Topic is Sleeping.
gypsybird87 ( member #39193) posted at 1:31 AM on Thursday, August 7th, 2014
Dear baby who lives downstairs and has been crying/screaming constantly:
@#$#^&&*%@~@#$%^&!!!!!!!!!!
Mercy. Please. Have. Mercy.
Me: Enjoying life
Him: Someone else's problem
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. ~ Alfred Adler
Letting go of the outcome is about the most empowering thing you can do for yourself. ~ LosferWords
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 2:33 PM on Thursday, August 7th, 2014
((baby))
((baby's mom))
((gypsy))
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
jrzeegirl ( member #44261) posted at 3:13 AM on Monday, August 18th, 2014
Dear Voice Mail Lady,
I know to press 7 if I want a "Q" and 9 for a "Z".
Its printed on every phone, but thanks.
Just sayin'.....
Married 1994
DDay 9/18/10
Divorced January 14, 2016
DD 16
“You two deserve each other, and I deserve better” ~Me
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 7:28 PM on Monday, August 18th, 2014
When your child starts sassing at you for something, I find it completely therapeutic and apropos to belt out ♪ ♫ "I want the wooooooooorld! I want the whole world! I want to lock it all up in my pocket it's MY bar of chocolate! Give it to me, NOWWWWW!" ♫ ♪
Just singin'
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 1:52 AM on Monday, August 25th, 2014
Dear neighbor, with all the gas you are wasting sitting on your phone in front of your house with the motor running in your truck for 10-15 minutes every stinking day and several times a day, you could probably afford a nicer vehicle. Just sayin'
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
gypsybird87 ( member #39193) posted at 6:27 AM on Tuesday, August 26th, 2014
Dear happy crickets outside my window every night,
I love you.
Just sayin'.
Me: Enjoying life
Him: Someone else's problem
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. ~ Alfred Adler
Letting go of the outcome is about the most empowering thing you can do for yourself. ~ LosferWords
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 6:52 AM on Tuesday, August 26th, 2014
Another downside to going though a major earthquake is that every time someone says "magnitude" in the news and you raise the roof and shout "POP POP!", anyone proximal just looks at you like you're a weirdo. #tenpointsforgriffindor
Justpoppin.
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"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 2:56 AM on Wednesday, August 27th, 2014
WHO mows their lawn in the dark?!?! One of my neighbors, that's who. Just sayin' 
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
gypsybird87 ( member #39193) posted at 8:09 PM on Wednesday, September 10th, 2014
High sex drive + not dating = MISERY.
Just sayin'.
Me: Enjoying life
Him: Someone else's problem
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. ~ Alfred Adler
Letting go of the outcome is about the most empowering thing you can do for yourself. ~ LosferWords
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 11:31 PM on Wednesday, September 10th, 2014
I saved $14 at Target. I spent 61 cents. Made my day! 
Just Sayin'
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DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 5:19 PM on Thursday, September 11th, 2014
Dear farmer who rents the back field for his cows, please find and repair the hole in the fence, there's moo poo in my driveway...(at least we haven't seen a cow there yet lol not that I would mind. I already got to pet one through the fence and dd says she now wants a cow lol)
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Neznayou ( member #40654) posted at 5:58 PM on Thursday, September 11th, 2014
Really, really want to make a big, big deal out of this, but I love my son and so I won't, at least not anywhere he'll be subjected to his mother's embarrassingly, overly enthusiastic enthusiasm, that is.
He asked her to homecoming. 
She said yes. 
His first date!!!! 
So far, all we know about her (beside her good taste in guys) is she is "B____'s sister".
Play it cool, Mom play it cool.
[This message edited by Neznayou at 11:59 AM, September 11th, 2014 (Thursday)]
Him: BH 1969
Me: WW 1973
Wedding: April 9, 1994
Son: 1998 (college freshman)
Son: 2002 (high school freshman)
Caught at AP's house: 10 Aug 2012
I do not have it all together.
whiteflower99 ( member #13937) posted at 3:08 AM on Friday, September 12th, 2014
Maybe the real reason Stink Bugs exist is so that we can ponder their reason for being.
What are you pretending not to know?
me FBS
him idiotic sex addicted, hormone addled, porn watching, post pubescent male with a walking hard on for anything without a penis
4 kids 15 13 12 8
Earned my *F* the hard way.
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 3:19 AM on Friday, September 12th, 2014
or for throwing at annoying people.
just sayin.
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 8:11 AM on Wednesday, September 17th, 2014
For the record, I am here on SI at this late hour 98% for all of you sweet people. The other 2% would be me not wanting to brush my teeth and go to bed. #keepingitreal #mustwinterfreshen
Jussayin.
ETA: The data MAY be skewed a little there.
ETAA: Ok, ok... the data is a lot skewed. Someone needs to shove me off this chair and toward the bathroom.
[This message edited by Jrazz at 2:13 AM, September 17th (Wednesday)]
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
Neznayou ( member #40654) posted at 8:31 AM on Wednesday, September 17th, 2014
JRazz, it's 9:30 in the morning. The only reason my breath isn't minty fresh is the two cups of coffee I've had. I'm in my pajamas because I'm home today with a back/head ache instead of at work. But thanks for sharing.
Him: BH 1969
Me: WW 1973
Wedding: April 9, 1994
Son: 1998 (college freshman)
Son: 2002 (high school freshman)
Caught at AP's house: 10 Aug 2012
I do not have it all together.
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 2:03 PM on Wednesday, September 24th, 2014
The morning AFTER the morning you used the last of the coffee and then forgot to go to the store? Is the longest. morning. ever.
Just sayin.
Edited to correct mistakes because NO FLIPPING COFFEE IN THE HOUSE.
[This message edited by nowiknow23 at 8:05 AM, September 24th (Wednesday)]
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Newlease ( member #7767) posted at 7:36 PM on Wednesday, September 24th, 2014
Ah FALL, you are a double edged sword. I love your crisp mornings and your cool evenings. I love making soup and apple pie. I love the smell of wood smoke.
BUT, I hate the dust that flies during corn/bean harvest. I HATE ragweed. I hate that going out to enjoy this beautiful weather results in congestion and headaches, even when I'm on 2 different kinds of allergy medicine.
Just sayin . . . .
Even if you can't control the world around you, you are still the master of your own soul.
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 7:29 PM on Thursday, September 25th, 2014
I really want to learn how to play steel drums. Just sayin.
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 10:58 PM on Monday, September 29th, 2014
I work at the most fucked up place. I think they've hit a new low. Just sayin'
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
Topic is Sleeping.
