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Tallgirl ( member #64088) posted at 3:53 AM on Wednesday, April 24th, 2019
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 12:57 PM on Wednesday, April 24th, 2019
I think it's just a politically correct, legal, and approved way for the government of Candyland to effectively discriminate against dragons and try regulate them and keep them down.
Most likely!
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Tallgirl ( member #64088) posted at 4:58 PM on Saturday, April 27th, 2019
I had a traumatic event at work. A man whom I work with and whom is on the bottom half of my like list was tying his shoes in the hall. I had to go past him to get to my meeting. I did say “hey”.
My eyes started to burn as I passed. Hairy butt crack syndrome.
If I had one word it would be. “BELT”
BELT BELT BELT BELT BELT BELT
How do I ever recover? Should I file for workers compensation due to trauma inflicted by lack of BELT
Like don’t you feel the breeze.
BELTERS responses preferred.
[This message edited by Tallgirl at 11:01 AM, April 27th (Saturday)]
Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 7:02 PM on Monday, April 29th, 2019
Belters like in the Expanse?
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
steadychevy ( member #42608) posted at 12:45 PM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2019
So did that move him up the like list at all, Tallgirl? Yes. BELT. Or suspenders if a belt is inadequate to do the job.
BH(me)72(now); XWW 64; M 42 yrsDDay1-01/09/13;DDay2-26/10/13;DDay3-19/12/13;DDay4-21/01/14LTA-09/02-06/06? OM - COW 4 years; "dates" w/3 lovers post engagement;ONS w/stranger post commitment, lies, lies, liesSeparated 23/09/2017; D 16/03/2020
Tallgirl ( member #64088) posted at 2:44 AM on Wednesday, May 1st, 2019
He plumbered to the bottom. 
Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 1:00 AM on Thursday, May 2nd, 2019
Surprisingly that makes sense.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
Chili (original poster member #35503) posted at 1:05 AM on Thursday, May 2nd, 2019
Random musings:
4 flights in 2 days this past weekend.
Resulting affirmations:
1. Decreased faith in humanity.
2. Air travel continues to sucky suck at a rapid rate.
2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Took off flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
"Life teaches you how to live it if you live long enough" - Tony Bennett
Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 1:19 AM on Thursday, May 2nd, 2019
Yeah, i like to practice silent but deadly farts when I'm traveling by air. Usually while staring angrily at the back of the head of whoever is sitting in front of me.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
Chili (original poster member #35503) posted at 2:10 AM on Thursday, May 2nd, 2019
I knew it was you on that 3rd flight NTV. But I think I was behind you. Completely trapped in a window seat.
The fart exposure potential on those planes is incredible.
I actually did sit looking at the back of all the heads wondering if anyone from SI was on the flight.
So glad to know at least one of you was there.
2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Took off flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
"Life teaches you how to live it if you live long enough" - Tony Bennett
Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 9:25 PM on Friday, May 3rd, 2019
Aw, that wasn't me. I have a stunt double for the plane ride plans.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
Greeneyesbluezy ( member #58158) posted at 9:50 PM on Friday, May 3rd, 2019
I’m flying in an hour.
Oh please oh please don’t anyone fart.
I will seriously upchuck.
Stop right there, I already don't give a fuck.
Chili (original poster member #35503) posted at 10:51 PM on Friday, May 3rd, 2019
upchuck.
Is this not the most bestest word ever to describe that action? So perfect.
2012 pretty much sucked.
Things no longer suck.
Took off flying solo with the co-pilot chili dog.
"Life teaches you how to live it if you live long enough" - Tony Bennett
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 1:31 AM on Saturday, May 4th, 2019
Is this not the most bestest word ever to describe that action? So perfect.
Ya, unless your name is Chuck lol
Same with the name Will. And in every movie the command "Fire At Will!!!"
Geez what did Will do? Lmao
I still like:
"Tossing my cookies"
"Hurl"
"Yakking"
"Blowing chunks"
And well "Puke" just sounds so perfectly descriptive lol
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 1:32 AM on Saturday, May 4th, 2019
Talking of plane rides and gross stuff did anyone see the photo of the guy whose leg was ozzibg pus all over the floor of the plane?
That was nasty!
I'd take one of NTV's farts over that any day!
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 3:15 AM on Saturday, May 4th, 2019
Thanks dh! Let me know if you're ever running a fart deficit.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
JS84 ( member #48148) posted at 6:23 AM on Saturday, May 4th, 2019
lol it's not just you OP. I solved the problem though by not posting much at all. Gets tiring spending all that time to write and edit posts and feel like all you accomplished was wasting your own time. I just read others' posts and will either silently agree, disagree, or just absorb.
Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 6:40 PM on Saturday, May 4th, 2019
Really don't like that particular idea js. How but a deal between me and you?
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
Tallgirl ( member #64088) posted at 1:31 AM on Thursday, May 9th, 2019
Deep question. Why is there so much crap on Netflix.
Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 3:33 AM on Thursday, May 9th, 2019
Because you have too many options so your tastes have become too specific?
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
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