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She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 8:55 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
lynnm1947 ( member #15300) posted at 8:59 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
Now that's a neat addition to your resume!
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
HUFI-PUFI ( member #25460) posted at 9:09 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
Don’t listen to your head, it’s easily confused. Don’t listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.
lostmylight55 ( member #33517) posted at 11:43 AM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
Don't feel too bad,
I think I set off my Gas/Co detector this morning. It's happened a couple times before where the thing went off and couldn't figure out why. Even had a guy come out to check the fire place for a gas leak – Nope, just me.
[This message edited by lostmylight55 at 5:44 AM, January 30th (Thursday)]
"No marital environment *leads to* an affair. Bad marriages lead to discussion, therapy, separating or divorcing. People of low character, (low) morals, and (no) integrity lead to affairs – LostAngry
gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 12:21 PM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
How about some more beans Mr. Taggert?
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
lynnm1947 ( member #15300) posted at 1:53 PM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
Lola2kids ( member #32789) posted at 2:44 PM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
For me it's crock pot - pot roast.
I use Lipton Onion Soup mix for the sauce.
Whew.
Killin' myself here.
Luckily I have air freshener in my desk.
BS: (Me) 48
Kids: twins DD(11)
D-Day April 18, 2011
Him:out Sept. 11, 2011
He moved an ocean away June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"
itainteasy ( member #31094) posted at 3:31 PM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
Shelly, I let one go last night...silent...and across the room my fiance said "JESUS CHRIST was that YOU?" and then he gagged and ran out of the room.
I couldn't stop laughing. 
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 4:10 PM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
StillLivin ( member #40229) posted at 4:19 PM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
Ok, folks, I have homework to do, so my last post and then I'm closing out the window! 
Funny story as follows:
My STBXH has horrible gas. And usually the silent ones.
I MEAN HORRIBLE.
So I was slowly waking up, when this Godawfulnasty stench hit my nose.
I almost retched. I mean EWWWWW. I NEVER have bad smelling gas. Just air. Well, unless I'm really sick and have eaten something I probably shouldn't have. I usually juice more than I eat, so gas has NOT been a problem in years for me.
I was so mad at him, because he always liked to leave me some of his stench and take off out of the room laughing. Yuck.
I jumped out of bed ready to really let him have it with some choice words.
And.....
I was all alone. He had left for work hours before; it was my day off!
"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 5:52 PM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
I was all alone. He had left for work hours before; it was my day off!
So you just decided to ... fart around? 
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
dontknowwhyme ( member #21587) posted at 9:28 PM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
To be mean to my kids I will let one go and then ask the kids if they smell popcorn. It is a natural reaction to take in a big wiff to check for popcorn smell. They don't think it is funny.
BS 38
FWW 37 (fireandice)
Married 13 Years - Together 20
D-Day1:Jan 08 (EA OM#1)
D-Day2:8-15-08 (EA/PA OM#2)
DS12, DS9
D-Day3:11-3-10
Divorced 1-27-11
Remember, you don't drown from being thrown in the water. You drown from staying in it.
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