Cookies are required for login or registration. Please read and agree to our cookie policy to continue.

Newest Member: Slowrider

Divorce/Separation :
Our Love is Real

This Topic is Archived
default

iseetriple ( member #6556) posted at 9:58 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Now that is FUNNY!!!! What I would give to send this off to ex and ho...(and not get caught)

Don't waste your whole life trying to get back what was taken away.

posts: 1223   ·   registered: Feb. 28th, 2005
id 4874542
default

Holly-Isis ( member #13447) posted at 10:02 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Ha- I forgot that when I updated my blog it sends out a Tweet- so this video has been tweeted too (not that I have lots of followers) but maybe it will make someone think as well as laugh.

"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*

posts: 11713   ·   registered: Jan. 26th, 2007   ·   location: Just a fool in limbo
id 4874553
default

shattered123 ( member #27843) posted at 10:07 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Marzipan,

This is the funniest thing I have seen in such a long time!! You are awesome!! Thank you for making me actually laugh out loud sitting here by myself.

Fantastic movie! I would nominate you for an Oscar.

posts: 2590   ·   registered: Mar. 5th, 2010
id 4874561
laughing

Jen ( member #26584) posted at 10:18 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

my dick is real ... do you want to see it ...

Me former Booger Bear ...
https://youtu.be/1TcLw3TOIN8
Hand Me Down MatchBox 20
https://youtu.be/iFdOAyyn76M
Love Falls by HellYeah

posts: 19991   ·   registered: Dec. 15th, 2009   ·   location: Where's the fucking rainbow ???
id 4874586
default

BitterHalf95 ( member #29824) posted at 10:27 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

oh thank you for this - so funny, and so what i needed today :)

Me (BS) 38
WH 39
OW 29
Married 15 years
3 Kids, 13, 11 & 6
DD 7/27/10
DDay #2 10/14/10 - admitted to ONS 5 years ago
DD #3 10/31/10 - came clean about false R. He broke NC one week after DDay#1
Current Status - Separated but in MC,IC

posts: 59   ·   registered: Oct. 12th, 2010   ·   location: Upstate NY
id 4874608
default

 marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 10:38 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

"I will shave my crotch" and throw in a "Soulmate", and voila, we have perfection for my situation.

Oh I know!!! I wrote it straight off the cuff in one sitting this morning. All the way out to pick up my son from school this afternoon, I was thinking I should have had something in there about crotch shaving and soul-mates. And they should have been calling each other baby.

[This message edited by marzipan at 4:39 PM, October 27th (Wednesday)]

me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"

posts: 4076   ·   registered: May. 17th, 2010
id 4874625
default

latebloomer45 ( member #18021) posted at 11:00 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Wait, wait. does she say "vacation" or "fuckation"??

ROFL

Me: BS 56
Him: FWS 58
Married 32 years
Son-26 Daughter (Who Came out as trans, so now Son)-23,
D-Day #1 12/11/2007
D-Day #2 5/23/2008 fucking trickle truth!
Whatever Threnody said, I concur.

posts: 4697   ·   registered: Feb. 1st, 2008   ·   location: Midwest
id 4874685
default

imagoodwitch ( member #23375) posted at 11:05 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

OMG!

ROTFLMAO!

I so wish I could post this on my facebook, but alas my older kids would see it.

I so want to send this to WS, I doubt he would find it as funny as I do.

Got to go watch it again!

Ordinary average everyday sane psycho super goddess

posts: 6906   ·   registered: Mar. 25th, 2009   ·   location: Munchkinland
id 4874691
default

SierraGrace ( member #24259) posted at 11:41 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

I too couldn't imagine what was up with "Our Love is Real" in S/D so had to check it out.

Un-f'ing-believable. What a great job/vent/you name it!

Oh imagine how many could be created using the "scripts" and actual stupid words, wanna-be luv notes, commentary, emails between the WSkank and APSkank.

Priceless and may just go viral??!! You may have started a whole "movement" here!!

BSO(me): 60-ish! How did THAT happen? Was only 50-ish when I first joined in 2009!
Mom to rescued fur-kids
Formerly joined due to awful WSO and took a long @ss time to work my way out of that, but finally did January 2022

posts: 1578   ·   registered: Jun. 4th, 2009   ·   location: Sunrises to Sunsets
id 4874752
default

Jen ( member #26584) posted at 11:41 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

I put this in the quote thread ... it is wonderful ... and so very funny ...

