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Divorce/Separation :
Seriously. I need to write a book.

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Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 7:22 AM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

Instead of "Divorce for Dummies," I'm thinking "Divorcing a Dummy."

Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU

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PurpleRose ( member #33129) posted at 7:23 AM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

The Idiot's Guide to Being an Asshat.

The Adventures of an ExShat, Where Fuckery Knows No Bounds.

How to Steal A Dog, Knock Up a Stripper Whore, and Live In A Car for Dummies.

(Subtitle: Oh, Wait. )

divorced the Dooosh 8/13
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Dance like nobody is watching,
Text and email like it will be used in court someday...

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Phoenix1 ( member #38928) posted at 7:34 AM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

The Life of a Fucktwit

Douchebaggery 101

Lessons From a Moron

How you, too, can be an idiot in a few simple steps!

fBS - Me
Xhole - Multiple LTAs/2 OCs over 20+yrs
Adult Kids
Happily divorced!

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. ~C.S. Lewis~

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Dagny07 ( member #16928) posted at 3:57 PM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

Communicating with the Ass End of an Ostrich

Me:BW Him: FWH E/A
M: 30 years, together 37 : both guilty of PAs 20+ years ago
CDay#1 Oct 06 (false); DDay#2 Oct 07 (truth from OW's BH)
R: Tenaciously optimistic

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Dagny07 ( member #16928) posted at 3:57 PM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

Communicating with the Ass End of an Ostrich

Me:BW Him: FWH E/A
M: 30 years, together 37 : both guilty of PAs 20+ years ago
CDay#1 Oct 06 (false); DDay#2 Oct 07 (truth from OW's BH)
R: Tenaciously optimistic

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 4:08 PM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

Are you there Karma, it's me ExShat.

Tears rolling down my face.

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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Random thoughts ( member #2959) posted at 4:14 PM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

Cry Poverty : The Douchebag Chronicles & Tales of an Asshattery.

Those three words are said too much and not enough.Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol.FWW

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cissie ( member #17637) posted at 4:22 PM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

"The Twat's Tale"

or

"A Tale of Two Twats"

or

"The Twat and the Douchebag"

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Pass ( member #38122) posted at 4:42 PM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

I recently wrote a song entitled, "Idiot without a Village". That could work for most of our books.

Divorced the cheater and living my best life now.

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous.

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Crescita ( member #32616) posted at 5:26 PM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

Defying reason: a life of delusion and disillusionment

“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning

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TrustGone ( member #36654) posted at 5:36 PM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

LMAO!!!!! . I have tears rolling down my face. Thanks for this!!!! My book will be titled, "You can't fix stupid"

XWH#2-No longer my monkey Divorced 8/15, Now married to a wonderful man.
"A person is either an asset or a lesson"
"Changing who you are with does not change who you are"

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Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 11:06 PM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

You may have to talk to Ron White about that one TG. He has a CD with that title.

BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.

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Gr8Lady ( member #36307) posted at 11:46 PM on Monday, August 19th, 2013

No title suggestion, but I have often thought my story is so ridiculous it wouldn't pass through a believable fictional storyline.

The comment.... You can't make this shit up, Absolutely

[This message edited by Gr8Lady at 5:49 PM, August 19th (Monday)]

BS: Me (70yo)FWH: HIM (72 yo)) serial infidelities over past 35 years
DD: Multiple unconfirmed until 2013

friends wife lasting 10 years. TT over a
year a year. Now his health is declining,
among the lack of communication.

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