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My Aunt took the left boot of several pairs of his expensive boots to the salvation army and half the balance of his secret bank account. She took the right boot and the other half the money to good will. Boy he sure was mad when he got home from work.

i through the marital bed out the second story bedroom window on to the front lawn. the i went out and bought the bed and mattress i wanted, brought it home got it upstairs and put together by myself. Boy that caused a stir in my Stepford Style Suburban Hood.

Ostrich, I've always loved/cried with your posts. :)

I am coming clean..and I confessed to my WH..before that only a few knew, including my BFF from SI CallmeRed!

Last week, I made a midnight run to the bleached-blonde-white-trash-cum dripping-whore's house and spray painted SLUT on her fence posts..she lives along a very busy highway..

but it gets better..

The next day, I was wanting to enjoy it, so a coworker and I drove by there in his vehicle, and there she was, walking around her fence, on her cell phone, looking like she had Mad Cow Disease..she had a crazed look in her eye!

So sad for her, the police think she did it herself for attention!

Well, I cut off my nose to spite my face. The first thing I found out he purchased her was a $500 Coach purse. In a fit of tears and rage I pulled at least 15 Coach purses that I collected over the years and gave them all away. What I really fantasized about doing was dumping his 1000 bottle wine collection down the hillside, but I'm a chicken s--t!

A few months after final dday I had seen ow and her husband at my wh's Christmas party. it was a huge trigger!!! I texted ow "wow your husband isn't bad looking, we could pay you guys back" (I wasn't serious, I wouldn't do that, but damn it felt good) it really pissed her off and hurt her. Mission accomplished

I took a hammer to his boat and then spray painted it.

This was during our divorce. He seen it when he came over to the house.

He took pictures of it and told me he was going to let the judge know about that,lmao.

The boat was brought up at the last hearing.

My attorney also reminded the judge that my XH had shut off utilities, forced the house into foreclosure, my car got repoed and he was a deadbeat who wouldn't support his kids but supported the OW and her kids.

The judge laughed and told my XH that he could have his boat. The judge didn't do a damn thing to me.

WBF and I were living in different states at the time but I was visiting him when I found out about his whore. He had some things to attend to 1300 miles back home but since he had lost his license due to drinking, I was forced to make the round trip drive.

Late on the night of DD, after a few hundred miles of driving in absolute stony silence, I pulled into this shitty dump of motel, and screamed, "This looks like a GREAT place to FUCK! Go get us a room!"

Needless to say, the room had separate beds.

I'm not nearly as ballsy as most of you (sigh) but I was brave for ME!

I thought WH was having an affair with A. When I confronted him, he eventually admitted to being intimate with B . I thought he was lying. I thought B had lent her phone to A and it was A he was calling( for a lot of reasons - it's complicated) So, I marched into B's restaurant waving the phone bill and demanding to know WHO she had lent her phone to. Her H came to her defense and said the phone calls were due to WH helping them with their business. I was mad so I said, " and are you aware he is also helping himself to your wife??" in front of their customers. Too bad at the time I didn't know he was actually having affairs with BOTH A and B and trying to keep them apart. I might have been waving somethng besides a phone bill!!

Some of these are hilarious. Hexed, I choked laughing at the boots!!

I'm also not as brave as some of you...which is funny because my ex loves to tell me how crazy I am!

On DD, very late at night after I found out, I went and took every single article of his clothing (it took me like 20 trips) and dumped it on the lawn and shoved it into his car. The next day I hauled as much of his crap out of the house as I could, into the garage in a big pile. Then I took a big sharpie and wrote his name in bold letters and duck taped it to the top. Left the g. door open so he'd see it and take it. It's still sitting there, almost 5 months later.

Reading some of these, I think I should've started a nice little fire and torched it all.

I love all these. Wish I had done any of them. Really love the toothbrushes in the toilets!! I'm just a big chicken. He was being so hostile I didn't want to do anything that would give him reason, but he did it anyway. At least he can't name anything I did, although, there are still some things here he wants....... but it's past the time he can get things, so I'm thinking he won't get them. Unless he wants to buy them from me...... possession is 9 points of the law!

Easydoesit - LMAO at the poisoned food story! Hilarious!!

