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BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:05 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Beware all ye who enter here!
RULES:
1) before reading, use the restroom. dont say I didnt warn you!
2) do not read these at work, mostly because coworkers/bosses tend to look at you funny when you're laughing hysterically.
3) Make sure you're not trying to drink coffee or get a splatter proof laptop.
Okay...commence reading...
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:06 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
What halloween would be complete without a placenta cake?
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:09 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Things that are not cake.
Cars...
Beers...
Brownies...glued together with icing?
Or cupcakes floating in Jello. Poor cupcakes. 
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:12 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Let's play a game of "what is it"?
1)
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3)
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BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:13 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
4)
Harry Thing. 
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:17 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Peace Symbol:
Cakes with Ys:
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
Waiting4Daylite ( member #36213) posted at 3:17 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Oh I love these!!! This thread is my favorite next to Stupid Picture Fridays.
Okay, now to go back and closely look and guess. Be back in a bit.
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:20 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Things better left unsaid...
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:23 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:26 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Lost in translation:
"Hi, I'd like a cake, please, and could you put a 'happy birthday' plaque on it?"
"No, no, I mean one of those plastic things on a spike - you know, a 'happy birthday' pick?"
"Maybe we should start over."
"Could you write, 'Over the Hill' or 'Officially OLD' or something like that? This is for my husband, so it's ok if it's borderline rude."
"What the...? What is WRONG with you people? Look, my husband usually gets pie for his birthday, so I promised him that THIS year he'd get a REAL birthday cake..."
"I WASN'T FINISHED."
"But wow, you guys are fast."
[rubbing temples] "Look, I give up. Could you just give me a cake - any cake? No writing. Just grab one out of the case and hand it to me. Please."
"Which one? Oh, I don't care...how about the one with the chocolate flakes on it? Yes, that one. Yes, the flake. Thank you."
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:30 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
This category speaks for itself.
Really, Barbie?!
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:34 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Baby cakes;
Dear God
Why is it a monkey?
Go ahead, have the first slice...
FTW!
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:38 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
cakes to bring to your family reunion...
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:39 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
I don't want to eat them; I just want to order a couple. Loudly.
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 3:41 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Holy Sh*t... some of these are seriously scary!
Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:42 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Goal:
Reality:
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:43 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Goal:
Reality:
Goal:
Reality:
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:49 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
"Pumpkin inspired" cakes
Pumpkin Poo
aagh!
"It's Not Magma" Volcanoes of the Tomato Eggplant Isles!
melted face of the Kool-Aid guy
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:50 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Unfortunately, Homer's dream of being surrounded by beer and boobs was taking a decidedly sinister turn.
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad (original poster member #15334) posted at 3:51 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Later, under the cover of darkness, the Pipe Slugs made a break for it
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
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