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unfound (original poster member #12802) posted at 2:41 AM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
....or so I thought.
But damnit, I've researched flaming goats, body hair of all types, and labias.
I videoed ds15 chasing a beaver in the back yard with a broom. *AFLAC is now requiring proof for any potential claims from us now.
I've surfed the web enough to get pretty caught up on what the cool kids are saying and doing.
I've come to the conclusion that if I let my hair grow out for about 6 months, I'll have that neat ombre look, but by then it'll be out of fashion.
and...
Discovered that if I shake my phone when it's ringing, it diverts calls. Who knew?? Good if I want to ignore someone, bad if I'm just dancing to my own ringtone before I see who's calling.
Wasted day? I think not.
ka-mai
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Kids on the playground can be so cruel. “Get off the swings you’re like 50, and stop talking about Soundgarden, we don't even know what that is."
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 2:50 AM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
Who knew that doing nothing productive could be so productive?? 
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 2:59 AM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
You made me laugh out loud all day.. which I needed by the way. Consider it public service. 
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 3:02 AM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
unfound (original poster member #12802) posted at 3:08 AM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
Oh dear sweet meta... you're so easily amused . And so good at helping me justify my lack of motivation. 10,000 points to you.
jrc. Deal. Bring a broom. Beavers, as it turns out, are very irritable and mean and can hide in gardens where you can't see them. Just a heads up.
ka-mai
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Kids on the playground can be so cruel. “Get off the swings you’re like 50, and stop talking about Soundgarden, we don't even know what that is."
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:24 AM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 3:47 AM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 5:12 AM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
Flaming goats; body hair; labias; beavers...
I don't even want to get into the mental image I have going on now... 
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 3:17 PM on Friday, July 26th, 2013
'Course if you don't want to do that, I know a thread where they are talking about bleaching .... other .... things 
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
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