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NobleCause ( member #35687) posted at 8:36 PM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
I'm quite partial to Bitch Slag myself, but anything really nasty will do in a pinch.
Me, BS, 39, Him WH, 36
Together 14 yrs, Married 11.5
PA,DDay May 28, 2012
1 son (9)
But I’m not walking from our dream, it grows as I begin. Royal Wood
WantToBelieve ( new member #24619) posted at 10:47 PM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
fWh and I call his ho-worker AP either "The Beast" or "The Cloven-Hoofed One." Since she is totally unremorseful, broke NC repeatedly, and threatened to sue us, I think the name fits nicely.
kourt090 ( member #34926) posted at 11:05 PM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
To my husband, I refer to her as his girlfriend (even though we are working things out) . . . it REALLY gets under his skin. To others, I just refer to her as his "coworker" and they understand who I mean. Even tho I have the right to be mad and call her names (and don't think that I DON'T do that) I generally try to keep the name calling down when I'm talking to someone other than my husband simply because I'm a better person than she is and I FEEL a sense of superiority to her in being able to handle it with maturity.
mitz66 ( member #17888) posted at 11:54 PM on Thursday, June 21st, 2012
Me:50/55. BS Him:48 XWH/55 xwbfMarried almost 10 years/ 3 yr rel3 adult kids/ 2 adult kids1st DDay 2 wks after marriage/ Mar 105 OW's and false R's/ 1+ OW’s? April 2017 Divorced/ ended rel Mar 16No second chances ever again!
inmisery1 ( member #30905) posted at 12:26 AM on Friday, June 22nd, 2012
I call her baboon face. H and I went to see Rock of Ages last week end. Tom Cruise had a scene where he walked into a club holding a baboons hand. I said " Hey honey, look he's dating your old girlfriend."
Lionne ( member #25560) posted at 1:51 AM on Friday, June 22nd, 2012
I never used to be so crude. Never would I say the "c" word, but I guess I hadn't met one until OW
Raising hand here on this one.
I say seize whatever bestial image she evokes in your mind and that becomes her name. Thus my fWH's whores are The Chimpanzee and "The Ferret faced whore" respectively. It helps me keep in perspective their lack of humanity...
Me-BS-71 in May HIM-SAFWH-74 I just wanted a normal life.Normal trauma would have been appreciated.
phoenix_vs ( member #29193) posted at 4:06 AM on Friday, June 22nd, 2012
the gutter skank
skankoriva
skankoriffic
your girlfriend
Yeah, it's been almost two years since the last episode, and I'm still angry.
I'm not sad that you lied to me. I'm sad that I can never believe you again.
Well, I'm sad that you lied to me, too.
Sharpie4 ( member #35905) posted at 4:12 AM on Friday, June 22nd, 2012
Just reading SI, I LMAO at "Cum Dumpster". I personally have adopted that one.
My BFFs kids use "Company Pin Cushion" to describe a woman BFF works with who has a fondness for coworkers, esp. the married ones.
I can also appreciate calling him/her "it" and I would have a hard time saying lady/woman or man. That is right up there with my husband calling a strip club a "Gentleman's Club". I told him, there were many living things in there, but a "gentleman" wasn't one of them.
I still don't know what's going on.
Wonderingwhy11 ( member #34782) posted at 5:01 AM on Friday, June 22nd, 2012
I call WH's MOW BW - short for bitch whore
I call WH's friends OW WD-40 - short for whory D(her name starts with a D and rhymes with whory) and 40 because she is over 40 and WD-40 is a lubricate spray.
Me BW - 46
Him WH - 53
Together 23 yrs, Married 18
DDay August 2011
2 kids - 13 and 15
Gotta love the life that we livin'
Twigs323 ( member #34055) posted at 4:35 PM on Friday, June 22nd, 2012
OW1 - fat ugly c***
OW2 - fat skanky poolhall whore
not very original but it keeps them straight in my mind 
BetrayalHurts ( member #34836) posted at 4:41 PM on Friday, June 22nd, 2012
Anything pertaining to apes or gorillas since that is what OW physically resembles 
M 25 years
BW Me - 50's
WH Him - 60's
OW 25 years younger
D-Days too numerous to mention last D-day being 12-2-11 *OW went on fishing trip 5-21-13*
"A relationship is only made for two, but some bitches don't know how to count"
Betrayed76 ( member #35444) posted at 3:23 AM on Sunday, June 24th, 2012
I'm fond of...
