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hexed ( member #19258) posted at 2:30 PM on Wednesday, February 6th, 2013
"have a nice day!"
He HATES it when I put that at the end of an e-mail or phone call. He knows I don't mean it but how do you respond in a bad way to that?
But that's just a lot of water
Underneath a bridge I burned
And there's no use in backtracking
Around corners I have turned
“Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.” -foulton oursler
MyReturn2Me ( member #34352) posted at 3:05 PM on Wednesday, February 6th, 2013
Have a nice day = Fuck off and die 
Me: BS 51 and Freaking AWESOME!
Him: Who the fuck cares........
CharlieFoxtrot ( member #38010) posted at 5:35 PM on Wednesday, February 6th, 2013
Sure, I'll get right on that~ fuck you, wait for it
I agree~ fuck you, I told you that 3 months ago
Take care~ fuck off
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
hurtyetstrong ( member #38372) posted at 5:51 AM on Friday, February 8th, 2013
I sooooooo needed this post today. thanks for the laugh!
haven't confronted WH or filed papers yet, but I soooo have a feeling I'll be using all your lines and thinking the exact same thing!
Me: BW (31)
Him: WH (32)
2 DDs - 4yrs & 2yrs (as of Oct 2014)
multiple PAs
Filed for divorce May 16, 2014
1st court hearing October 23, 2014 (rescheduled :/)
divorce final November 20, 2014
SBB (original poster member #35229) posted at 4:41 AM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
I am bumping my own thread because it and the replies STILL crack me up.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
gonnabe2016 ( member #34823) posted at 5:22 AM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
And Thank You for that, SBB!!
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
Lotsoflove ( member #36761) posted at 8:12 AM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
Lol can't believe I missed this before...so glad you bumped it!
Me: BS (34)
Him: exWH (36) SA NPD
Married 12 years 4 awesome kids
D-day 1 1/08
D-day 2 1/09
False recovery for 3 years
D-day 3 9/2011 kicked him out!!!
2 LTAs multiple EAs
Divorced oct 2013!!!!
TrustGone ( member #36654) posted at 2:03 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
Here are a few I want to say to XWH#1:
Yes, I will meet you halfway:
You are the fuckturd that moved an hour away after making sure in court I couldn't move asshole. You don't work and still live off your parents at 55 yrs old. Grow the fuck up!!!
I am glad you have such a good relationship with our DS: You are the lowest of low. Yes it would be nice to play Disney Mom, but I have to work 12 hours a day to pay for a house, food, insurance, etc...You have done nothing but tell our DS lies and make him hate me you lowlife asshole. I hope your dick falls off limpy, not that anyone wants you now that you are fat and your teeth are falling out and you no longer have my $$$ to wine and dine them or a decent car to drive. Yes that is what happens when you try and play house with an 18yr old.
XWH#2-No longer my monkey Divorced 8/15, Now married to a wonderful man.
"A person is either an asset or a lesson"
"Changing who you are with does not change who you are"
chikastuff ( member #35288) posted at 4:05 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
This is probably one of my favorite threads on SI.
Me- 32
Happily engaged and moving on
Heartless Bytchh ( member #12347) posted at 7:10 PM on Thursday, March 14th, 2013
To me, the ultimate Fuck You is total NC. Haven't seen rat bastard fucktard since our son's H.S. graduation two years ago. (he brought Both skanks...then dodged out early because of the rose ceremony and it wasn't all about him)
FucktardsRus,much?
Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit
Dadtryingtocope ( member #36726) posted at 9:27 PM on Thursday, March 14th, 2013
Almost all my positive responses are:
Yup =
A. F-off and die you selfish, lying, cheating, gold digging skank
B. You will never have a better man than I, ever, so be prepared to be treated like the shit you are
C. Your undesirable (fill in your favorite p-word to complete) will continue to rot and stink all over town. How does it feel to go everywhere and have people talk about you as you pass by? Guess you're getting all the attention you ever wanted.
BH me 47
WW her 39
DDay 8-17-12
2 kids (13, 10)
Filed for D 9/14/12
Divorced 4/17/13
She - engaged 5/13 married 9/13
CharlieFoxtrot ( member #38010) posted at 3:37 PM on Thursday, April 18th, 2013
*bump* because this thread is just fun, an I think some newbies to D/S would enjoy it~
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
ImNellNow ( member #28753) posted at 4:05 PM on Thursday, April 18th, 2013
Would you please let me know ASAP if... =
Remember that question I asked about the kids two weeks ago? Would you please just say "no" already?
No problem =
I assumed you wouldn't come through, so I already made other arrangements for our kids.
Thanks! =
I have been shoving wood splinters up the XWH voodoo doll's behind since I read your last insufferable, unnecessary e-monologue. Do you have hemorrhoids yet?
BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.
ButterflyGirl ( member #38377) posted at 4:27 PM on Thursday, April 18th, 2013
Dadtryingtocope ( member #36726) posted at 6:53 PM on Thursday, April 18th, 2013
I have now resorted to acronyms that she could guess at but it could be a number of answers. I write it on my monthly check to make me feel good.
So for example:
YAAGCB = You are a greedy crazy bitch
You get the idea. I can pretty much put whatever I want. She can't decipher any of it for sure. It makes me feel good and chuckle because she knows it's not something nice, she just doesn't know what it says. Each month I change it up.
Oh I should of prefaced it by saying she hates being called any kind of name. Even when we were married if I said just "bitch" she could fly off the handle. Not that I said it more than maybe a few times in 15 years. But she had a very short fuse on name calling. So this is my little bit of fun and torment. I'm so bad.
BH me 47
WW her 39
DDay 8-17-12
2 kids (13, 10)
Filed for D 9/14/12
Divorced 4/17/13
She - engaged 5/13 married 9/13
Luvlyla ( member #38692) posted at 9:28 PM on Thursday, April 18th, 2013
Brilliant thread!!
I'm no good at it though, i couldn't resist ending a very tense conversation about DD with:
"its been great talking with you" = fuck you and don't call me unless you've something concrete to actually say.
When he's your Romeo,
and you're not his Juliet,
it means you are Rosaline
- and you survive the play.
Phoenix1 ( member #38928) posted at 2:23 AM on Friday, April 19th, 2013
This thread is awesome, and just the type of humor I need right now! Thank you!
fBS - Me
Xhole - Multiple LTAs/2 OCs over 20+yrs
Adult Kids
Happily divorced!
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. ~C.S. Lewis~
meaniemouse ( member #10798) posted at 6:06 AM on Friday, April 19th, 2013
I'll think about it. = No fucking way; I'd rather poke out my own eyeballs.
Of course. = No fucking way; you're an even bigger dumbshit than I thought for even asking me.
Whatever works. = No fucking way; there is nothing that you can do or say that will ever again work for me. If that ever changes I have someone on call that will hit me in the head with a hammer.
Act as if what you do matters. It does. William James
gonnabe2016 ( member #34823) posted at 6:25 AM on Friday, April 19th, 2013
I write it on my monthly check to make me feel good.
She can't decipher any of it for sure. It makes me feel good and chuckle because she knows it's not something nice, she just doesn't know what it says. Each month I change it up
O.M.G!!!! THAT is some funny shit!!!
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
gonnabe2016 ( member #34823) posted at 9:00 PM on Saturday, April 20th, 2013
I told him I was not vacating (i.e., PC for go fuck yourself)
I have to contribute this one from Phoenix1's recent thread....
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
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