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tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 1:49 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Ex-shat text received today:
As I haven't heard back regarding your lawsuit I'm assuming you've decided to roll the dice. I will have my lawyer draw up and submit my counter suit.
Dear Ex-shat,
Um...I'm not filing a lawsuit. I'm asking the court to hold you in contempt because you are not fulfilling a provision of our divorce settlement. I'm not sure what there is to countersue. You have only to give cause as to why you have not paid me half of the 2012 tax refund that you agreed to pay me in our settlement. I don't know what lawyer you have found that is even letting you think you have a snowball's chance in hell of not paying me that refund...let alone that you would be able to get any money from me in a counter suit. Whoever this lawyer is...he/she is stealing your money.
I am no longer the co-dependent doormat that you left. I don't let you 'win' anymore to prop up your self-esteem and ego. These days, I don't choose a battle unless I know that I'm going to win. I will not be bullied by your bullshit. You do not scare me...for christ's sake, you are banging a barely literate stripper whore that you were stupid enough to get pregnant. You aren't scary, imposing, or powerful...you are just pathetic. So puhleeeeze, submit your countersuit. I will enjoy giving dramatic interpretive readings of it because it will be ridiculously over the top.
Seriously, though. Please find someone who will be reasonable with you and tell you to go work some OT so you can pay me what you owe me. You are going to look foolish if you show up in court.
So happily not yours,
Tesla
[This message edited by tesla at 7:50 PM, September 9th (Monday)]
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
inconnu ( member #24518) posted at 1:58 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
damn, PR's ex and yours - matching stupid bookends...
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stronger08 ( member #16953) posted at 2:08 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Just see his smug ass in court and see who has the last laugh. What a Dick !!!
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kernel ( member #27035) posted at 2:17 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Ah, tesla, I am so in the mood for a tesla's stupid X story - thanks! He's blowing smoke and doesn't even have a lawyer. Just fishing to see if you'll bite because he's worried. Poor thing - maybe you should throw him a brick (up side the head).
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
welcome14 ( member #26741) posted at 2:22 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Not to be a downer on your parade, and I'm sure you are very good at interpretive readings, but perhaps this calls for an expert in the sublimely ridiculous; Faith Fool's poet-ho-ess might do a better job.... 
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Someone I used to know- Him
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peridot ( member #18334) posted at 2:31 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
And we have another idiot!
Is there any way you could sneak a camera in court so we can all watch stupid?
I think...therefore, I'm single.
It is what it is.
PurpleRose ( member #33129) posted at 2:33 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Go ahead and "roll the dice" tesla. I'll bet you lunch that he gets the CRAPS kicked out of him in court.
Moron.
(and I don't think he really has a lawyer either - I'm betting dollars to donuts he is trying to bluff you out, make you think twice about this "lawsuit" you are "filing" so he is trying to use big boy words to scare you into dropping it.)
at the risk of sounding repetative.. Moron.
divorced the Dooosh 8/13
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Dance like nobody is watching,
Text and email like it will be used in court someday...
PurpleRose ( member #33129) posted at 2:36 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
and PS.. I know that his word choice is not really impressive, but I think it's hilarious that he's trying to bully you into backing down by saying such dumass things! He is trying to play with the big kids (hence his "big boy words") but unfortunately what few brain cells he had in the past have been sucked out of his brain due to close proximity to the stripper whore, the idiot magnet that she is.
divorced the Dooosh 8/13
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Dance like nobody is watching,
Text and email like it will be used in court someday...
StillLivin ( member #40229) posted at 3:10 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Ooooh, all I can say is "Wow, seriously?"
Good, the dumber they are the more they have to pay, in $$$ and in life!
"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014
Random thoughts ( member #2959) posted at 3:16 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
I bet if you knocked on his head it would have a hollow sound to it.
He would fit right in with the OZ characters, all you need is the flying monkeys.
P.S. What is the going rate for brains?
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caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 3:29 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
damn, PR's ex and yours - matching stupid bookends...
an expert in the sublimely ridiculous; Faith Fool's poet-ho-ess might do a better job.
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XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 3:34 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Bluff. Dude may be a tad on the illiterate side himself.
I guess he's been too busy getting a PHD in Arse Millinery to bother even reading the decree.
Does your L have any idea as to what he might even try to try on? I can't tell you the number of times my L (who was the associate/right hand to a Family court judge for years so has seen it ALL) has said "I honestly can think of NO angle he might be trying here - he is just blowing hot air".
Still annoying though.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 3:47 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
I would just love to sell tickets to our court date...he is such a grandiose fool these days.
As to what angle he is trying...he is trying one of two things...
1. sue tesla for the money he deposited in joint account after he left but before the D was final.
2. sue tesla for the money he is ahead on CS (he is ahead 1 month...which could very well be seen by a judge as a gift to Teslet...I just consider it a pre-payment because occassionally in my state that is how it goes down.) But honestly, he doesn't know he is ahead...he keeps no records other than some floating numbers he plucks from the haze of his pot smoking.
Neither of these has any legal traction except in his own entitled, deluded mind.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Catwoman ( member #1330) posted at 3:48 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
I find the right response when crickets won't do is "Well, you need to do what you need to do."
Why bother to try and educate him in the law. I find it much more amusing to imagine him running about and trying to sell this "countersuit" to every ambulance chaser within 30 miles. Or better yet, try do to this pro se (I find that extraordinarily amusing when my ex tries it).
Cat
FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 27 and 24. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 3:52 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Oh don't worry, Catwoman, he gets crickets from me unless he asks a question about Teslet.
I do find myself hoping he will go pro se on this. He's already given his "Why can't we just be adults about this?" speech to anyone that will listen. He has also told people that he has talked to my lawyer and that my lawyer has said that she has no idea why I'm doing this. 
It's. Just. Sad.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
ruinedandbroken ( member #29250) posted at 4:45 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Haha! I know you can't really send that response but it would be funny. What a dumbass!
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Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 5:21 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Oh scary... You are taking him to court and now he is "threatening" to * gasp* get a L!!! OMG! WHO would get a L for a court appearance except someone who means business??!! Oh, tesla, you should be scared because he is going to *gasp* respond to the court order!!! Oh! Run and hide girl!!
FTI (fuck that idiot...)
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
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Catwoman ( member #1330) posted at 10:16 AM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Unless he is pro se, he cannot just call up your attorney and discuss this. And your attorney (provided they are decent) would NOT opine anything to the opposing party.
My ex plays lawyer too. It is most amusing.
FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 27 and 24. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."
tushnurse ( member #21101) posted at 8:15 PM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
Um the mayor of Dumbville just called and is looking for their village idiot, they wanted to know if you have seen him Tesla.... 
Me: FBSHim: FWSKids: 23 & 27 Married for 32 years now, was 16 at the time.D-Day Sept 26 2008R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.
sparkysable ( member #3703) posted at 8:33 PM on Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
He has also told people that he has talked to my lawyer and that my lawyer has said that she has no idea why I'm doing this.
Does anyone in his life actually believe this shit?
D-day OW#1 2/2004;D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.
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