Me former Booger Bear ...
https://youtu.be/1TcLw3TOIN8
Hand Me Down MatchBox 20
https://youtu.be/iFdOAyyn76M
Love Falls by HellYeah

posts: 19991   ·   registered: Dec. 15th, 2009   ·   location: Where's the fucking rainbow ???
id 4874755
default

cjonesjag ( member #10617) posted at 11:49 PM on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

awesome

Me (BS):50
Him(WTFH):51 Married: 05/26/2002
DD#1: 09/2005 (EA) DD#2: 09/2006
Mini-DDays: Many. Mostly online
DIVORCED 10/20/10
It's not what you've got, it's what you give.
It ain't the life you choose, it's the life you live

posts: 6405   ·   registered: May. 7th, 2006   ·   location: Michigan
id 4874768
default

socold ( member #17400) posted at 12:00 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Hell yeah!! Love it, has me rollin' over here.

"I will fold your underwear" HAH!

I recognized the voices and "actors" from a iPhone4 vs Evo video I had seen and never realized it was made from this site. Brilliant what you did with it, bravo.

And welcome to the site dov46! Glad you came out to say hi

Sc

(me)fBH 35
D-Day Dec 9, 2007
D final Oct 19th 2010

posts: 2587   ·   registered: Dec. 15th, 2007   ·   location: in a van down by the river
id 4874780
default

willowiris ( member #5372) posted at 12:04 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Will she fold your underwear?

and they say they don't all say the same thing?

D-day 09/2004
Filed for divorce 9/2006

We accept the love we think we deserve. "The Perks of Being a Wallflower."

posts: 12326   ·   registered: Sep. 15th, 2004   ·   location: Margaritaville
id 4874786
default

Williesmom ( member #22870) posted at 12:13 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Marzipan, you are a rock star!!

Awesome job.

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

posts: 9299   ·   registered: Feb. 15th, 2009   ·   location: Western PA
id 4874800
default

sadtoo ( member #2027) posted at 12:14 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Thanks for the laugh. I also sent this to my sister. She too is a former BS (remarried to a great guy)

Her 6yo son did a "movie" with these same characters about something 6yo's would do.

So when she opened it, she really got an extra charge out of it.

I did put a WARNING: Do not watch around SMALL EARS!! in the subject line.

I could just see the kids going, "Oohhh a cartoon!!"

*I survived Infidelity*

posts: 8400   ·   registered: Aug. 19th, 2003   ·   location: Iowa
id 4874802
default

miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 12:24 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

I wish I could add my own "How about a little smoochie on the Italian sausage?" instant message I found.

Because of course, it's perfect.

Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16

posts: 7542   ·   registered: Apr. 26th, 2006
id 4874822
default

 marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 12:27 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

"How about a little smoochie on the Italian sausage?"

Ho! There's a line I never even imagined

I wish I could edit!

me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"

posts: 4076   ·   registered: May. 17th, 2010
id 4874830
default

Ciao_Bella ( member #9952) posted at 12:35 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Loved it!

Me (BS)Divorced from WS. He was diagnosed NPD by two Psychologists. He continued his affair with married OW for 13 years until he died in Oct 2011.

Two sons; 29 & 27 years old; I'm remarried

posts: 369   ·   registered: Mar. 3rd, 2006   ·   location: Michigan
id 4874839
default

BetsyBG ( member #13920) posted at 12:51 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

OMG--I'm dying

Her: I'll text you during dinner

Him: That's a good idea. You're so smart

Her: It will be your wife's fault

Him: She made me eat dinner.

(Forgive me if I didn't get that just right--but dear God, I laughed so hard I cried.)

BW-49
STBX-49
together 33 years, married 24
most recent D-day 5/26/10
separated 12/5/10
financially-motivated UN-separation to come mid-January, 2011
trying to R, or at least happily coexist

posts: 4436   ·   registered: Mar. 12th, 2007   ·   location: Chicago-ish
id 4874871
default

vtach ( member #27639) posted at 1:00 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Hilarious!!! Thanks for the laughs

me 48
wh 63
1st DD Thanksgiving day 2009
2nd DD 12/27
3rd DD 3/5/10

We are a work in progress...

Tho I'm fully aware, of your desperate despair, I'm still charmed by the words that you say...Jaron and the Long Road to Love

posts: 2054   ·   registered: Feb. 19th, 2010   ·   location: alabama
id 4874883
This Topic is Archived
Cookies on SurvivingInfidelity.com®

SurvivingInfidelity.com® uses cookies to enhance your visit to our website. This is a requirement for participants to login, post and use other features. Visitors may opt out, but the website will be less functional for you.

v.1.001.20250404a 2002-2025 SurvivingInfidelity.com® All Rights Reserved. • Privacy Policy