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wonderingbull ( member #14833) posted at 6:57 PM on Saturday, December 10th, 2011
Penis is the most readily available commodity on earth.
TustednBusted in a thread in general...
I couldn't help but 
WB
The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time...
James Taylor
TrustedHer ( member #23328) posted at 8:15 PM on Tuesday, December 13th, 2011
Just want to caution you, however, just because there are multiple OW does not mean there is SA or NPD.
Those are very specific issues that require formal dianosis.
Your WS could just be a run of the mill asshole.
NewAttitude, in General, as a reply on a thread.
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Myheartstillhurt ( member #32430) posted at 1:40 PM on Thursday, December 15th, 2011
It, of course, went over like a turd in a punchbowl
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Trustednbusted in R. I have never heard this (if it is a common saying) and I totally lol'd.
BS(me) 34
fWH 38 (Epicallyfailedu)
OW/xBFF of 28 years
Four girls under 11
DDay: 6/5/2010
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 6:17 AM on Sunday, December 18th, 2011
Ha haha - I go away for a little while and see my thread is going strong, and I think - alright - bring on the hotness...
And what do I see? newts and blow up dolls
Jayne Doe. And I could explain but truly, it takes away from the straight up funny of the statement in isolation.
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
imagoodwitch ( member #23375) posted at 12:45 PM on Wednesday, December 28th, 2011
They were going to have an affair regardless of what you brought to the table. The "laundry list of deficiencies" is just the excuse they came up with to justify doing what they were going to do anyway. It is not about what you did or didn't do, what you have or don't have, etc.... It is about them seeking something to soothe whatever was broken in them long before you came into the picture.
Frank2010 in joeboo's thread in General about having a good marriage without great sex.
Every BS needs to memorize this.
Amen brother.
Ordinary average everyday sane psycho super goddess
sudra ( member #30143) posted at 6:16 PM on Wednesday, December 28th, 2011
From StepAside on the astrological sign of WS survey:
both fWH and ditchpig are Cancers...soulmate schmoopies they had so much in common
Him: my spouse is a controlling crazed loon
Her: OMG mine too!
Him: I'm a Cancer sign
Her: OMG Me Too!!
Him: I have a penis
Her: OMG I love to squat down in the back seat of cars and blow on them!
see? soulmates.
Me (BW) (5\64), Him(SAWH) (68)Married 31 years, 1 son (28), 1 stepdaughter (36) DDay #1 January 2004DDay #2 7-27-2010 7 month EA/PA (became "engaged" to OW before he told me he wanted a divorce)Working on R
jjct ( member #17484) posted at 12:19 AM on Thursday, December 29th, 2011
caregiver, on how to deal with boundaries during dropoffs
Get a dog, or a gun, or really feminine bedding.
My sides hurt. The real bitch of it is I don't know why.
ImNellNow ( member #28753) posted at 8:41 PM on Monday, January 2nd, 2012
"I know my husband is a good man and he loves me, because his girlfriend told me so."
- HFSSC's idea for a T-shirt
I'd buy one.
BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 11:11 PM on Monday, January 2nd, 2012
I just couldn't understand why, why someone would be advertising they had a mangey pussy.
Although I don't have one I love them. So much fun to try and figure out!
Rollercoaster in a thread about vanity plates. But Vanity Plates was left out of the post and these two statements were back to back....
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 2:29 AM on Thursday, January 19th, 2012
give a shout out to us all when you make it on the Grammys.
DS as she locks a thread. So, now I got to watch the Grammys...
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
WhiteWolfWinning ( member #12475) posted at 2:45 AM on Monday, January 23rd, 2012
That was a great one by DS.
Having read the thread, however, I'm guessing the only "grammys" this bozo will ever see is of the "teddy" or "cracker" variety...
[This message edited by WhiteWolfWinning at 8:46 PM, January 22nd (Sunday)]
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God
Thank you, Lord, for the lightness of my burdens
Pentup ( member #20563) posted at 6:42 PM on Wednesday, February 15th, 2012
Honey, if you didn't throw up in his mouth, you're good....
From FaithFool in D/S regarding embarrassing moments.
Made me bray I laughed so hard. I'm scared to ask her how she came by this piece of advice as a litmus test of behavior....
Me- BS
Him- FWS (I hope- F)
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 7:44 PM on Wednesday, February 15th, 2012
Actually I think I was channelling Samantha from Sex and the City there for a minute....
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 6:39 PM on Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012
...beware the sparkly people.
squiffle, in NB warning about the appeal of certain people who can turn out to be NPD.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
MovingUpward ( member #14866) posted at 11:40 PM on Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012
Had a small chuckle... I’m wondering at the initial reactions of a new poster welcomed with:
“Hi – I’m UR_AN_IDIOT. Welcome to the best club no one wants to join”
But then I am 100% certain the advice and guidance will quickly remove any doubts!
Bigger in JFO on the announcement of SI Guides
Aubrie ( member #33886) posted at 7:01 PM on Tuesday, February 28th, 2012
Somewhere, deep in the forest, a fairy cries when it falls off the unicorn.
LonelyHusband in G describing a scene were both BSs clearly plotted to bust the A wide open in front of both WS.
I swear there should be a tshirt with this quote. Awesomeness.
[This message edited by Aubrie84 at 1:03 PM, February 28th (Tuesday)]
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 10:40 PM on Tuesday, February 28th, 2012
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
BaxtersBFF ( member #26859) posted at 5:03 AM on Saturday, March 3rd, 2012
After all this time, I always thought HB meant Hump-like Bunnies.
HardenMyHeart in response to jo2love's explanation of what HB means in General.
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 4:23 PM on Saturday, March 3rd, 2012
I am no longer angry at the OW. That doesn't mean that I wouldn't enjoy seeing her attract a horde of camel fleas in her armpit and vagina hair and her arms shrink so that she couldn't scratch. Otherwise I am so over her
scared & stronger on not blaming the OP...
enjoy!
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
jjct ( member #17484) posted at 4:03 AM on Saturday, March 10th, 2012
I don't think women are especially any worse than men when it comes to cheating. They didn't build a dick from legos to jump on, you know? Legodick or wondervag, I don't think gender has much to do with cheating beyond how it personally affects us.
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