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Heal&Deal ( member #30910) posted at 6:52 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
This is so funny! I have some to add:
That's interesting = Shut the fuck up.
Probably so = Who cares how you think it will turn out? No I don't fucking agree with you.
It will be interesting to see how that works out for you = What a stupid idea, fuckwit.
Lola2kids ( member #32789) posted at 6:56 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
My favorite right at the moment is:
Yep = FUCK OFF!!!
He uses "K" with me and it drives me nuts so I guess it would work the other way.
"Fine" = why the hell do you care how me or the kids are when you haven't called them in a week? is also a good one.
My responses are usually kept to one or 2 words.
[This message edited by Lola2kids at 12:57 PM, January 25th (Friday)]
BS: (Me) 48
Kids: twins DD(11)
D-Day April 18, 2011
Him:out Sept. 11, 2011
He moved an ocean away June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"
Hopeful Lady ( member #30441) posted at 7:51 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
This is welcome comic relief!
If you like = I don't give a damn what you think
Sure = fuck you and stop talking to me
I'll figure it out = why the hell don't you figure it out on your own
I'm fine = What took me so long? I've felt much better since I stopped giving a damn about you or our M
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 7:54 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
I went back through the last 200 texts with Stretch to see if I could find a good one to share.
I am VERY PROUD of the fact that a handful of them were from the children using my phone to contact their dad. And that 200 texts (the limit of storage per contact) went back to JULY.
So many of his questions had NO response from me... 
So crickets = Fuck you. I don't have to answer your stupid questions. Not my job to organize your time, manage your world or be polite just because you feel like it... today... You are not even worth a single keystroke...
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 7:58 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
oops! double post.
still laughing at "lower muppet"
[This message edited by caregiver9000 at 1:59 PM, January 25th (Friday)]
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
ajsmom ( member #17460) posted at 8:06 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
Slight t/j
I just want to hear StrongButBroken say these in her native accent.
End t/j
AJ's MOM
Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.
"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
____________________________________________
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
One AMAZING DS - 34
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 8:29 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
LOWER MUPPET!!!!!
I like `copy` myself.
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
GreatRoleModel ( member #36809) posted at 8:32 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
I use this one all the time Hopeful Lady and that is exactly what I really want to tell him
Sure = fuck you and stop talking to me
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BS (me)
XNPDWS
It takes a village to deal with the village idiot!
“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”
― Robert Frost
Lost and Betraye ( member #33988) posted at 9:02 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
Me=BS 50; Him=WS 46; Dday 11/10/11
Married 13 years; together 20
Kids: DD11;(2) grown boys/men from my previous marriage to a WS
Status: Divorcing
"The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post" L Thomas Holdcroft
gonnabe2016 ( member #34823) posted at 9:05 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
It will be interesting to see how that works out for you = What a stupid idea, fuckwit
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
LS_Betrayed ( member #33697) posted at 9:08 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
I will arrange it = of course I will you incompetent fu^&tard... clearly you still cannot function as an adult
Me (BS) - 49
WS - 51
Daughters 18, 13 and 12
Married 24 years, currently divorcing-- not soon enough
Beowulf ( new member #38128) posted at 9:11 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
I have to add this one with a little back ground. XW used my credit card after we seperated, I had no knowledge off it, and let it go to collections.
I tried to let you take care of this person-to-person but now I'll see you in court = I am about to put you through the same shit grinder you put me through, and your luber's wife will get to watch you sweat it out in court and gloat over you getting "KARMAIZED"!! Yea the OM's Wife told me when the A started. Two for the price of one. P.S. you do realize we are appering before the same judge that married us?
The best revenge is living well.
hoya96 ( member #28851) posted at 11:15 PM on Friday, January 25th, 2013
This is so awesome. I can't stop laughing, as several of these I use for the "business-like communication" required in co-parenting...but the explanations are EXACTLY what I'm thinking.
Me: 43 and fabulous!
3 children ages 13, 15 and 17
Ex said he wanted separation 2/14/10
DDay #1: 5/23/10 18 month affair with his 22 yr old paralegal
DDay #2 9/22/10 my best friend, now his wife
Divorced: 12/10/10
Re-married a wonderful man.
SBB (original poster member #35229) posted at 3:06 AM on Saturday, January 26th, 2013
Oh... my... god. Thank you all so much for the laughs.
I will bookmark this thread whenever I waver on NC. We could build an NC code book!
If I'm going to string together a good vent, I want people to appreciate it, dammit!!!
@tesla, I love and appreciate your vents!
Too bad NC wasn't as funny or easy when they first blow our lives up.
@wontdefineme, too true. Humour is a great leap towards indifference. In time "Noted" will just mean I've noted it.
I just want to hear StrongButBroken say these in her native accent.
@ajsmom, I sometimes forget you guys talk funny.
No=no. If you have a problem with understanding that, ask your Mommy because obviously this lesson didn't take.
@Cat,
Sure = fuck you and stop talking to me.
@HopefulLady, YES!!
you've been acknowledged, be dismissed!
@Wannabe, Love it! Be dismissed!!
@jjct, WOOWHOO!!!
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I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
wouldbewhere ( member #38221) posted at 7:46 AM on Saturday, January 26th, 2013
After receiving the D court papers, my WS asks, "do I need to get my own Attorney".My reply, "That might be good = "No SHIT Sherlock" 
ME-51
STBXWH-SOB-44 A W/Ho-Worker
Married 16 1/2 yrs
DD 9/29/2012 Left 9/29/2012
Filled 10/14/2012
We all meet our maker. When my file is opened to be read, before I cross the pearly gates. I'm sure glad it won't say "I cheated on
Hopeful Lady ( member #30441) posted at 2:48 PM on Tuesday, February 5th, 2013
Closing eyes in response to a comment = rolling eyes 
bitchboots ( member #38051) posted at 8:13 PM on Tuesday, February 5th, 2013
Me: BS
DDay 4/27/2012---3 weeks after our 10 year anniversary.
Second DDay--1/2/2013--R is over
~~~~Finding my moxie~~~~
"May your past be the sound of your feet upon the ground"...FUN
bitchboots ( member #38051) posted at 8:13 PM on Tuesday, February 5th, 2013
Me: BS
DDay 4/27/2012---3 weeks after our 10 year anniversary.
Second DDay--1/2/2013--R is over
~~~~Finding my moxie~~~~
"May your past be the sound of your feet upon the ground"...FUN
thebighurt ( member #34722) posted at 12:33 PM on Wednesday, February 6th, 2013
@ajsmom, I sometimes forget you guys talk funny.
Convo in an Aussie shop:
Store clerk after I responded to her asking if I needed help: You have an accent!
Me: You have an accent.
Clerk: No I don't, you do.
Then Clerk: what is your accent? Talk some more so I can figure out how you say things. You guys have the best accents- my favorite one. But I have a hard time telling yours from Canadian.
Me: Everyone in the US likes to hear her accent.
Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?
thebighurt ( member #34722) posted at 12:36 PM on Wednesday, February 6th, 2013
Tried to edit or finish it but my phone won't let me!! 
I guess it wants to go to bed.
Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?
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