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 Amazonia (original poster member #32810) posted at 1:13 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

During a conversation about meal planning and cooking in bulk...

SO: Space will be the biggest issue

Ama: full freezer?

SO: Yeah, keep it full of stuff that never gets used, lol

SO: But there is a sexing freezer in the garage I can rearrange

Ama: Uh........

SO: Second...

SO: Auto correct super fail there

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MovingUpward ( member #14866) posted at 1:15 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

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jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 1:47 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

I prefer sexing freezers.

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 Amazonia (original poster member #32810) posted at 1:49 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

Prefer it or them? and to what?

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jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 1:57 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

I don't know... I didn't think it thru.

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inconnu ( member #24518) posted at 2:00 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

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kernel ( member #27035) posted at 2:05 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

sexing freezers? Is this some new hipster thing? Any relation to twerking?

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Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 3:29 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

I think is was supposed to be sexting freezer--where you store your...oh, nevermind...

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:34 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

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TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 4:36 PM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

"Oh ... the shrinkage ..."

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wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 6:38 AM on Friday, September 13th, 2013

This is an 'auto speak' correct.

I'm a chick. I was texting my BFF about a Halloween costume. I'm typing, she tells me she's "talk texting" because she is driving.

I have an idea, it's a girl idea. I text it.

Then my beastie's reply comes back - 'you'd be better off as Russell Crowe'.

I have NO idea what her real reply was, but her phone corrected to I should be a dude. We haven't laughed that hard in a while!

[This message edited by wannabenormal at 12:38 AM, September 13th (Friday)]



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