriously remember a dark time where I BELIEVED shit like this coming out of FT's mouth!
And my favorite line..
"It will be your wife's fault because she made you eat dinner"
[This message edited by KLinNoCA at 10:49 PM, October 28th (Thursday)]
BS (me):45
STBXH:53
M 13 years, together 15yrs
4 kids (2 mine, 2 ours)
1st D-day:July 17, 2008
2nd D-Day: Nov. 20, 2008
MOW, as well as a former BFF OW--I was in an "open marriage", I just never got the memo.
Divorced his ass!!
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 4:51 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Part III
OW: You are cheating on me
WH: You are bat shit crazy
literally ROFLMAO!!!!!
marzipan, you are genius!!!
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
leapyearbaby ( member #24902) posted at 4:57 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
OMG..that is funny, funny, funny!!! But soooo educational. I now know what happened....I didn't fold his underwear!!!!
me BS the Big 6-0!!
him WS 56
married 28 years
together 31
DD 6/10/08
ow #1,2 lta on and off since 1995
ow 3 ons summer 2005
2 D, mine from prior marriage, but he raised them
R'ing...probably not....but then again, maybe....
KLinNoCA ( member #22195) posted at 5:02 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
I now know what happened....I didn't fold his underwear!!!!
And I kept a messy house!!
BS (me):45
STBXH:53
M 13 years, together 15yrs
4 kids (2 mine, 2 ours)
1st D-day:July 17, 2008
2nd D-Day: Nov. 20, 2008
MOW, as well as a former BFF OW--I was in an "open marriage", I just never got the memo.
Divorced his ass!!
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 5:03 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Jen ( member #26584) posted at 5:15 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
Me former Booger Bear ...
https://youtu.be/1TcLw3TOIN8
Hand Me Down MatchBox 20
https://youtu.be/iFdOAyyn76M
Love Falls by HellYeah
Take2 ( member #23890) posted at 5:19 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
What's not to love? I love that he goes back to the house cause he forgot a box of paperclips!!
And this:
Is WH cheating on OW with cheese? Is a restraining order on his wife the answer?
Genius! And very therapeutic btw!
"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 6:21 AM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
BTW, I didn't run over any of Swampy's clothes, but I did run over several of his favorite baseball caps. He had a collection that he added to with souvenirs from each of his trips with Skank. He left his hats all stacked in our closet when he first moved out to crash with Skank (). One day my eyes focused on those damn hats and I realized where several had come from. I took every offending hat out to the driveway, wedged them under my wheels, and drove back and forth. There was one nice hat that was black which refused to show tread. I had to take that one to the edge of the driveway in the dirt and run over it there instead. When I was done, I replaced all of the hats where I had found them.
He never said a word.
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 1:54 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
My wife is mean to dairy products.
That's too many kinds of cheese in one dinner.
And I loved...
Swampy: next you will say I charged porn to your credit card.
Skank: You charged porn on my credit card.
(pause)Skank: normal porn or kinky shit?
Swampy: kinky shit
OMG - you are really my hero! You are too freakin' funny. I LOVED that you ran over his hats...then put them back!!!
Helen of Troy ( member #26419) posted at 2:13 PM on Friday, October 29th, 2010
The mistrust between them cracks me up on each episode!
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