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I don't think women are especially any worse than men when it comes to cheating. They didn't build a dick from legos to jump on, you know? Legodick or wondervag, I don't think gender has much to do with cheating beyond how it personally affects us.

StillGoing

Oh, Dear God!!!! Must such incredibly stupid people really be allowed on this earth???

And God's answer is:

Why yes. Everyone needs comic relief.

gonnabe2016

in general.

Hopefulone23 describing her 'pea brain' (PB) WH in D/S:

How many men do you know that would pee in an empty Snapple bottle in the car with their 13-year old son in the back seat, and then less than an hour later, forget they'd done that and take a drink from the same bottle full of pee?!!!

Catwoman's wise words to alex mama. AM received an email from her XWH and wanted to send some of her own words back to rebut his nonsense. Cat's words are classic! I heard this a long time ago and I laugh EVERY TIME I see it. (in D/S)

He can say what he wants, but that doesn't make anything he says true, does it? He can stand in a garage and say he's a car, but that doesn't make him one, does it?

On a thread in General about 'healthy' ways to release anger towards AP. Here is LonelyHusbands idea:

I've been thinking about lining the cat's litter tray with a blown up picture of OM's face for similar reasons. Then I'm going to overfeed the cats

overfeed the cats snort

Fencepost's take on getting WS's to go NC:

Getting her to stop contacting AP was like trying to put a cat in a toilet

Overimpossible's idea to avoid mentioning the real reason that things aren't great at home:

My WH got addicted to cake eating, and now his blood sugar is through the roof and we might need to cut out part of his very tiny heart.

Gonnabe2016 in D/S:

A pity party is only fun for the one throwing it. Don't accept the invitation. Go clean the lint out of your belly button instead.

Not much sleep + reading SI = giggle fit for me.

Getting her to stop contacting AP was like trying to put a cat in a toilet

BAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! that's hilarious!

If you've ever tried doing that, you'll know....

just as it's my personal responsibility as a Dad to make sure my kids are fed and clothed, holding up the wal-mart with an AK-47 for a cart full of cheetohs and scooby doo jammies is not the appropriate way to go about meeting that responsibility

StillGoing in a thread about Harley's infidelity book... which took a hard right into Other Topics. (Thank goodness.)

[This message edited by ImNellNow at 12:30 PM, March 26th (Monday)]

Nobody has to tell me NC. I'm staying as far away from his 'crazy' as I can. I've ridden the 'crazy' bus and it made me puke--I have NO desire to get back on, I would rather walk. Barefoot. Across hot coals. Over snakes and thumbtacks. Blindfolded. And bald.

gonnabe2016's reflection on NC with her blameshifting WH.

Tell us how you really feel, gonnabe!

HFSSC in General:

Please tell him that he can find sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

I. Loved. This!

standinghere in a response to a thread on a BS's contribution to a WS's A:

My contribution to the affair was being content with her and thinking that my spouse was the person that she presented herself to be, and thinking that the other issues were not as severe as they ended up being, and not recognizing those issues for what they were.

Jpapageorge's response to a post in JFO giving some advice to a BS who is dealing with a 'gaslighter':

He says he cannot live on a leash? I say take off the leash put him out of the house and call Animal Control because that dog is way out of control.

eta: huh. I looked at my post and wondered who the hell 6102ebnnog was....huh. It's me...gonnabe2016....only backwards? I hope that's not an omen of how my day is going to go....

[This message edited by gonnabe2016 at 8:27 AM, April 1st (Sunday)]

nolight's tagline as of now:

I'm not saying that she's a slut, I'm just saying that if her vagina had a password it would be "Password"

Surviving101's friend giving him perspective on his sense of feeling 'worthless' due to his WW's behavior:

We were at a coffee shop and I was telling him how worthless and damaged I felt, how beyond repair my sense of self felt... My friend looked me in the eye and proceeded to take out a $100 bill. He asked me: How much is this worth? -- $100 dollars, I said --- Then he threw it on the floor, stepped on it, threw some coffee on it and continued to step on it frantically... He picked it up, dried it off and asked me again --- Now, how much is this worth?!

I love this story.

Caregiver's advice to a poster whose WH was informing her of what his 'lawyer' said:

his conversation with a lawyer was a conversation with his friend who once slept with a woman who attended law school. In the mind of an NPD this is as good as a legal consult.

It's funny because as soon as I typed that I laughed. It is so true and kooky and

I actually considered posting it here myself... but who would do that??

Your divorce is not special. You guys are not "different". When we talk about the handbook, we say that for a reason.

Divorce is kind of like an Ad-Lib. The nouns may change, the adjectives might vary, but the story is the exact same.

Alex Mama imparting some hard-won wisdom in D/S on Catwoman's "What do you wish you had known?" thread.

UR_AN_IDIOT

Guide

Member # 18764

You are not an idiot.

UR in apparent identity crisis... posting reassurance to a member in D/S

[This message edited by caregiver9000 at 7:49 PM, April 12th (Thursday)]