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Zayda1 ( member #35387) posted at 4:58 AM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
I usually refer to "her" or by her given name. Her name seems to hit WH harder than any other name I have called her.
Married 10 years, together for 12 years
2 children (9 years & 6 years)
Discovery of PA 04/15/12 (It only lasted a "couple of weeks" but it still shattered my world.)
painfulpast ( member #41038) posted at 5:03 AM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
haha these are great!
for my OW? disease dripping whoreface
snailtrail
fat jigglewhore
so many - I can't think of them all right now 
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DDay - 12/2010
Fully R'd - I love my husband
LivinginLimbo ( member #35004) posted at 9:16 AM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Now that I finally know what she looks like, I nicknamed her Elephant Woman. 
BS - 65
WH - 63
Married 37 years
D-Day 2/12/12
D-Day 6/1/16 Caught him back online early enough that no physical contact took place but still devastating. This sucks.
curiouswiz ( member #34405) posted at 10:12 AM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Shitlicker... 
eachdayisvictory ( member #40462) posted at 12:47 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
I need one. Tattooed, self-righteous, called herself 'a good person' more times than I care to count, tiny in both height and frame, thinks herself very tough and experienced in the world.
Help me get a good one?
me, BW: 37
FWH: 38
together 19 years, M 13 years
Dday: Feb 2013
LTA for 2+years
children: 2 boys age 6 and 9
Reconciled
Nest2007 ( member #39532) posted at 1:19 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
I renamed OW about a week ago thanks to another thread similar to this that I read here: she is now officially GutterSlut McTrampyPants, or GSMTP for short :-)
Edited for a typo ;-)
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BS 35
WS 31
DD, only child
DDay: 06/09/13
End of TT/Full Disclosure 07/08/13
Reconciling. A stronger marriage now.
Psalm 37. It rocks my world. So does 140. Big guy upstairs has got it all figured out.
tigerlilly ( member #18913) posted at 2:11 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
M -18 yrs. S22 S19
DDay 12/18/06, divorced.
OW (former) friend and neighbor
"The problem is not moving mountains, but digging the ground that you're on." Jakob Dylan
Nailinmyforehead ( member #38427) posted at 2:19 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
My wife's AP is a wanna be biker, wanna be badass, redheaded bodybuilder who also is very short- my wife is 6'. His name is also Bob so I call him Bobby Badass, Ginger midget, Yukon Cornelius, Keebler Elf, but my favorite is- "Big Balls Bobby"
"Son, you've got the future- shining like a piece of gold, but I swear as we get closer- it looks more like a lump of coal"
Nailinmyforehead ( member #38427) posted at 2:22 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
- oh, and I forgot. When he let's his hair grow he has that really kinky hair that redheads have so I call him "Link"- Like Link from The Mod Squad.
"Son, you've got the future- shining like a piece of gold, but I swear as we get closer- it looks more like a lump of coal"
cupcakegirl ( member #33594) posted at 2:24 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Me:BS, 43
Him: SAH, 48
Married 21 years
DDay 1: 2007
First day of transparency in M: 10/17/11
Polygraph 1/13/12 passed!
Polygraph 7/8/12 passed!
Polygraph 2/4/13 passed!
Next Poly is 2/14 passed!
painfulpast ( member #41038) posted at 2:27 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
I need one. Tattooed, self-righteous, called herself 'a good person' more times than I care to count, tiny in both height and frame, thinks herself very tough and experienced in the world.
Help me get a good one?
Sounds like a badass oompa loompa
DDay - 12/2010
Fully R'd - I love my husband
Nailinmyforehead ( member #38427) posted at 2:43 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
eachday, how about "Beretta" since she seems to sound a bit like Robert Blake?
"Son, you've got the future- shining like a piece of gold, but I swear as we get closer- it looks more like a lump of coal"
heartbrokeninaz ( member #40779) posted at 2:51 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Buck toothed beaver (she is)
Retard
BW 51(me)WH 51DDay 1 07/31/13 ONS with whorenado DDay 2 05/09/14 texts to another woman (not returned)Dday 3 06 15/18 texting to meetup with a mutual friend not reciprocated. I live a real life fairy tale.
selkiescot ( member #23777) posted at 3:13 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
THE RHINO,,.....or the Filth. Either will do.
Love the GHostbuste pic. ROFLMBO
The truth shall set you free or reveal the name of the OW!
ME 57
WH 64
DDAYs TOO MANY
daughter 27
You give me gifts! I don't want your gifts I want the truth. That's the greatest gift.
1owner ( member #41157) posted at 3:22 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
GutterSlut McTrampyPants
That's too funny!
I've heard Skankopottomus
FightingBack ( member #34770) posted at 3:24 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
We both only refer to her as the beast. I will not tolerate her name.
Me 53
WH 58
Married 25 years
4 children S30,D24, S23,S21
D-Day Nov. 29, 2011
15 year affair with married employee.
Together trying to make sense of it all!
hopefulmother ( member #38790) posted at 3:38 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Fake-red headed immature whore with the man hands. fWH has referred to her as the emotional vampire. I prefer the emotional leech. But, when I am really angry it is usually "your fucking whore". I rarely swore like that...ever...Elementary teacher...so those words really shock even me when I say them.
Me-BW 44
WH-44 zugzwang
D-day 9-4-12
Major TT 8-14
Friends since 1993
Married 2004 with 2 children
My wedding band is a symbol of hope, forgiveness, love, and grace.
stongmomof3 ( member #41158) posted at 4:14 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
I call her Nanny McPhee she has a huge mole in her face and is ugly as a fucking goat. No that was not very nice I like goats.
She's a fucking wart on a goat.
Me 34 BS
Him 44 WS
3 EA, 1 PA each lasting over 7 months concurrently.
Are we in R? who the hell knows.
eachdayisvictory ( member #40462) posted at 4:58 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
oooh, thanks. I Like the idea of Baretta, it's just almost too cool for her. She is totally a fucking oompa-loompa too. Thanks!!!
me, BW: 37
FWH: 38
together 19 years, M 13 years
Dday: Feb 2013
LTA for 2+years
children: 2 boys age 6 and 9
Reconciled
Catwoman ( member #1330) posted at 5:18 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
I am the one who calls my Ex's FOW (they broke up years after we divorced) TwatWaffle. They both loathe each other now, but both if them left their marriages for each other. How's that workin' for you?
Cat
FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 27 and 24. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."
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