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She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 2:58 AM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
OMG......a coke can???? Seriously???
Um....I went through childbirth....no thank you!!!!
That will make you go from zero to lesbian in 2.5 seconds!! Faster than you can say PEPSI!!! 
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
OnceInALifetime ( member #26023) posted at 3:16 AM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
Hey, I get where he's coming from. He's just getting all the shit out there so there are no surprises down the road. Utterly honest fellow. I say he's a keeper. Size don't matter, whether it be a paycheck or a penis (right?).
Could you imagine what dating sites would be like if people were completely honest in their profiles? Kudos to this brave man. I aspire to be more like him.
You know how on the dating sites you have to come up with some little headline to catch everyone's attention? Usually it's some pithy verse from some long dead poet. Mine should read: "Free dinner"
As for what I'm typically doing on a Friday night? Watching old Star Trek reruns in my underwear.
You know, if some woman actually reaches out to this man, she won't be disappointed
She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 3:24 AM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
You know, if some woman actually reaches out to this man, she won't be disappointed
No....she will be HOLLOW! 
On a lighter note....if she had ever dreamed of being a human hand puppet....all of her dreams will come true!!! 
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
OnceInALifetime ( member #26023) posted at 3:30 AM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
Human hand puppet? Illogical. Explain.
(I just watched a Star Trek episode, in case you couldn't tell)
OnceInALifetime ( member #26023) posted at 3:36 AM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
Oh, and in case it wasn't obvious, I was JOKING about this guy being a keeper.
It's been known to happen that my attempts at wit are sometimes taken seriously...
She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 1:19 PM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
Well...people that say size DOES matter are right AND wrong! Size is nice to a point...but then it gets to the "I-don't-need-a-dentist-I-have-one-thanks" point.... 
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 3:06 PM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
Weeeeelllll... honesty IS on my list of must haves - I will give him kudos for that.
OR... maybe this IS the Disney version of himself????
I just had snorting belly laugh thinking of what X's real OLD profile would look like.
ETA: with photoshop you can't even trust coke cans anymore!!
http://www.mycokecancollection.com/antique-coke-bottle-cigarettelighter/
[This message edited by StrongButBroken at 9:09 AM, July 18th (Thursday)]
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
lieshurt ( member #14003) posted at 3:13 PM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
OMG......a coke can???? Seriously???
I've also seen them use a can of Aqua Net.
No one changes unless they want to. Not if you beg them. Not if you shame them. Not if you use reason, emotion, or tough love. There is only one thing that makes someone change: their own realization that they need to.
She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 4:23 PM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
I've also seen them use a can of Aqua Net.
Okay.... that made my spleen hurt...
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
million pieces ( member #27539) posted at 6:02 PM on Thursday, July 18th, 2013
Completely honest first date
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vawa2t1m5kI
Me - 52 D-Day 2/5/10, separated 3 wks later, Divorced 11/15/11!!!!
UndecidedinMA ( member #33732) posted at 12:48 AM on Friday, July 19th, 2013
Lies - now that guy would be a keeper!!!
ME - BSO
Him - FWSO
OW - DBC Xwife
DDAY 09/14/11 ONS w/DBCxWOW with 4 mos EA
Solidly in R
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