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Phoenix519 ( member #26186) posted at 1:11 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Whorangutan...
But lately I came up with garbage dripping trough twat when I was feeling especially creative.
confused615 ( member #30826) posted at 1:13 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Twatsicle is my favorite.
Mine isnt an OW,but an OM.
I call him "assfucker."
It's very appropriate.
BS(me)44
FWH 48
4 kids
M: June 2001
D-Day: 8/10/10
..that feeling you get in your stomach, when you heart's broken. It's like all the butterflies just died.
struggling16 ( member #33202) posted at 1:39 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Your wh---
The wh---
Your girlfriend (he really hates that one)
"it"
pnwg (potato-nosed wh--- girlfriend)
that person
that thing
potato-nosed wh---
w(cubed)-wheezy whiny wh---
mall rat
my WH called "it" "good for a jump" and "user-loser"
grandpa--cker
[This message edited by struggling16 at 9:55 AM, October 29th (Monday)]
Holly-Isis ( member #13447) posted at 1:40 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
How about "Not Me" because all she has in common with you is your name. In all else, she's so much less.
"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*
ImNellNow ( member #28753) posted at 1:58 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Oh, I forgot the one that REALLY got to XWH (so I used it all the time when talking to him): Your Mistress.
Now she's Your Former Mistress.
Bwah hah hah. He hates it and it's objectively spot-on and I remain morally superior to both of them when using it.
BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.
hailstormer ( member #35873) posted at 2:00 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
These are hysterical
I actually mess the OW lots of names (all of the usual) and after a while they all sound too nice. I even looked up words and found Trollop which means an immoral or promiscuous woman but then thought that was too nice too. You know what bothers the OW the most is when I tell her she is a LOSER MOTHER cause she F***ED around on her own kids and mine too that bothers her the most she goes absolutely ballastic!! I love it!! Anything I can do to make her life a little miserable compared to the complete life devastion she has done to me I DO IT!
me(BS)-55
him(WS)-53
together 21 years
1st D-Day 4-19-10
2nd D-Day 5-3-12
married 19 years
2 kids 13-twins
Unfortunately...divorcing
hailstormer ( member #35873) posted at 2:03 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Yes my WH is bothered by me calling her the mistress and I asked him well would ya rather me say your slut?
me(BS)-55
him(WS)-53
together 21 years
1st D-Day 4-19-10
2nd D-Day 5-3-12
married 19 years
2 kids 13-twins
Unfortunately...divorcing
traditoperanni ( member #32660) posted at 2:14 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
How about crusty crotch skank whore. I love that one. Or your basic f***ing c**t whore. Gee, I'm not bitter.
Me- BS (63)
Him-WS (63)
M- 42 yrs
dday#1 11/09, Dday #2 10/11 and many since
P.A.'s - too many to count
LTA's too many to count (one for 37 yrs)
escorts etc- way too many to count.
Broken heart- too many times to count.
R- Getting bet
Chicky ( member #18622) posted at 2:44 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Shrek. I would call her Fiona i.e. Shrek's soulmeat but that would be a compliment (b/c she ain't that pretty).
[This message edited by Chicky at 8:45 PM, June 20th (Wednesday)]
Givers need to set limits because takers never do. THIS GIVER DID and because I stood my ground, we are happily RECONCILED!
nightsky ( member #35728) posted at 2:57 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Can't really help. My WH's are online. I refer to them as paid internet sex slut. ISS for short. There are three of them (so far), so ISS-1 (his favorite), and ISS-2 and 3.
I couldn't bring myself to shorten to PISS, but give me time, its only been 4 days.
BW (me) – WH (him) mid-50s Married 33 yrs
DD 6/2012 –WH has been paying $$$ for online video sex chats and calls his favorite “my girlfriend.”
"Sometimes your only available transportation is a leap of faith" Margaret Shepard
Harlowe ( member #34281) posted at 4:23 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Smelly Pirate Hooker
(She is neither a pirate or a hooker but the name makes me laugh and that is what is important)
[This message edited by Harlowe at 10:28 PM, June 20th (Wednesday)]
Me ~ BS~43
Husband ~ WS~47
Second Marriage for both ~ almost 9 years
5 kids ~ my 2, his 1 and our 2
DDay ~ 11/5/11 DDay 2 ~ 1/7/12
In R and it is going well
springstreet ( new member #35792) posted at 6:32 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
I call OW2 "the bear". Because any kind of interaction with her is like poking a bear. a bear with rabies. also, she's kind of got the body shape of a bear. I only "poked the bear" once. And that's how I found out about OW#1! DO NOT POKE THE BEAR.
inamaze ( member #31056) posted at 6:44 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Used tampon
A relationship was made
for two, but, some bitches don't know how to count.
Thera77 ( member #28841) posted at 7:05 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Um, let's see
skank
skankface
skankerella
skankasaurus
diseased whore-bag
twat
her
I also call OW by her name, only I mispronounce it on purpose. I know it's petty as all hell. But since after 3 years, OW has managed to weasel herself back into working with FWH at his current station - just on a different shift where he sees her almost every day he works now and OW goes out of her way to walk past him in the halls and dorm even though FWH ignores her - my new one is
C*nt
or sometimes I'll be cute and call her the C U Next Tuesday
Me 32, FWH 34 M 8.5 yrs @ A
Dday: 9/15/09 TT & limbo 'til 10/19/09 + 'pregnancy'
R'ing
Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
OnAnIsland ( member #34319) posted at 7:31 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Your girlfriend
Crazy bitch
D-day: Christmas 2011
D-day 2: 3/28/2013
Married for over 15 years
2 beautiful sons
You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them. Maya Angelou
trebleclef ( member #33488) posted at 8:38 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
I have a nickname i use but it's pretty specific to the Asian MOW sex parlor masseuse - "Wantonwonton".
True remorse isn't followed by a "but".
curiouswiz ( member #34405) posted at 10:28 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Shitlicker....never ever use her name in front of me.
Shitlicker.
UKgirl ( member #17062) posted at 10:48 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
If you know her surname, you could do something with that. Extend it, rhyme it, prefix it with something appropriate. Or use her initials and do something with that. But why bother? Don’t give her a name, just refer to her as the double betrayal bitch she is. Or DBB in front of the kids.
I have built up quite a collection and the one I choose depends upon the circumstances and who I'm with. In reality, she's Little Miss Nobody.
Affair1: Dday 30/07/06 LTA: 5yrs ex-fiancee Affair2: Dday 04/09/20 9mths another XHSgf.Me/BS, still young. Him/WS, old. 4 grown boysHaving an affair because you are unhappy is like eating Ex-lax because you are hungry - unfound's mom
englishrose ( member #34974) posted at 10:58 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slapper
me BW 46 WH 43
DS 7
DS's 21 & 19 (my boys - from my previous marriage)
Ddays 3&17/3/2011
I.will.survive ( member #34677) posted at 11:15 AM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
I said "your whore" dozens of times when I first confronted him. Now I reference her as "your girlfriend" because that gets under his skin more for some reason. He hates her.
He referred to her as a "piece of shit homewrecking whore who has done this before."
He still wants a divorce though.
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