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inconnu ( member #24518) posted at 4:47 AM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
There is no joy without gratitude. - Brené Brown
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 5:04 AM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
My wife says there is no recipe but any ho ho whore can figure it out
PRICELESS!!!!
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
UR_AN_IDIOT ( member #18764) posted at 5:05 AM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
with krispy bits and a drizzle of maple syrup but not too sweet....OMFG...woman you are hilarious.
[This message edited by UR_AN_IDIOT at 11:41 AM, December 10th (Friday)]
Me: BW 56
FWH: 58
Married 33 years
DD 31 DS 28
Reconciled
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 5:15 AM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
price
less
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
poisonette ( member #10520) posted at 5:16 AM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
Thank you for bringing this back up to the top.
Thank you for making it! I love it! And I desperatly needed a laugh tonight!
Newest D-Day November 29, 2017. WH moved in with OW that night.
DDay 11/29/2017
Ended A moved home 1/18/2018
In R
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 5:20 AM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
oh yeah, and the Recipe is Real too. I put a page for it on the blog. 
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 5:24 AM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
A lot of people have been having fun on FB tonight because of you.
I love your new video!
Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16
woundedby2 ( member #18522) posted at 6:01 AM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
Marzipan, your schmoopies make me laugh out loud. Thank you for that.
This is the Christmas miracle I've been waiting for...
In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
redrock ( member #21538) posted at 1:08 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
I don't respect anyone that can't spell a word more than one way:)
circe ( member #6687) posted at 1:20 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
Your cats and Baby Jesus are my schmoopies too!!!
Hope Steve likes the unnatural and wrong sausage and apples....
Everything I ever let go of has claw marks on it -- Infinite Jest
punky ( member #12233) posted at 1:25 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
I want to make that recipe...
13 years later...finally healed. Definitely survived and thrived and you can, too.
wowokreally? ( member #29966) posted at 4:54 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
Me BW 31 Him WH 30
DS - infant
Separated. Filed.
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Helen Keller, The Open Door (1957)
icbtih8 ( member #23797) posted at 5:26 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
Omg, the dish sounds delish!
D-day #1 - April 29, 2009
Beauty is a calling...a call "to transfigure what has harden or was wounded within you"
-- John O'Donohue
brokeninfl ( member #21896) posted at 5:35 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
seriously -- the funniest thing I've seen in YEARS. love it -- shared it on FB -- others love it too. Thanks for the fun!
"On the other side of fear lies freedom"
Me - 39 BS
Him - doesn't matter
2 DS
DD 11/08
Divorced.
snowdrop ( member #23594) posted at 10:08 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
Marzipan, watching those tonight was just exactly what I needed.
'I will never have to eat sausage and apple again.'
STBXH has just realised that his leaving means he won't get my homemade Christmas cake each year.
Hence his suggestion that we will 'always still buy each other Christmas presents, or, if I like I could bake him something um, Christmassy and , um, cakey, each year?'
Me: BW, 38
WH: 37
2 DS
DDays:first one was Feb 09.
Separating, after 18 months of trying to R.
wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 11:37 PM on Friday, December 10th, 2010
Once again, you've outdone yourself!
anotherOctober ( member #29794) posted at 1:45 AM on Saturday, December 11th, 2010
Thank you Thank you! This is truly the gift that keeps giving.A few days ago I was actually planning to make a lasagne but the party was cancelled due to weather conditions... well for the first time since WH moved out he came into the house and went directly to the refrigerator... Oh if only I had made that lasagna!
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 4:38 AM on Saturday, December 11th, 2010
I'm going to try that recipe - sounds good!
If it wasn't for my kids, I would post this latest episode on FB. Still too raw for them I think.
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 7:35 AM on Saturday, December 11th, 2010
Thanks everybody!!
If it wasn't for my kids, I would post this latest episode on FB
I know what you mean . . . I can't own these publicly because of my kids. I am merely Moonlocks of the Internet. 
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
Helen of Troy ( member #26419) posted at 12:08 PM on Saturday, December 11th, 2010
OW demands for attention, jewlery and expensive champagne are HILLARIOUS.
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