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MsScarlet to "Crazy things other woman said"

That xWS was the first guy who made her consider "putting a ring on it." For fuck's sake, who says that to a married man?

My response:

"Girly! You got it all wrong!!! Skank was talking about a cock ring!"

[This message edited by Exit Wounds at 10:10 AM, April 13th (Friday)]

When you're 22 you fart fairy dust and rays of loving light blast out your twat when you spread your legs. You can bring on world peace and heal the broken heart of a man who's evil wife has done him wrong by the sheer virture of you being 22-years old.

Nature_Girl, in a thread about what on earth a girl that young would even want with a old married guy.

Online dating should be considered a sport

Persevere

You cannot fix a marriage by yourself. It's like trying to paint a house while it's on fire.

-stilllovinghim

Basically, we are not the same people we were before our spouses put our souls into a blender and pressed the smoothie button.

LonelyHusband, talking about changes in our personalities after infidelity.

I've come a long way over The Bridge of Giving A Shit.

StoryHour in a thread about how much you now know about the XWS Affairs

Smokenfire in a thread about never knowing the details of the A

I think sometimes it's just better to go wow, that's a big pile of cat yak - yea, I'm not tearing that apart anymore because the whole thing is just really gross.

I would no more want to date him than I would have a dead rat in my mouth

CatWoman on NB thread about an "interesting" date

Do you actually have the word "WELCOME" printed on your back?

ReBreather on an R thread to a poster talking about the interactions with and actions of his fWW (who seems to be unremorseful)

There aren't exactly tons of well rounded supermodels who are dying to go out with a bald overweight poorly dressed below middle management 50 year old bejowled guy with bad teeth driving a car completely covered with dents who pays alimony and child support.

whyohwhyohwhy explaining how her WS's life has hardly improved after the D.

Wolf

SerJR on the perrenial question, "Who was NYJerry?"

Before NYJerry, our administrator was known just as Moderately Startled...

On the topic of g2gs, jjct reminisced:

You never know. At one of them, I met some gal that was in town for a sex conference, not an SI'er, she was the keynote speaker and shared her research with me. She went on about how she discovered that native americans were the best in the sack, and jews were better romantic lovers...she finally asked my name. I told her

Tonto Rubenstein.

I just lost a mouthful of coffee down my blouse and can't stop laughing.

infidelity has set me free in some ways. the pressure of living up to the image i had of a successful marriage, family, children, etc was relieved when XH sucked the wind out of it all. so i've ruled that out, along with the expectations i had of myself to fulfill my part and succeed at it...now on to my real life!

stretch13 on a NB topic about the constant worrying that goes on, and how worrying and trying to find all the right answers can't guarantee anything.

NO WAY can legitimate, marriage based sex be as thrilling as affair sex... no thrill of being caught, the intrigue of the story, It's like a spy movie for your crotch with lots of danger and explosions. It makes you want to be an imaginary, different person who can dodge bullets and has lasers hidden in your shoes.

polar in General "Topic: Do you still value your WS's opinion?"

[This message edited by Take2 at 2:32 PM, May 19th (Saturday)]

In ground pools are the only way to go.

With the above ground pools, the sharks with laser beams can cut through the perimeter and escape.

It's not like then can get very far after that, but I imagine it would be awfully embarassing when you're planning to toss your arch-nemisis in and you pull around back and see a bunch of idiot fish flopping around in the back yard...

You can't cut corners when you have an image to maintain...

SerJR explaining the benefits of in ground pools to DS.

From a thread in General. By wincing at light:

You've fuck my spouse, you've signed up for a lifetime subscription of "I'm fucking with you whenever I feel like it because you're a douchebag" magazine.

You really are pushing me to drink my dinner, aren't you?

DS red flagging a post in general

Setting aside the idea that there is some ambiguous demarcation point for transformative introspection tethered to an unspecified number relating to middle age that is both more significant and different from identity questions at any other point in life - which is a lot to set aside imo - that the author states "this literally becomes a magical process" and you should release judgment because nobody is at fault and it had to happen because Birthday 47 struck like a serpent and in the end, after shouldering the blame of your shitty situation before the MLC affair there can be a happy ending inspires my belief that the author is either 14 years old, or a unicorn.

StillGoing giving a spot-on opinion about the writer of an asinine article about MLC As in General.

aesir in MrsConsistency's thread 'WSs talk me down: waht can he expect':

I had to learn to abandon the quest for a better past.

Don't we all, brother, don't we all....

His words are Zimbabwean dollars... highly inflated, bad market value, controlled by a narcissist wing nut.

Squiggle, arguing for a postnup.