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 Chefj9 (original poster member #38604) posted at 7:25 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

So, I still go and look at OW's FB. She hasn't posted anything in months publicly until today. This is what she posted...

2/12 - thought of the day...

“The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.”

~Mahatma Ghandi

Today is the 2 year date that marks the first time they had sex.

I would never post a retort since we have been in NC since July. It has taken me too long (because I'm stubborn and l have to learn the hard way)to get to this point. But I would love to hear some of my fellow SI'ers wicked sense of humor on this one!

I need something to make me laugh on this most heinous day of the year.

ME - BS 50, Him - WS 46 trying to "R"
4 DD's - blended 26,16, 15 and 13
Multi DDays the grand finale 5/13/2013
From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all I'm intere

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StillLivin ( member #40229) posted at 7:29 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

After DD#2 I came to the decision to leave him.

I told him that forgiving him was the easy part, it was respecting him again that I was at a loss for.

Maybe something along those lines could be a possible retort.

"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014

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nomadlady ( member #41090) posted at 7:45 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

I'll take that Gandhi quote and raise her TWO Gandhi quotes!

"An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching."

"To believe in something, and not live it, is dishonest."

BS
DDay: September 2013
R

"My entire life can be described in one sentence: It didn't go as planned, and that's ok."

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Rebreather ( member #30817) posted at 7:45 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

The weak can never keep their pants zipped. Keeping your pants zipped is the attribute of the strong.

Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Rec'd.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi

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Fireflies ( member #40210) posted at 7:45 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think." Dorothy Parker

Me: BS
Him: WS
Go your way,
I'll take the long way 'round,
I'll find my own way down,
As I should.

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 Chefj9 (original poster member #38604) posted at 7:50 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

These are priceless.... Love it! Especially the about keeping their pants zipped. Oh how badly I want to post these.... I won't but it would be priceless to shut her ass down!

ME - BS 50, Him - WS 46 trying to "R"
4 DD's - blended 26,16, 15 and 13
Multi DDays the grand finale 5/13/2013
From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all I'm intere

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nomistakeaboutit ( member #36857) posted at 7:55 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

Vengeance is mine, sayeth The Lord.

Me: BH 65.........Her: WW 55
DD: 15.......DS: 12. (5 and 2 on DDay)
Married for six years.
DDay: 12-25-11 Divorced: 7-15-12
...................................

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prowoman ( member #40761) posted at 7:55 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

The weak can never keep their pants zipped. Keeping your pants zipped is the attribute of the strong.

If it were the OW in my situation I'd be tempted to post something like "Then you'll forgive me for saying you're a slimy fucking skank who has so little self-respect and self-worth that she has to go after a middle-aged married man who's only now with her because his wife kicked his poor ass onto the street because he's tainted now that he's been in you."

[This message edited by prowoman at 1:56 PM, December 12th (Thursday)]

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Cabot ( member #41485) posted at 7:58 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

"One man cannot do right in one department of life whilst he is occupied in doing wrong in any other department. Life is one indivisible whole."

-Gandhi


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 Chefj9 (original poster member #38604) posted at 8:30 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

Cabot. That one is brilliant. So tempting!

ME - BS 50, Him - WS 46 trying to "R"
4 DD's - blended 26,16, 15 and 13
Multi DDays the grand finale 5/13/2013
From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all I'm intere

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nomistakeaboutit ( member #36857) posted at 8:34 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

Or, you could take this angle:

It seems like you have become more spiritual and introspective over the past several years. I am happy for you and your new spirit,,so much so that I wrote you this poem:

"Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Go fuck yourself you stupid, ignorant bitch."

Me: BH 65.........Her: WW 55
DD: 15.......DS: 12. (5 and 2 on DDay)
Married for six years.
DDay: 12-25-11 Divorced: 7-15-12
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MediumRare ( member #35128) posted at 8:39 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

"A relationship is for two, but some bitches are too dumb to count."

BS (ME): 44
WS(HER): 42
9 years
OM#1- 20-something loser, stole bunch of my things after she had sex with him in our bed (no condoms, STDs)
OM#2- 24 year old, unemployed loser, lives with mom & dad
DDay 1/2012
NC 3/20/2012
SGASDay 4/1/2012

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 Chefj9 (original poster member #38604) posted at 8:43 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

^^^^^ <3 this

ME - BS 50, Him - WS 46 trying to "R"
4 DD's - blended 26,16, 15 and 13
Multi DDays the grand finale 5/13/2013
From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all I'm intere

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foreverchanged61 ( member #36931) posted at 9:02 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

Love these!

me:BS-41
Him:WS-41
Married 18 years
DS-16
DD-14
D-Day 11/2010
Trying hard at R
OW 29 (27 then) SAHM pure white trash

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7yrsflushed ( member #32258) posted at 9:05 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

This thread is full of awesome! I like them all but mediumrare's has me dying over here.

D-day 5/24/11
BH = Me
2 children
The first true sense of calm I felt in YEARS was when I filed for D...
Divorced 9/2/14 and loving life!

posts: 2231   ·   registered: May. 24th, 2011   ·   location: VA
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Ascendant ( member #38303) posted at 9:15 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

"Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Go fuck yourself you stupid, ignorant bitch."

Bwahahahahahah.

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WeepingBuddhist ( member #39139) posted at 9:22 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

I love all these!!!

Me: BS 46
Him: unimportant
D Day:4-27-13
DIVORCED!!! 2-20-14

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headdesk ( member #40787) posted at 10:47 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

[URL=http://imgur.com/0vFznuI][/URL]

[This message edited by headdesk at 4:48 PM, December 12th (Thursday)]

Me: 39
WH: 42
DDay:Sep 19 2013 (only TT of EA)
Oct 4th 2013 revealed PA through snooping.
Marred 16 years, together for 20. Looking to R at this time. We have awesome kids (12/14).

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 Chefj9 (original poster member #38604) posted at 11:12 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

Oh my. That is brilliant. That one I may have to post. Privately of course

ME - BS 50, Him - WS 46 trying to "R"
4 DD's - blended 26,16, 15 and 13
Multi DDays the grand finale 5/13/2013
From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all I'm intere

posts: 476   ·   registered: Mar. 2nd, 2013   ·   location: Texas
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brokendancer7 ( member #39911) posted at 11:16 PM on Thursday, December 12th, 2013

Y'all are so clever! It feels good to laugh!

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