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Fighting2Survive ( member #28410) posted at 1:11 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Me: BW, 40.......Him: FWH, 40
D-day: 3-22-10
DS1: 11, DS2: crawling
Status: R going well
"When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you know it is healed." - Iyanla Vanzant, Broken Pieces
Fighting2Survive ( member #28410) posted at 1:25 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
"I am a piece of shit. Have sex with me to prove our luv is worth hurting people."
Priceless!!!
Sorry. I had to watch it twice. I was laughing so hard the first time I missed some of it. FWH wanted to know what was so funny so I shared. Somehow he wasn't as amused. 
Me: BW, 40.......Him: FWH, 40
D-day: 3-22-10
DS1: 11, DS2: crawling
Status: R going well
"When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you know it is healed." - Iyanla Vanzant, Broken Pieces
sadtoo ( member #2027) posted at 2:02 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Somehow he wasn't as amused.
THAT made me laugh as much as the movie!!
alex mama ( member #11858) posted at 2:19 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Made me literally laugh out loud, and possibly even snort. My favorite part is the weird disembodied electronic voices. Somehow, it just adds to the whole experience.
Thank you for making me (all of us) smile tonight!
"Love yourself. Don't take no shit." - my oldest and dearest friend
Myname ( member #23138) posted at 2:20 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I think the voices really make it too, like how serious they are.
They are so emotionless. It is hilarious.
"But does she fold your underware?"
"I will text you during dinner and it will be her fault b/c she made you eat dinner."
Good stuff! Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it. 
DD: 1-14-09 EA/PA OM #1
TT: 5-11&12-09
DD#2: 5-18-09 EA OM #2
5-31-09: Told me she hasn't loved me.
No kids
Me BH: 45
12-08-10: S
Divorced and moved on with my life.
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 2:26 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Oh my god. 
Every time they turned that one creepy eye to the camera for emphasis I almost peed my pants.
Disturbingly funny.
[This message edited by metamorphisis at 8:27 PM, October 27th (Wednesday)]
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
NewAttitude ( member #1030) posted at 2:28 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I just got done watching it also.
Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
feelinghurt10 ( member #28600) posted at 2:41 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
LOVE IT !!!
I will text you during dinner and it will be her fault b/c she made you eat dinner.
Absolutely hilarious!
Me- BS-51. Dday #1 4/3/2010 ; Officially divorced - 10/26/2012"No matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow." ~Maya Angelou
ob-la-de ( member #23735) posted at 2:42 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
woundedby2 ( member #18522) posted at 2:53 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Come2Grips ( member #28002) posted at 3:26 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I literally LOL until I cried. The part about "I would leave my wife but she does my laundry", hilarious!
Thanks, I needed that tonight. 
Doubt whom you will, but never yourself.
dday 1 - Mar 18, 2010
dday 2 - Nov 1, 2010
dday 3 - Nov 4, 2010
S - Nov 1
coping2010 ( member #28328) posted at 3:31 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Awesome. Thanks for the laugh....
BS - Me, 45, WS - Him, 45
Married 22 years
2 sons, 21 and 18
DDay 4/9/2010, the rest 4/16/2010, R - 4/17/10
9/6/10 - He moved out.
9/23/10 - filed for divorce
11/5/10 - divorce final.
still confounded ( member #7826) posted at 3:39 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Brilliant! And it makes me feel so gooood. Laugh of the year.
"Sometimes, the rest of your life starts with goodbye."
D-day April 2005
(Married 33 years, together 35)
Divorced Dec. '05
Life is good, but it took a long time to heal.
thisisterrible ( member #24727) posted at 3:48 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I can't pick a favorite line because they are all so fucking funny!! And right on the money!!
Thanks for the laugh. I can't stop giggling about it!
Me:BS Him:WH Two kids
A started 2/09 - S 7/09 - he filed for D 12/09
I wanted to R and he didn't. He never stopped seeing the MOW, who filed for D 11/09. They've since broke up...for now.
enoughalready ( member #24146) posted at 3:57 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
BS(me)59WH 58OW - don't matter anymoreM 13 yrs - together 16 yrskids-him-1DS 2DDs/me - 1DDbetween the 2 of us-5 grandkidsI adore each and every oneIt's your lie... tell it anyway you want.
rainagain ( member #14917) posted at 4:00 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
I keep watching...thank you for the laugh! You have saved my week!
But I did fold his underwear.....?
Now, faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you cannot see. Heb 11:11 done been through the pain and the sorrow the struggle is nothing but love- Marino Me: Divorced
wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 5:00 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Marzipan is the biggest bitch, I think I just peed myself!
I.must.stop.playing.this!
"Hello. I am needy". Oh shiznit!!!
BelieveThis ( member #5124) posted at 5:42 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Think I will post this to a FB page that I made for him along time ago...and certainly make sure that anyone and everyone can see it! I could say...this is my life...What do ya'll think????
Cute...girl...really cute!
BelieveThis ( member #5124) posted at 5:54 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Ok...I did it...I wished there was a way to see if people view it...made sure the privacy settings were made so everyone can see it...and I changed the password, just in case he finds out and trys to get into it...
miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 6:18 AM on Thursday, October 28th, 2010
You are inspiring me to get out my instant message package and emails and make my own special movie. But yours is so funny, I can't stop laughing at when she says "I'm a piece of shit, have sex with me". I see you have over 500 views already!
Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16
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