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lynnm1947 (original poster member #15300) posted at 3:43 PM on Thursday, August 1st, 2013
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage."
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
lieshurt ( member #14003) posted at 3:56 PM on Thursday, August 1st, 2013
No one changes unless they want to. Not if you beg them. Not if you shame them. Not if you use reason, emotion, or tough love. There is only one thing that makes someone change: their own realization that they need to.
painpaingoaway ( member #27196) posted at 7:12 PM on Thursday, August 1st, 2013
Hahaha! It took me a minute, but I got it! 
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
sad12008 ( member #18179) posted at 11:54 PM on Thursday, August 1st, 2013
You can't fill a cup with no bottom.
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 2:02 AM on Friday, August 2nd, 2013
ppga, thanks for your bravery because it took me a minute ... maybe two. Definitely took me a second reading, s l o w e r and more deliberate reading.
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
noescape ( member #34888) posted at 3:26 AM on Friday, August 2nd, 2013
and the "wise wife of the year" award goes to....
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