Bitch tits
The whore
Homewreaker
I've also referred to her as his girlfriend. 
Me/BS: 35
WH: 39
Together 12 years/ married 3 yrs
WH's affair 1 1/2 years
Kids: 1 DD, Another due Sept 2013
1st Dday Aug 1, 2011(our 2 yr wedding anniversary and discovery of sexting)
2nd Dday April 2012 (A was an EA and PA)
Status: R
BrokenSpirit50 ( member #34485) posted at 3:48 AM on Sunday, June 24th, 2012
OMG!! Some of these names had me rolling... Thank you I needed that.
It makes me ill to say my X's whores name because I think she is sub human for putting here twat between us, so here they are:
F*ck Witch (someone gave us this one...loved it)
Glitter Pig (she happens to be a social butterfly)
This is my favorite!!!
Donuts (My X had no clue..doesn't know why I call "it" this...This one came to mind when I had my X's phone (he was my WH at the time) looking at some trip pics and I evidently went too far and there were nude pictures of "it" and she obviously has FAKE ones (boo**s) that looked shaped like honey glazed Dunkin Donuts) 
For those Seinfeld fans....."Their mine and they're spectacular"!
Married 32 years, together for 40
DDay Dec. 17, 2011
No R, D June 21, 2012
Me BS 58
Him WH 59
Now with WBF 3 yrs. DD#2 June 5, 2018
Truth is like surgery, it hurts but heals. A Lie is like a painkiller. It gives instant relief but has si
scared&stronger ( member #15942) posted at 3:56 AM on Sunday, June 24th, 2012
Whorangatang from Whoragon
or
Twatzilla
[This message edited by scared&stronger at 9:57 PM, June 23rd (Saturday)]
WS 45
BS 43
Met when we were 17 and 15. Together since 1983, married since 1985. Two kids, B21, G15.
d-day 4-3-07
Life has a way of making us get our panties in a wad.....I refuse to wear panties ever again.
StepAside ( member #29826) posted at 1:40 PM on Sunday, June 24th, 2012
ditchpig
Slobobian ditchpig
the pig
the attention whore
the pigture whore
and when I'm feeling verbose: that wide cellulite riddled ass that you used to have squat down to suck your cock...but I usually keep to the short forms these days.
Me 48yrs, king of douchebagastan- 50yrs STD infected bankrupt NPD sociopathic drunk thief
countless A's, he is a predator that targets losers like himself
Last Dday 04/12/2010-Divorcing if/when his cumdumpsters lend him some $ or balls to file
isthisforreal ( member #30926) posted at 3:38 PM on Sunday, June 24th, 2012
I LOVE this game!
Cum guzzler
gutter pig
trash bag
Karaoke slut
biker bitch
grandma whore
dirty c*** (until OW, I thought no woman deserved to be called this, fits her perfectly!)
BW me 47
WH him 52
married 24 years
DD 9/15/10
3 incredible teenage daughters
"it only hurts when I breathe"
HillBillie ( member #35681) posted at 3:46 PM on Sunday, June 24th, 2012
Just thought of another one I use: gutter trash welfare whore.
It applies equally to either one.
Me: BS, 40
Him: Future XH, 41
Married 3 years, together 9
Dday: 4/26/12
Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness. -- Terry Pratchett
Lovedyoumore ( member #35593) posted at 7:55 PM on Sunday, June 24th, 2012
We both call her Hagrid or Hag for short. Believe me, it fits her perfectly.
[This message edited by Lovedyoumore at 4:33 PM, June 24th (Sunday)]
Me 50's
WH 50's
Married 30+ years
2 young adult children
OW single 20 years younger
Together trying to R
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
messedup96 ( member #35936) posted at 10:25 PM on Sunday, June 24th, 2012
psycho Bitch Whore
Homewreker
I don't use this word but what I found out She's a C*** Twat Douche Bag
Cum Sucker
Whore
Dumpster Diver
and why is it that men pick other woman that have the
the same name as their wife? I had a nieghbor that did that just thought it is creepy
BS me 42
WS 42
3 kids in the mix 23 years last Nov
juli1980 ( member #33899) posted at 10:34 PM on Sunday, June 24th, 2012
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