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 Lionne (original poster member #25560) posted at 12:41 AM on Sunday, January 5th, 2020

Not much action tonight. I'm upset about something and thought I needed a pick me up.

Tell me the best holiday jokes you heard this year...

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had very low elf esteem.

Me-BS-65 in May<BR />HIM-SAFWH-68<BR />I just wanted a normal life.<BR />Normal trauma would have been appreciated.

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outofsorts ( member #70701) posted at 3:43 AM on Sunday, January 5th, 2020

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

Me(BW): 40WH: 40 Married 7 years, together 20.
Dday 2/22/19 Reconciling

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outofsorts ( member #70701) posted at 3:51 AM on Sunday, January 5th, 2020

I thought this one was kind of funny too....

Q: What’s a good Christmas tip?

A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Me(BW): 40WH: 40 Married 7 years, together 20.
Dday 2/22/19 Reconciling

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Topic is Sleeping.
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