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kernel (original poster member #27035) posted at 2:42 AM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
I don't think we've done these in a while. Made me howl! 
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-30-most-hilarious-autocorrect-struggles-ever
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
Lyonesse ( member #32943) posted at 2:47 AM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
After reading these, I don’t know if I’d rather make bitchgobblet potatoes or suction the kids tonight!
inconnu ( member #24518) posted at 3:38 AM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
omg! dying over here. tears running down my cheeks.
There is no joy without gratitude. - Brené Brown
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:39 AM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 3:54 AM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 5:11 AM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
Made my mouth hurt. from laughing.
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 6:51 AM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
I'm so glad I turned off my auto turducken.
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
woundedby2 ( member #18522) posted at 7:54 AM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
I now know it is nearly impossible to eat a bowl of Lucky Charms while you are laughing so hard that tears are rolling down your cheeks and your nose is running.
I haven't had a good laugh like that in ages.
In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Unagie ( member #37091) posted at 8:45 AM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
Oh God my sides hurt. That was amazing.
lieshurt ( member #14003) posted at 1:52 PM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
No one changes unless they want to. Not if you beg them. Not if you shame them. Not if you use reason, emotion, or tough love. There is only one thing that makes someone change: their own realization that they need to.
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 4:55 PM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Tred ( member #34086) posted at 5:52 PM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
That should have a warning on it to not read at work! Had to close the door to my office
Married: 27 years (14 @JFO) D-Day: 11/09/11"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)
itainteasy ( member #31094) posted at 7:42 PM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
"A song of boners"
HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 7:55 PM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
Seriously. I almost hurt myself laughing.
My favorite:
"I was just masturbating and it's SO relaxing..."
"Awkward"
"OMG! I meant menstruating"
"No less awkward"
"OMFG! Meditating! What is wrong with this phone???"
Bahahahaha
Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.
NotDefeatedYet ( member #33642) posted at 8:02 PM on Monday, June 3rd, 2013
I was typing out ATT Uverse on my phone to a forum. It autocorrected 'Uverse' to 'ubersexual'. I corrected it fast enough, but seriously, who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?
"It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."
Lucky ( member #6864) posted at 2:08 AM on Tuesday, June 4th, 2013
♥ WINE - the other fruit juice! ♥
MissD ( member #39377) posted at 4:09 AM on Wednesday, June 5th, 2013
Crescita ( member #32616) posted at 5:15 PM on Wednesday, June 5th, 2013
who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?
Can't remember what I was typing, but I've gotten that autocorrect too. Seriously, why?
“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning
idiot85 ( member #38934) posted at 5:34 PM on Wednesday, June 5th, 2013
I love autocorrect fails-
"Yeah I have the penis"
"Penis!!"
"Penis!!"
"Effing penis not penis"
"Never mind"
I hadn't even replied haha
I had another one saying "the hotdog's online" i was like 'huh?" The reply was just "i hate this phone" haha
Oh and I texted my sister "He won't want to come- he's more into rape music" - epic fail.
BH-32 (me)
WW-31
Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur.
MissesJai ( member #24849) posted at 10:27 PM on Wednesday, June 5th, 2013
44
Happily divorcing..
My Life is Mine!!!!
#BlackLivesMatter
Don't settle for no fuck shit....
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