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Crossbow ( member #15224) posted at 8:48 AM on Saturday, November 13th, 2010
MY wife was mean to my attorney. She called him a fuckwit and asked if he got his law degree from Douchebag University. She made my attorney cry.
I was just howling with laughter. The dogs were *concerned*
DDay 7/4/07 found out about online/sexting EA with OM
DDay 7/25/07 found out about OW
In R
2 DSs, ages 11 & 9
DD, 4
Crossbow ( member #15224) posted at 8:54 AM on Saturday, November 13th, 2010
I also snorted with laughter at:
This is a no-fault state, so you can do anything, and it will not be your fault.
DDay 7/4/07 found out about online/sexting EA with OM
DDay 7/25/07 found out about OW
In R
2 DSs, ages 11 & 9
DD, 4
Abby ( member #5526) posted at 10:48 AM on Saturday, November 13th, 2010
Classic
HeCheats ( member #27278) posted at 7:16 PM on Saturday, November 13th, 2010
OMG Marzipan!!!!!
I am laughing sooooo damn hard!!
Thank you so much. I sure needed a laugh today.
YOU ROCK, GIRL!!!!!
A lying, cheating husband that leaves is God's way of saving a good woman from a complete asshole while she still has time to live her life!!! - A wise SIer
Me-BW 43
Him-WZ (that's Zombie)51
DD23, DS16
Dday 1 10/28/09
Dday 2 11/5/09
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 7:35 PM on Saturday, November 13th, 2010
Thank you!
BTW, the Greenland thing, for anyone who doesn't frequent the OT forum, that's real life. I remain mum on whether OW is right that going to Greenland is code for going to Hawaii with a boyfriend named Steve (and what I will or will not say yes to in a hot tub). 
[This message edited by marzipan at 1:36 PM, November 13th (Saturday)]
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 7:42 PM on Saturday, November 13th, 2010
Enjoy your "Greenland" adventure.
Remember they have hot tubs there too.
gma
BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.
BelieveThis ( member #5124) posted at 8:14 PM on Saturday, November 13th, 2010
Girl...You have managed to me make me laugh once again! Way to funny...
Have the best time in Greenland! You deserve to have a blast! And there are so many of us here, that wish, we had your guts to do something like this! You rock, girl!
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 12:42 AM on Sunday, November 14th, 2010
Soe of my favorite lines so far:
WH: Let's one a joint check account. That will prove our love is real. I will pay for our trip form our joint check account.
WH: My wife is BSC if she thinks she can trick us
OW: We are always 2 steps ahead of her
And sadly, they actually DO so this crap!!
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Crossbow ( member #15224) posted at 2:48 AM on Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
DDay 7/4/07 found out about online/sexting EA with OM
DDay 7/25/07 found out about OW
In R
2 DSs, ages 11 & 9
DD, 4
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 3:01 AM on Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
Your trip is real.
Yes!
(although it sounds like Steve would make Hawaii a week to remember as well...)
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
circe ( member #6687) posted at 4:04 AM on Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
Could I possibly be the only one walking down the hall at work and whispering "You're.bat.shit.cray.zee" in a robotic voice and then giggling to myself? 
"She'll say yes - to Steve."
So real. Unbelievable!!
Everything I ever let go of has claw marks on it -- Infinite Jest
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 6:06 AM on Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
I'm still just cracking myself up about Steve. I have a feeling when I am firmly in the NB forum needing a name for a new SO, that's what we'll be calling him.
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
Crossbow ( member #15224) posted at 6:27 AM on Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
Just played the last two for my FWW, who was completely cracking up.
The fuckwith attorney thing makes me laugh no matter how many times I hear it.
DDay 7/4/07 found out about online/sexting EA with OM
DDay 7/25/07 found out about OW
In R
2 DSs, ages 11 & 9
DD, 4
circe ( member #6687) posted at 2:36 PM on Tuesday, November 16th, 2010
"and even if hired a different guy and pocketed half the money...."
Everything I ever let go of has claw marks on it -- Infinite Jest
jjct ( member #17484) posted at 1:39 PM on Thursday, November 18th, 2010
SourCherryDrops ( member #25883) posted at 3:06 PM on Thursday, November 18th, 2010
I'm still just cracking myself up about Steve. I have a feeling when I am firmly in the NB forum needing a name for a new SO, that's what we'll be calling him.
Hell when i eventually have a new SO ill calll her Steve too.
Me BS 37, Her STBX 34, 1*ONS, 1*EA 1*PA/EA, 2*PA
Heading for D after 9 mths of R
Crossbow ( member #15224) posted at 4:57 AM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
FWW was so amused by your vids that she made one to teach her students the vocabulary word "extraneous."
I posted the link in Fun & Games, because it really didn't belong anywhere else.
Anyhow, just wanted to let you know that you've made such an impression that a new generation of "shmoopies" is on its way.
DDay 7/4/07 found out about online/sexting EA with OM
DDay 7/25/07 found out about OW
In R
2 DSs, ages 11 & 9
DD, 4
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 5:16 AM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
Hell when i eventually have a new SO ill calll her Steve too.
STEVE LIVES!!!!
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 5:16 AM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
FWW was so amused by your vids that she made one to teach her students the vocabulary word "extraneous."
I hope it did not include the eff-bomb 
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Crossbow ( member #15224) posted at 5:36 AM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
LOL no f-bombs for middle schoolers. Or fart sounds. They would like the fart sounds too much.
DDay 7/4/07 found out about online/sexting EA with OM
DDay 7/25/07 found out about OW
In R
2 DSs, ages 11 & 9
DD, 4
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