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She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 2:12 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
OMG....I had to post this guy's ad.... now...if any of you ladies get all hot and bothered...I will get you the contact info...I had to really restrain myself on this one.... 
I'm Joe Blow (name changed to protect the ignorant). I'm 27 and single. I've been single for 9 years. I'm looking for a nice girl to chat with and see if we hit it off. I'm caring, nice, funny and an overall good person to be around. I'm not good at describing myself, so anything you wanna know feel free to ask. I doubt anyone will be interested because I make little money, have no car or license and I live with my mom. if it gets that far I have a below average size penis and I'm not good at sex because I don't have much experience. I also smoke marijuana. if any ladies are still interested after all that, shoot me an email and we'll talk.
Be still my heart.... 
[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 8:13 PM, July 16th (Tuesday)]
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
ExposedNiblet ( member #30803) posted at 2:24 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
clralb ( member #17185) posted at 2:26 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
Sounds like someone playing a joke.
"To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."
Buddha
She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 2:30 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 2:35 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
If you are looking for a more ONS kinda relationship with an "Austin Powers hairy" 50+ flat-assed man with a pitch fork, there was another ad that caught my attention....it said:
my meaty butt just out doing some farming
wanna farm with me? who wants to throw some hay around?
It showed a pic of a gentleman completely naked facing away from the camera showing off his hairy movie screen butt while he is holding a pitch fork!!
Yum Yum YUM!!! 
Be happy I spared ya'll the picture! 
[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 8:35 PM, July 16th (Tuesday)]
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
Kajem ( member #36134) posted at 3:26 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
That's what I need to visit.. Craigslist dating ads.... it will be a way to keep me from dating.
Too funny.... and thanks for sparing us the picture.
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - UnknownRelationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
damncutekitty ( member #5929) posted at 3:38 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
I actually met my SO on Craig's List. 
12/18/15 found out my now EX boyfriend was trolling CL for underage girls. From the cops. The fun never stops.
Snapdragon ( member #4286) posted at 3:44 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
DCK, we will forgive that of you because we know and love you! 
Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.
"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink
Griefstricken25 ( member #29183) posted at 4:00 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
Me!
3 amazing kidlets
To WXH "Now you're just somebody that I used to know." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
D-day and separation - June, 2009
Divorced - December, 2011
persevere ( member #31468) posted at 4:02 AM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
DCK meeting her SO that way is what caused me to consider CL but when I checked it out I couldn't find anything worth considering. I'm in LE and CL has a dangerous rep. But it worked for DCK so there is a chance to meet someone great there.
DDay:2011
Status: D 2011
Remarried to a kind and wonderful man - 2017
Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K.
peridot ( member #18334) posted at 1:36 PM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
I just love Craigslist lol.
I go there sometimes when I need a laugh.
I think...therefore, I'm single.
It is what it is.
lostmommy ( member #33440) posted at 2:36 PM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
I have a below average size penis and I'm not good at sex
At least he fully disclosed his shortcomings. Pardon the pun!
Me (BS): 32, Mommy to J: 2 1/2 Divorced: 4/10/13
Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes, in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself
She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 3:41 PM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
Well, until he got to that last part, I thought it was Piper's sperm donor.... but he doesn't have any shortcomings in the sex or size department....
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
feelsgaslighted ( member #19290) posted at 4:02 PM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
He should add his theme song is "The Way I Are" by Timbaland, he's a keeper..... 
Williesmom ( member #22870) posted at 4:04 PM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
My personal favorite is the guys whose only requirement is:
"looking for a woman with a nice rack."
A real thinker there.
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright
She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 4:31 PM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
I have come to find there are an overwhelming amount of ads for men in search of a submissive female looking to be dominated..... YIKES. 
And, this is how serial killers are born..... 
[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 10:32 AM, July 17th (Wednesday)]
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
fraeuken ( member #30742) posted at 4:33 PM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
Could it be that somebody is playing a prank on this poor guy and posted this?
Maybe his mom..
Temporarily independent with the whole world at my feet.
UndecidedinMA ( member #33732) posted at 6:53 PM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
Oh please tell me he has a pic naked to the waist smirking in the bathroom mirror!!
Oh even better his penis next to a beer can
ME - BSO
Him - FWSO
OW - DBC Xwife
DDAY 09/14/11 ONS w/DBCxWOW with 4 mos EA
Solidly in R
cmego ( member #30346) posted at 10:08 PM on Wednesday, July 17th, 2013
Oh even better his penis next to a beer can
Wha????
Although I have received a pornographic email...I have yet to receive any...errr...photos of beer cans.
me...BS, 46 years old.
Divorced
UndecidedinMA ( member #33732) posted at 2:49 AM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
cmego - if you go on CL and like I did accidentally move highlight to casual encounters insead of cars for sale
Holy crap - guys with like cans next to their junk. Gee I am as big as REALLY!!!!
Needless to say I backed away slowly
ME - BSO
Him - FWSO
OW - DBC Xwife
DDAY 09/14/11 ONS w/DBCxWOW with 4 mos EA
Solidly in R
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