First time living in a hollowed-out fruit:
first time? like there are more times my kids will live in hollowed out fruit?? dayum, we'd better get us some miracle grow..quick. that or start stalking the gardener that grows the worlds biggest zucchini.
wonder if it's cheaper than a one studio apartment?
have to have watermelon wifi.
rutabaga room room with a view?
spacious speckled squash, no smokers or pets.
fixer upper fig, solid foundation
cute cucumber, one owner, clean.
room to grow guava, wood floors.
cute cantaloupe cottage, needs work.
bungalow bananna
gorgeous grape getaway, mature landscaping
bigger than it looks leeks, perfect for retired or single person
single story strawberry, level lot
ritzy raspberry retirement community. just a branch away from your peers. all amenities provided, NEW juice bar included!
ka-mai
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Kids on the playground can be so cruel. “Get off the swings you’re like 50, and stop talking about Soundgarden, we don't even know what that is."
