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heartbroken_kk ( member #22722) posted at 5:45 AM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
yep. my idiot texted me "what is your address" as if it's not clearly written on the top of every single piece of paper I filed with the court and had served on him?
Like I'm gonna help you with that? It's no secret fuckhead!
I'm with you on the baffled part tesla. I mean, whuh? How? It just boggles. I'm going with the forcefield hypothesis. I like that kernel! 
FBW then 46, XWHNPDPAFTG the destroyer of my entire life. D-Day 1 '99, D-Day 2,3,4,5,6... '09-'11, D '15. I fell apart. I put myself back together. Forgiveness isn't required. I'm happy and healthy now, and MY new life is good.
StepAside ( member #29826) posted at 1:03 PM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
I vote for:
"it was yesterday...thanks! :)"
Me 48yrs, king of douchebagastan- 50yrs STD infected bankrupt NPD sociopathic drunk thief
countless A's, he is a predator that targets losers like himself
Last Dday 04/12/2010-Divorcing if/when his cumdumpsters lend him some $ or balls to file
Abbondad ( member #37898) posted at 1:18 PM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
Too funny...
I may have you beat, though. Just yesterday, as the clock is ticking down to WW's deadline to respond to my petition and get her paperwork in:
Scene: In "our" home.
Her: "Where are last year's tax returns?"
Me: "I told you before--where all returns have been for the last ten years, in the file cabinet."
Scene shifts to us standing in front of the file cabinet.
Her: "Where?"
Me: "In front of you."
Her: "Which drawer?"
Me: "Please leave."
Divorced April Fool's Day 2014
Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and through me.-Dune
tushnurse ( member #21101) posted at 5:01 PM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
Tesla, - poor fella someone should let him know so he can schedule the short bus pick up for that day. Certainly he has sniffed too much lead paint to be allowed to legally drive.... 
AD - You do realize one day you too will be able to look back at this stuff and chuckle at the insanity of it all. Right?
Me: FBSHim: FWSKids: 23 & 27 Married for 32 years now, was 16 at the time.D-Day Sept 26 2008R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.
sparkysable ( member #3703) posted at 7:38 PM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
I would check with the lawyer you were having draw up the countersuit, surely he/she knows.
This is my vote, with this thrown in as a P.S.:
Give me back my dog
D-day OW#1 2/2004;D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.
solus sto ( member #30989) posted at 9:40 PM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
I, too, think that, "Give me back my dog" should be added to every conversation, verbal or written. Just a nice, calm postscript to everything.
BS-me, 62; X-irrelevant; we’re D & NC. "So much for the past and present. The future is called 'perhaps,' which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to let that scare you." Tennessee Williams
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 11:17 PM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
Hmmm....tomorrow ex-idiot is picking Teslet up for the afternoon until I'm done with practice...don't know how I'm going to handle it if he asks me point blank about when and where our court date is. I highly doubt I'm going to be able to mask my "What? The? Fuck?" attitude. Oh well. Maybe he could use a good dose of that.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
GabyBaby ( member #26928) posted at 11:19 PM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
Counter with "When are you going to return my dog?"
Me - late 40s
DD(27), DS(24, PDD-NOS)
WH#2 (SorryinSac)- Killed himself (May 2015) in our home 6 days after being served divorce docs.
XWH #1 - legally married 18yrs. 12+ OW (that I know of).
I edit often for clarity/typos.
gonnabe2016 ( member #34823) posted at 11:23 PM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
"it was yesterday...thanks! :)"
^^^THIS one gets my vote.
Omg. Picture the look on his face if you say that to him....
But seriously. If he asks you, tell him that you don't have the information handy and you're too busy to find it.
Call the f'n courthouse, lazy ass.
edited twice because I can't seem to write sentences that make sense.....
[This message edited by gonnabe2016 at 5:24 PM, October 7th (Monday)]
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
travels ( member #20334) posted at 11:56 PM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
When he asks you and is standing in front of you, "It's the same day you agreed to return (insert dog's name.)" Then smile sweetly.
When one door closes, another door opens. It's the journey through the hallway that sucks.
"After a breakup, the loyal one stays single and deals with the damages until healed. The other one is already in another relationship."
StillLivin ( member #40229) posted at 12:51 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
tesla, I have to admit I get a smile on my face every time I come into D/S and see that you've posted a new quote from the brainless wonder.
What kernal said. Mine must be related to yours! Sheesh!
"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 1:01 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
don't know how I'm going to handle it if he asks me point blank about when and where our court date is.
My response would be, "You can find that information on the paperwork the court sent you. If you can't figure it out, I suggest you call the court and ask."
And if he protests that you could just tell him, look him dead in the eye, lower your voice half a step, and deadpan, "What do I look like, your secretary?" and then turn around and walk away.
[This message edited by Amazonia at 7:01 PM, October 7th (Monday)]
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 3:38 AM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
I reckon a simple: "You don't get to ask me those kinds of questions anymore and I certainly don't have to answer them" with a silent ", fuckwit" at the end will do.
Either that or pull a face like someone has just done a big stinky fart in an elevator. That one seems to work on the sad clown.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 1:44 PM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Well, dammit, had my response all planned and ex-shat just texted that he can't pick Teslet up today because he is being forced to work a double would I please explain to Teslet the circumstances and that he had no choice?
Sheesh, victim much?
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Whalers11 ( member #27544) posted at 2:20 PM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
Ex-shat might be my ex's brother... who is also always the victim and continued to ask me ridiculous things after D-Day, like I was supposed to help him manage his "new" life.
Abbondad ( member #37898) posted at 3:59 PM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013
AD - You do realize one day you too will be able to look back at this stuff and chuckle at the insanity of it all. Right?
Incredibly, TN, I have already begun to now-and-then...
Divorced April Fool's Day 2014
Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and through me.-Dune
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