Topic is Sleeping.
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 11:42 PM on Monday, July 2nd, 2012
Dear printer with the eternal paper jam error... you are cordially invited to bite me.
Just sayin'...
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
MovingUpward ( member #14866) posted at 11:44 PM on Monday, July 2nd, 2012
Should have bought a different brand, WB. Just sayin' 
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 11:51 PM on Monday, July 2nd, 2012
Dear Moo,
You too are cordially invited to bite me. Just sayin'.
Love,
WB
[This message edited by wildbananas at 5:51 PM, July 2nd (Monday)]
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 12:25 AM on Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012
It takes a lot of talent to break a glass and then a few hours later have 3/4 of a jar of nacho cheese go flying across your kitchen. 
just sayin'
Jpapageorge ( member #31800) posted at 1:08 AM on Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012
Cheese for nachos never comes from a jar.
A Californian is just sayin'.
"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 1:48 AM on Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012
Neither does the good avocado.
Just sayin'.
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
WarpSpeed ( member #32051) posted at 4:29 AM on Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012
Me: BS (58) Her: fWW (57)Married 28 years
2 awesome sons graduated college in 2015
She left Jan 2010, She filed Mar 2010, Div final May 2010, She shared it was an A July 2010, Remarried Aug 2010
ImNellNow ( member #28753) posted at 3:09 PM on Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012
XWH is staying in the marital home, but all the neighbors are staying with me. Neener neener, Daffy.
Just sayin'.
BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 11:46 PM on Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012
If you send your child down here every morning for me to watch, feed, and entertain while I'm working, don't be surprised if I hop her ass up on sugar before sending her home or make her help clean the house.
Just sayin'.
[This message edited by Threnody at 5:46 PM, July 3rd (Tuesday)]
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
ImNellNow ( member #28753) posted at 4:34 PM on Friday, July 6th, 2012
Dear Autocorrect,
I have never in my life used the acronym GDMF. If I wanted to say God-damned mother fucker, I would type it completely. Furthermore, I wonder who or what has led you to believe that I would ever want to put that in a text.
I do appreciate your paying attention to the natural end of "Mwah," though. Having to type out "-hah-hah-haaaaaaah!" in my daily texted evil plots to take over the world was getting to be a bit much.
Just sayin',
Nell
[This message edited by ImNellNow at 10:37 AM, July 6th (Friday)]
BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 3:27 PM on Saturday, July 7th, 2012
Someone posted a picture of a snake in the fears thread, and now I can't go in there anymore. And that annoys me. Just sayin'.
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
heartbroken_kk ( member #22722) posted at 9:19 PM on Saturday, July 7th, 2012
Dear Asshat,
Threatening me when I tell you I need my final paychecks is pretty fucking stupid, when I know you have no workers comp insurance.
Just sayin'
FBW then 46, XWHNPDPAFTG the destroyer of my entire life. D-Day 1 '99, D-Day 2,3,4,5,6... '09-'11, D '15. I fell apart. I put myself back together. Forgiveness isn't required. I'm happy and healthy now, and MY new life is good.
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 12:22 AM on Wednesday, July 11th, 2012
It should not be this fucking hard to find a decent rental in fucking Billings, MT. Just fucking saying...
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
travels ( member #20334) posted at 4:36 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
Dear Neighbor,
Is it really necessary to start up your backhoe, bulldozer, and dump truck at 7 a.m.??? Then start digging and moving dirt for the next several hours? The constant backup beep-beeping is driving me crazy.
I live where I do because it's the country and supposed to be free of this noise.
Hmmm, maybe tomorrow I'll start digging beside your house. Then leave the truck in reverse so the beeping can be constant.
Just Sayin'...
When one door closes, another door opens. It's the journey through the hallway that sucks.
"After a breakup, the loyal one stays single and deals with the damages until healed. The other one is already in another relationship."
foundoutlater ( member #32900) posted at 3:12 AM on Wednesday, August 1st, 2012
Dear Neighbor,
Is it really necessary to start up your backhoe, bulldozer, and dump truck at 7 a.m.???
Does travel live next to DS - just sayin
Your beliefs don’t make you a better person, your behavior does.
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 3:32 AM on Wednesday, August 1st, 2012
Dear old body,
The warrior dash was 2 plus days ago. Stop being in pain now, please. I hate walking like a penguin!
JS 
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
weeping willow ( member #22800) posted at 3:40 AM on Wednesday, August 1st, 2012
Dear Door to Door religion pushers, do you even have to show up on our doorstep at our cabin in the boonies?
Just Sayin'
BW - me FWH - him
D Day - July 26, 2007
Married 40 years
tryingagain74 ( member #33698) posted at 4:09 AM on Wednesday, August 1st, 2012
Dear Motorcycle Guy,
Yes, we know that your "fire" outfit is really, really cool. Yes, we know that you can drive that bike really, really fast. However, there is no need to rev that incredibly loud engine that sounds like a giant, angry bumblebee and blast down our little residential street in the hopes that all the retirees and young families are staring at you.
We're not staring. You're just an idiot.
And I'm just sayin'.
[This message edited by tryingagain74 at 10:10 PM, July 31st (Tuesday)]
FBS; now happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 4:20 AM on Wednesday, August 1st, 2012
It's really amazing how much better you can sleep when the air conditioning is working and you're not sweating like a pig all night long. Just sayin....
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
cissie ( member #17637) posted at 2:54 PM on Wednesday, August 1st, 2012
Dear Internet provider,
Thanks for screwing up my printer access when you installed my new modem. Now I will have to pay another $200.00 to get it working again.
Topic is Sleeping.