Rolling on the floor laughing about toothbrushes and poisoned food.

about a month after d-day he finished building the motor for one of the cars and the guys all came over for the install and the motor start. Me being me was right out there and videoed the whole thing. (This car was a complete resto, took 2 years) That was the Thanksgiving w/e. So the next couple of w/e were spent tuning and so one. I patiently waited. Plans were all made for the "road" test. So all the guys show up...they go outside, pull off the car cover..all excited and low and behold...the motor was GONE! Yup, with some help from my girls I pulled that motor right on outta there. Didn't take but a moment for him to realize what had happenned and the guys...well they knew I was pissed about something! LOL

If you give a girl a wrench...

[This message edited by girlsbird at 2:56 AM, September 1st (Saturday)]

I swished his toothbrush in the toilet EVERY day after he left for work so that it would be dry by the time he got back. And I don't feel the least bit guilty about it either.

When the keylogger showed me that he kept googling how people poison their spouses with food or whatever, I started making whatever food he had read about. Since the keylogger showed exactly how much time he spent on each page, I knew which ones he read in detail. It was hysterical. He even quit eating anything that I fixed him, he wouldn't drink any coffee I made, he wouldn't even eat a frozen dinner that I warmed up. A few friends knew what I was doing and we laughed our asses off about it when we'd listen to the VARs

OMG that is hilarious.

I printed a copy of the OM's face on A4 paper and then lined the cats' litter tray with it.

then I spent a fun weekend overfeeding the cats.

Can't really top the poisoned food story...that is some kind of funny. I didn't really do anything too bad (which I'm kind of glad of) but I did have unfettered access to her Ashley Madison account for all of the weekend after DDay (WW was at a HS reunion). I changed her profile (which she had put a LOT of work into, seriously, I wanted a woman like she described herself) to read that she was looking for someone to pay for a place to live, to pay for her country club and golf lessons, her car, etc. Then I started replying to all the men who were still e-mailing her (over 107 messages in her in box, she had to be popular). One had sent her some pics of himself erect in his tighty whitey underwear. I replied to his message as her, going into detail what I perceived was his shortcomings so to speak. For some reason he blocked her on his AM account after that...it was a bit therapeutic that first weekend, but in hindsight I wish I had gotten the contact details of every one of those "men" and outed them to their wives. I did send an e-mail to about 12 guys (all on the same TO: line) with their real names and contact info that I could find from my wife's secret gmail account she used to contact them, telling them that I had found out, and if I were them, I would now be worried about a very angry husband who has all their details. I hope that to this day they are still looking over their shoulder, or coming home to their wives wondering if that psycho husband from that hot AM girl they were chatting with had contacted them. I know one of them outed himself to his wife because he wanted to tell her before I did.

[This message edited by Tred at 6:40 AM, September 1st (Saturday)]

When the keylogger showed me that he kept googling how people poison their spouses with food or whatever, I started making whatever food he had read about. Since the keylogger showed exactly how much time he spent on each page, I knew which ones he read in detail. It was hysterical. He even quit eating anything that I fixed him, he wouldn't drink any coffee I made, he wouldn't even eat a frozen dinner that I warmed up.

LOL, I'm still laughing about this activity over a year later. It went on for a long time but what would crack us up on the VARs was when he'd come into the kitchen AFTER it was finished, opt for a frozen dinner (like it was going to hurt my feelings or something...LMAO) and then I would say, "You know, I made it EXACTLY like the recipe said." One time he asked, "Where did you get the recipe?" I answered, "Oh, online somewhere, I don't remember."

And then the microwave would beep that his frozen dinner was finished. It was REALLY hard not to laugh out loud. I could see that he was uptight and it was damn near impossible to keep a straight face. Sometimes after he left the room, I'd say something out loud to one of my non-present friends because I knew we'd be laughing about it later when we listened.

Ah, good times.

[This message edited by EasyDoesIt at 7:36 AM, September 1st (Saturday)]

Easydoesit - Ah yes, another great family story to share with the grandkids some day!

I love the food poisoning story LOL Right after I forced him to give me the password to his secret email account that I found , I changed the pw to cheating fuck. He had to ask me for it when we were sending some past emails from other people to the new account ( I had already blocked her). The look on his face when I told him it was priceless. In two different rages in front of him I took a hammer and smashed his phone and laptop to bits..it felt really good to smash those freaking things he had spent hours and hours using to contact his whore.

While I think the response to the "food poisoning" was funny...

doesn't anybody else think wh searching for ways to poison his spouse was/is SCARY as hell????

This is so funny. I loved the food poisoning one. I was really LOL. I did the toothbrush and toliet thing myself. Damn I thought it was so original of me.