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refuz2bavictim ( member #27176) posted at 11:38 PM on Friday, August 11th, 2017
Wait a minute here... after all the kibble I ate, the sole you offered and the fish you murdered, you expect me to exchange your fart filled carcasses to be accepted for my hard leftover bits? Do I understand this correctly? Because we finally agree on a sole and I offered more bits and now I get a dead goldfish killed by excessive CO little 2? I'm going to have to reevaluate my bits to kibble ratio. There seems to be some inflatulation I have to consider.
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 11:40 PM on Friday, August 11th, 2017
Oh the sole is in the mail already. FartEx. I was only talking about the inflatulation.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
SoulCrushed16 ( member #53364) posted at 11:41 PM on Friday, August 11th, 2017
Can I offer blood or my son's left over broccoli? I mean I ate all the gold fish last night, yes the whole box NTV... so that's all I have to offer for the kibbles.... can you except that or would rather have the blood??? Does it matter where it comes from??
ETA... for spelling
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"The best day of my life is the rest of my life without you " --- SC16
SoulCrushed16 ( member #53364) posted at 11:43 PM on Friday, August 11th, 2017
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦ㇿ 7;♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀A 039;🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦ㇿ 7;♀️!!!
"The best day of my life is the rest of my life without you " --- SC16
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 11:43 PM on Friday, August 11th, 2017
Can I offer blood
Hey, so I'm stilling looking for the vampire to make me immortal, but if you're stilling willing afterwards, then I think maybe we can cut a deal. How many flatulated goldfish bodies are you asking for?
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
MadOldBat ( member #44146) posted at 11:52 PM on Friday, August 11th, 2017
Stop looking for Vampire immortality NTV ......
Here comes the Mad Old Bat, who can make you feel very very old (if not actually immortal)
💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞& #128158💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
I'm sprinkling ego kibbles on my fly-by......
💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞& #128158💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
there must be hundreds
Keeping my chin(s) up whilst getting divorced.
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 11:55 PM on Friday, August 11th, 2017
....not sure if those are ego kibbles or bloody vampire fangs....
....debating.....
....counting..... 1...2....3..4...4...4... dammmit, can't count any higher.... shoulda bought the damn parrot.... bet he could count...
....debating....
Donation Accepted!
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
refuz2bavictim ( member #27176) posted at 11:58 PM on Friday, August 11th, 2017
Are we talking methane here?
Because if so, can we agree that the bits of my kibble become beans that are ultimately traded for methane filled soles?
That I can use to make more kibble. The circle of life. Cue Elton John music.
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 12:01 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Are we talking methane here?
Because if so, can we agree that the bits of my kibble become beans that are ultimately traded for methane filled soles?
That I can use to make more kibble. The circle of life. Cue Elton John music.
My master plan seems so simple when laid out like that.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
Valentinessucks ( member #46486) posted at 12:01 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Every class needs a clown.
(I remember spending a LOT of "time outs" in the hallway at school for being such).
Thank you, NTV, for being ours! 
Me: BS, 52 Him: WS, 68
Married 30 yrs; DDay E/A, 5/2012
2nd DDay, again E/A, broke NC 2/2014 Reconciling.
MadOldBat ( member #44146) posted at 12:02 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Cue Elton John music.
......
NTV is the Rocket Man, right?
MOB
Keeping my chin(s) up whilst getting divorced.
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 12:02 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Valentinessucks, I'm sorry, but that doesn't fit in the ego-kibble format accepted at Walmart.
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BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 12:11 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
OK, guys! It's time to ramp this pledge drive up! WE HAVE TO COLLECT THOSE KIBBLES!!!!
We need you to reach in and dig REAL, REAL DEEP!
CALL IN!!! CALL IN!!! WE HAVE PEOPLE READY TO TAKE YOUR KIBBLES!
The next 14 donors get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!!!!!!
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Neverbeblindagain ( member #58260) posted at 12:20 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Your in luck! Why just today i was playing in the kitch and decided i need to make homemade 99.9% organic kibble! Its 99.9% because i dont beleive in free range anything. Who knows where those things have been when your not watching?
Want the recipe so you will nevr run out again?
1/2 flattery
3 cup innuendos
1 1/2 cup charming smile
2 cups awesome physique
1 cup twinkle eyes
2 1/3 amazing personality
2 tbs good smelling stuff (perfume or cologne is best)
Now just mix that all in the blender til it transitions from chunky crap to nice and smooth crap.
Put it in any old mold you have laying around and bake at 350 for 20 minutes.
I only have 2 kiddles left after giving the batch to orphans but you can have those as well
LTA with slutisourus/2DDAYs
Fuck his lies and fuck the lies I told myself that kept me trapped.
Divorced the narcissist and bloody loving it.
" years of love have been forgot
In the hatred of a minute" edgar Allen poe
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 12:22 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Neverbeblindagain, sure! where are they?
and great recipe!
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
Skan ( member #35812) posted at 12:56 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Can I have a cat fish instead?
Imagine a ship trying to set sail while towing an anchor. Cutting free is not a gift to the anchor. You must release that burden, not because the anchor is worthy, but because the ship is.
D-Day, June 10, 2012
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 1:01 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Adlam, what do you think? Can we send catfish?
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BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 1:24 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
I'm here notthevictem!!!
Just getting back from my son's playoff game.
Lots of ego kibbles being thrown his way by all the girls watching on the sidelines. Could of been a mountain in your backyard if you could have claimed them. Oh well.
Gonna take some time now to go back and count how many kibbles you've amassed so far.
I know how hard you find it to count. Bout as hard as you find it to spell. Plus we can't count on thatbpguy. Did you know that he lost his bedside alarm clock yesterday? I fear he'd lose count as easily as he lost his clock in his locked up home at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Keep calling in those ego kibbles everyone.
I'm gonna go through my evidence of ego kibbles myself.
First one = don't worry that you can't chat tonight babe. I know how busy you are. How hardworking and responsible you are babe.miss you. Mwahhhhh Mwahhhhh!! 
Notthevictem (original poster member #44389) posted at 1:26 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Two kibbles donated 4kids, great job! You dead goldfish is on the way!
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
4kids ( member #57436) posted at 1:33 AM on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
But I thought you didn't like fish?
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