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stefanie ( member #21139) posted at 11:10 AM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
I called my cat my Soulmate Schmoopie. These names are sticking in my head. I hoped that no one heard me! 
millienotboo ( member #22415) posted at 1:26 PM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
Marzipan, you've ruined all of us!!!!
I was reading JFO when I'd hear "soulmate Shmoopie" "our love is real" "my wife is mean"
Your movies are just a little too real!!!!
M-8 yrs together 11
Me-45 BW
Him-49-WH
D-Day 10-10-2008
In R
Helen of Troy ( member #26419) posted at 1:43 PM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
More, more!
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 5:06 PM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
OK bear with me! I've got about 10 hours on a plane in front of me tonight, 3 hours in an airport, another 2 hours on a plane, then two nights alone in Copenhagen, another 6 hours of plane ride, rinse, and repeat in 7 days! I will have lots of time on my hands and I will see what I can do for all my shmoopies.
See you next weekend! 
(ok well anyway, I'll have wi-fi at the hotel and an iPad so I may see you sooner but still ...)
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
unbreak_my_heart ( member #12145) posted at 5:20 PM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
HAPPILY RECONCILED!
I ♥ my Husband!!!
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 7:10 PM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
Don't forget your bikini! 
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
WOWREALLY ( member #29359) posted at 7:30 PM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
I hope that you enjoy your time with Steve!
Just a reminder.....careful in the hot tub! lol
Have a wonderful trip!
Me = BS (47)
Him = WH (37)
Married 1 year together 6
DDAY 1/24/10
DDAY #2 12/9/10 Seperated
Thought it was going to work
Griefstricken25 ( member #29183) posted at 8:00 PM on Friday, November 19th, 2010
Have fun in Hawaii with Ste...
Er, have fun in Greenland!!!! 
Me!
3 amazing kidlets
To WXH "Now you're just somebody that I used to know." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
D-day and separation - June, 2009
Divorced - December, 2011
Basic_Guy ( member #4396) posted at 5:55 PM on Saturday, November 20th, 2010
Best laugh I have had in a long time...my hat is off to you...very well done...and the voices crack me up...so monotone....lol...
Best thread ever...and I have been here a while now...so please take this as the compliment that it is intended as......
Best thread ever......
Courage does not always come with blinding flashes of light....sometimes you only notice it after it passes...
My patron saint is a-fighting with a ghost
He's always off somewhere when I need him most.
Take2 ( member #23890) posted at 10:01 PM on Saturday, November 20th, 2010
Have a wonderful trip - take lots of pix, and should a guy built like a Viking named Stephen slip into the hot tub... um, well - I'm just saying - Enjoy the lights!
"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?
Crushed1 ( member #6449) posted at 4:36 AM on Sunday, November 21st, 2010
HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A FUNTASTIC TIME MARZIPAN!
~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
~STRENGTH~PEACE~HOPE~FAITH
jollum ( member #25152) posted at 9:55 PM on Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010
Marzipan,
I hope you have a great vacation.
On a side note:
If I don't see some Schmoopie action pretty soon I'm going to be forced to eat 4 cheese lasagna and spend an evening with my FWW's cat's. Please remember the Schmoopie-less out here.
Crossbow ( member #15224) posted at 2:45 AM on Wednesday, November 24th, 2010
Thought of you tonight, Marzipan:
We are having 4-cheese lasagna tonight!
DDay 7/4/07 found out about online/sexting EA with OM
DDay 7/25/07 found out about OW
In R
2 DSs, ages 11 & 9
DD, 4
stroppy_wanadoo ( member #11224) posted at 5:10 AM on Thursday, November 25th, 2010
OMG are you freaking hysterical! I LOVED your series. I have been dying to look at this, but have been fire-wall prevented at work since you first posted. But now, with a new computer at home and the time that comes with Thanksgiving holiday... my husband and I are laughing like you would not believe. Out loud. Frequently. We watched every single one!!!
You need to send your writing to Saturday Night Live. You go girl! How cathartic! How hysterical! Make some money on this!
(And enjoy Steve... I mean Greenland!!!)
seeking peace ( member #6693) posted at 9:01 AM on Thursday, November 25th, 2010
You've got the "soulmate" thing down perfectly. And the one about the business we started with our life savings being worth nothing. That one hit home. 
Can we feed you some more lines? Here are the ones I remember him saying to me:
"I never thought I'd get caught."
"I was never going to leave you."
OW#4 emailed him after I found out:
"I'm not sure she needs to know the details of the intimate things that we have shared. I feel like that is such a violation."
Another quote from OW to me:
"He has never really felt appreciated by you."
"I do love him and only want him to be happy for the rest of his life and I know that he wants to keep his family."
"He and I had a relationship that wasn't just about sex."
How's that for starters? I think we could feed you enough material for several hundred more movies! Keep at it!
SP
Me - BW 56
DS 22, DD 20
FIRST Dday: 10/27/04 4 LTAs & more...
Divorce final: 6/2013
reelingbuthealin ( member #22025) posted at 4:58 AM on Monday, December 6th, 2010
Even Seinfeld had Schmoopies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mii8aJklEOg
I don't hold grudges, I just have a great memory!
Behind every woman who trusts no one, is a man who taught her to be that way!
Griefstricken25 ( member #29183) posted at 5:04 AM on Monday, December 6th, 2010
Even Seinfeld had Schmoopies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mii8aJklEOg
Priceless!!
Me!
3 amazing kidlets
To WXH "Now you're just somebody that I used to know." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
D-day and separation - June, 2009
Divorced - December, 2011
finallyfree ( new member #26344) posted at 8:41 AM on Monday, December 6th, 2010
Some priceless ones from my XH:
"I thought I could have my fun and dump her without you knowing but she got pregnant."
I didn't tell you she was pregnant because I thought she'd have a miscarriage because my sperm in defective."
I told you about OC because I wanted to be close to you."
riverflow ( member #28151) posted at 10:18 AM on Monday, December 6th, 2010
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 4:42 AM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
PART 9--MERRY CHRISTMAS SHMOOPIE
Your holiday episode
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
(or if you can't see it there
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8012535/)
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
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