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Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 4:58 AM on Thursday, January 6th, 2011

I can't get it!! No fair!

You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.

Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011

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 marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 3:45 PM on Thursday, January 6th, 2011

SAZ, I forgot to update a few links when I remixed the video. If you can't get it on the blog, try the new youtube link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvOC3_Ubtk

me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"

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Rise And Shine ( member #27513) posted at 5:33 PM on Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Marz, IMHO, it's abusive of you to not send your WH and his OW a link to these video clips!

Not allowing them to view these makes me feel deprived and abused!

April 25, 2009

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 marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 6:24 PM on Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Heehee, I was really tempted to reply to Swampy's apology email with naught but a link to The Big Apology, but I have not . . .

me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"

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millienotboo ( member #22415) posted at 7:13 PM on Thursday, January 6th, 2011

My Favorite "I wish you and your soulmate all of the happiness that you deserve"

and he says..."thank you"

You really cant sum up the cluelessness any better than that, can you.

M-8 yrs together 11
Me-45 BW
Him-49-WH
D-Day 10-10-2008
In R

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Beyond ( member #3011) posted at 7:52 PM on Thursday, January 6th, 2011

"If I wanted meatloaf, I should've told you."

Yeah, I'm really glad he admitted that he was at fault there

Marzipan, I love your rainbow accessories in your role as wife/I mean shmoopie/I mean ex-wife!

XOW.

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willowiris ( member #5372) posted at 8:03 PM on Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Bahahahahahhaha....Love the rainbow outfit.

My ex used to tell me my clothes were "too loud." Let me tell you, I wore the hell out of some floral prints, geometric patterns, red and hot pink after he left.

I LOVVEEE "Are you making meatloaf?" "Yes"

D-day 09/2004
Filed for divorce 9/2006

We accept the love we think we deserve. "The Perks of Being a Wallflower."

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 marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 9:26 PM on Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Can I share a favorite line if I wrote it myself?

I crack myself up every time he says he'll have to live with his lack of meatloaf every morning when he looks in the refrigerator.

Yes, and I feel RAINBOW today!

[This message edited by marzipan at 3:27 PM, January 6th (Thursday)]

me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"

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 marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 11:34 PM on Friday, January 7th, 2011

Since I wrote the last one to get out of a funk and it was a little depressing, I couldn't stop myself from hitting Xtranormal one more time this week.

Part 11--MY EX WIFE HAS WHISKER BURN

me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"

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Scorned Volcano ( new member #25345) posted at 11:45 PM on Friday, January 7th, 2011

OMG!

That is funny in so many ways.

"Maybe I should drive by her house and see if there is a boat in the driveway."

"You are so dense. No wonder my cats beat you at Scrabble."

Only thing missing is a reference to "sucking a golf ball throught a garden hose".

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punky ( member #12233) posted at 11:46 PM on Friday, January 7th, 2011

I think this is the best one yet.

Should I drive by her house and see if a boat is parked in the driveway??? LOL!!!!

Good to see Steve the bus driver/pirate making another "appearance"...

13 years later...finally healed. Definitely survived and thrived and you can, too.

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anotherOctober ( member #29794) posted at 1:35 AM on Saturday, January 8th, 2011

SO Funny!!!!! Is he a Pirate or a bus driver?

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Whalers11 ( member #27544) posted at 2:07 AM on Saturday, January 8th, 2011

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woundedby2 ( member #18522) posted at 2:11 AM on Saturday, January 8th, 2011

Maybe I should drive by her house and see if there is a boat in her driveway?

snort

In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson

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McKenziesWish ( member #11970) posted at 3:50 AM on Saturday, January 8th, 2011

Marzipan

Do you mean that swampy and skanky do not KNOW about the schmoopies?!?!?! How is that possible? I would make sure every friend in my life was daily sending them links to schmoopie videos!!! OMG...you are just way too classy woman!





"He is a

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Griefstricken25 ( member #29183) posted at 6:49 AM on Saturday, January 8th, 2011

I wish the two of you all the happiness you deserve.

May I pretty, pretty please use this as my tagline??!!

Simply brilliant!

Me!
3 amazing kidlets
To WXH "Now you're just somebody that I used to know." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
D-day and separation - June, 2009
Divorced - December, 2011

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 marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 8:23 AM on Saturday, January 8th, 2011

May I pretty, pretty please use this as my tagline??!!

Yes of course!

me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!

http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"

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wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 12:33 PM on Saturday, January 8th, 2011

"Maybe I should drive by and see if there is a boat in the drieway..."



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mommyblonde ( member #22548) posted at 4:46 PM on Saturday, January 8th, 2011

"No wonder my cats beat you at Scrabble."

Bahahaha!!!! Love it.

"When a heart breaks no it don't breakeven" The Script

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gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 4:48 PM on Saturday, January 8th, 2011

No wonder my cats beat you at Scrabble."

Loved this line too.

BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

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